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  • 87 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:46pm

    I managed to figure out "Yeah you ____ I am wasted!" I felt pretty good about myself. Then I read #2. I feel inadequate now. D:

  • 90 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:24am

    It's REALLY sad that I can read drunk. "Yeah, you know I am wasted!" :P

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:05am

    I spell out times when I text all the time, Anon #6. Sometimes it's just easier. Almost impossible to text a 1 or a 0 when you're using the word function. As for the spelling... the texter needs to learn to use the word function. He had all the numbers right... almost...

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:05am

    #2 - awesome. #7 - I agree

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:12am

    omg this has to be Chelsea texting Jtrilla

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:03am

    yeah I HATE typing out times on my phone with T9. Pain in my ass. so I often just spell out the time instead. so BOO YA

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:00am

    Classic....#2 you have a gift.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44am

    hahah that's hilarious Anon #2, i was having trouble deciphering it ;)

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:46am

    best spelling of wasted ever.

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:16pm

    Jesus, I honestly thought it was Chinese til I saw the "wasted" bit. Fuck.

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:03am

    no one messes up the spelling of a txt that badly, and no one says "twelve thirty" as opposed to 12:30, clearly FAKE.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:20am

    NUMBER SIX YOU ARE RETARDED AND AT LEAST HALF OF EVERYONE SPELLS OUT NUMBERS, SHIT I DO IT WHEN I TYPE

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:16pm

    I totally spell out times...like #7 said...1 and 0 are impossible to get to quickly.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:54am

    Yep, I think I date this person.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:00am

    hahaha i definitely know who that is, she is hilarious, and when she was showing me the texts i thought she had written in chinese too.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:58am

    has anyone noticed its 303? doubt that they live there

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:24pm

    boulder! fuck yeah they were wasted before twelve thirty.

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:24pm

    lmfao!!! that is just great!!!

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:44pm

    I hate how some people are so quick to label a post as "fake" just because it's something they don't do or what not. Lame. But, hilarious. I am a drunk texter as well, typically have decent spelling though...it just might take me a while to get it out. Ha

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:43am

    I would like to reiterate appreciation for number two's translation, I was totally lost without it.