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  • 88 78
    Submitted by rikie83 on Dec 21, 11 at 11:49am

    "I can smell your cunt."

    • 59 75
      Submitted by lovinlyfe on Dec 28, 11 at 12:15am

      this HAS to be a dude....

  • 74 68
    Submitted by skeezer on Dec 21, 11 at 11:45am

    ...and if you want to lock me in your basement, my term is "Silence of the Lambs."

    • 65 64
      Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 11:51am

      It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again

      • 53 80
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 21, 11 at 3:39pm

        Do you tuck and dance in front of the mirror nude too?

        • 79 74
          Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 5:26pm

          I'm in it, to win it. So yes

          • 60 71
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 21, 11 at 8:51pm

            LMFAO!!! That's an image I didn't need! Thanks!

            • 66 68
              Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 22, 11 at 12:31am

              But it doesn't matter what you think because he'd do himself.. he'd do himself so hard

              • 48 62
                Submitted by DavidWnC on May 8, 12 at 6:16am

                and you would watch...

  • 57 64
    Submitted by BeerBeliever69 on Dec 27, 11 at 5:40am

    Every real man has a sex playlist

    • 39 53
      Submitted by DavidWnC on May 8, 12 at 6:17am

      Yes, but for too many of them it's the minute waltz.