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  I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots

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  (816): I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots http://tfl.nu/14wj
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  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 8, 12 at 7:45am

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  Pretty sure OP can add "we don't need a condom" and "drop that load on my face" to the list

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 8, 12 at 11:41am

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  Good enough for St. Patty's day!

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  Submitted by KatieFML on Mar 7, 12 at 8:29pm

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  Story of my life..

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  Submitted by canadiangirl420 on Mar 8, 12 at 4:44am

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  you're not the only one

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  Submitted by kyguy87 on Mar 8, 12 at 4:57am

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  shit happens

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