so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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