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  • Submitted by EclecticPandora on Feb 13, 11 at 4:45pm

    WIN.

  • Submitted by steeldude on Feb 13, 11 at 5:46pm

    not quite sure there is a better offer out there

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      Submitted by skeezer on Feb 22, 11 at 10:54am

      Like what? Give an example...

  • Submitted by RyanM on Feb 13, 11 at 5:03pm

    Damn, I'll take constructive criticism like that all day long.

  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 13, 11 at 6:43pm

    Indeed, the OP's friends would have a duty to shame the OP if he didn't bail in favor of an opportunity like this. Guy code makes it a moral imperative.

  • Submitted by niggermidget on Feb 13, 11 at 6:43pm

    Legonut, you're a fucking idiot.

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    Submitted by afkttyl on Feb 13, 11 at 5:37pm

    Who said it was some random girl? Chances are theyve met if she teaching me that

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    Submitted by vaginakilla on Feb 13, 11 at 9:53pm

    And I'm gonna go ahead and put out there if I don't answer my phone for the next two weeks I'm busy

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 14, 11 at 1:57am

      Or your phone got drenched, which is just as good.

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    Submitted by Pengz on Feb 13, 11 at 9:16pm

    Fuck her, I did

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    Submitted by gaterhog on Feb 14, 11 at 7:14pm

    Yeah, there's nothing about it being a one night stand or random hook up. First time I read it I figured it's a long time girlfriend

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    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 14, 11 at 12:47am

    Legonut is an idiot...and B) where do I sign up for this class?

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 14, 11 at 2:13am

      It's an interdisciplinary offering by the Womens' Studies and Physics departments: Bodily Fluid Dynamics 401 (and it's definitely a 400-level course).

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        Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 5:16pm

        1. Not that hard at all.\n2. Anatomy

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    Submitted by jstraka on Feb 14, 11 at 12:14am

    My man!!

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    Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 13, 11 at 10:20pm

    a horrible friend would be pissed off about this.

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    Submitted by Jaffmin21 on Feb 14, 11 at 9:13pm

    One of the best offers EVER!!!

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 15, 11 at 10:41am

    I taught my girlfriend how to squirt. She didn't know she had it in her, no pun intended.

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    Submitted by admilla87 on Feb 13, 11 at 5:11pm

    lovely

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    Submitted by coastalbachelor on Feb 14, 11 at 11:06am

    love it.. my ex was a squirter. i have a dozen movies of us... hot to watch these days

  • Submitted by dirtybongh2o on Feb 13, 11 at 4:39pm

    how about I come over and show YOU how to make HER squirt!?

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jan 13, 13 at 7:08pm

    Amen

  • Submitted by Moonman119 on Feb 14, 11 at 1:26am

    Clearly none of you have ever had an encounter with a squirter or you would know that it is not something you want! Your next day will be occupied with doing laundry getting yelled at by your roommates and maybe even buying a new mattress if you were unfortunate enough to try it on your own bed. If a girl ever tells you shes a squirter say nice to meet you, have a nice life ... dont get curious!

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 14, 11 at 2:05am

      Roommates? Get your own place. Laundry? It needs to get done anyway; you might as well dirty your sheets. Speaking from personal experience (admittedly, long before I met my wife), squirters are worth the detergent.

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        Submitted by CIT on Feb 14, 11 at 2:28pm

        No kidding. The last guy I soaked had to clean his couch, and he still didn't complain.

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      Submitted by XZero on Feb 14, 11 at 7:20am

      Seems like moonman doesn't know how to have fun. Squirters are fun!

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      Submitted by RyanM on Feb 14, 11 at 9:18pm

      If you're that worried about it put down a towel or something. Fuckin' smart right?

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      Submitted by guardian1691 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:38am

      If I had the chance to get with a squirter I would. I tried to teach a girlfriend of mine but it didn't quite work out. I would gladly walk around in soaked clothes from a girl that can squirt.

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      Submitted by summersalad33 on Feb 15, 11 at 2:26pm

      Why not eat her out in the jacuzzi bathtub?\nNo soiled bed sheets or clothes and easy cleanup.

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 13, 11 at 5:05pm

    Anyone who vote this as a good night is dumb. Who the he'll has sex with random girls?!?!?!

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      Submitted by RyanM on Feb 13, 11 at 5:10pm

      troll

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      Submitted by theshortgirl0912 on Feb 13, 11 at 5:55pm

      there's this thing called a one night stand...

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      Submitted by Celyn on Feb 13, 11 at 7:18pm

      I'm guessing you don't have sex with anyone.

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 13, 11 at 7:49pm

      It's okay, man. You'll understand once you hit puberty.