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  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:51am

    men know how to do their own laundry......?....

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:10am

    And by "FIRST" I really mean to say that, "I've got a zucchini in my ass, MOTHER FUCKERS!" -10:01

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:04am

    So you've only got ONE pile then, huh? Sorry 'bout your luck. :( Sincerely, The Truth

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:02pm

    1:42, it's supposed to be crazy shit. Chill out or don't read it...

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:18pm

    Good idea!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:24pm

    OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:00pm

    I was thinking the same thing 11:51

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:13am

    Hey! I don't belong here!!!! Sincerely, The Polka-dotted man-zier in the "Got Laid" Pile

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:19pm

    I bet there are a lot more clothes in the "didn't get laid pile" since you had to write about it.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:46am

    Where do the "got head instead" clothes go?

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:33am

    Lies from 10:33, he's never got any cuz he's a little bitch

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:15pm

    There is no 1:25 you moron.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:43am

    I do this all the time!!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:33pm

    make sure you pretreat those stains, monica!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:22pm

    OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAZAAAAAAAAY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:49pm

    depends on which pile was bigger for a good or bad night.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:17pm

    I separate my boxers like that the ones that didn't get laid get wore again the other ones are dirty and need to be washed.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:11am

    Dude! That's so cool! I could only dream of being half as cool as the wild and crazy person who sent this text! Fucking nuts! Maybe I should try to be a mod so I can approve super cool texts exactly like this one! That'd be cool!

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:50pm

    This is crazy shit? Get out more. Sex or no sex determines how eventful an evening is rated? How bout something a bit more creative? Next time

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:19am

    You could have labeled them pj's with and without stocking feet.

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:37am

    Only in Marietta...

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:12pm

    In soviet Russia laundry seperates you!

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:10pm

    Where can I meet these dirty sluts from tfln???!!!

  • 45 67
    Submitted by wildcat2010 on Jun 21, 10 at 6:11am

    This could be a woman..

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:33am

    My big pile would be got laid...

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:20am

    which pile s bigger??

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:01am

    FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:04am

    Regardless of the piles, you're still a tramp.

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:11pm

    Let me help - just put all your polos in the didn't get laid pile, and all your flannel/plaid shirts in the DID get laid pile.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:42pm

    Sometimes I wonder how shit makes it past the reviewers

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:01pm

    11:46 Those are the best clothes

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:18pm

    Good idea!

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:29am

    wat about the "im gonna show zero mercy to that pussy once i get in it" pile

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:53am

    I bet the 'get laid' pile was empty (:

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:08am

    Great now just donate the "didn't get laid" pile and your set.

  • 45 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:18am

    this guy is a douche