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  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:39pm

    Im the Adam if drinking because my dumb whore of a wife always tries everything first then makes me try it.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:30pm

    I love good alcohol analogies..

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:45pm

    539 im not impressed. Ur trying too hard

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:35pm

    especially when they are mixed with biblical ones

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:45am

    double fisting a different drink each trip to the bar describes every wedding reception i've ever been to.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:12pm

    5:39 failed. for his analogy, for being married, and for marrying a dumb whore.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by kaylamarie2209 on Mar 23, 11 at 6:16am

    this is my area code... you stay classy, tyler, tx. stay classy.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:57pm

    OMG embarassing. This is my text. *facepalm*

  • 28 36
    Submitted by party654 on Dec 19, 11 at 12:10am

    Your hangover must've been fucking biblical...