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  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:17am

    I bet he was french!

  • 83 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:02pm

    10:23 SUCKS! This guy was obviously happy that she said yes, so who are you to RUIN his moment with your SHITTY LIFE SITUATION?!? 10:23 - FUCK OFF. Good luck to the newly engaged and happy couple and BEST WISHES for a LIFE LONG HEALTHY AND HAPPY MARRIAGE.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:56pm

    well if you get divorced at least you can celebrate it by getting drunk and lighting things on fire

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:33pm

    10:23 Just because you couldn't keep your wife satisfied doesn't mean other men can't.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:43pm

    Texts like these restore my faith in this site. Good work.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:23pm

    that's not irony so it kinda missed the mark

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:27pm

    Def. French! For fighting so poorly and surrendering so readily!

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:29pm

    9:19- He's getting married, which means he's losing his independence... and he proposed on independence day

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:35pm

    Funny as hell and good luck to you!

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:39pm

    Hit it and Quit it........

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:47am

    ROFLMFAOO amazing! made my day rofl

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:35pm

    Whoa, that's trippy.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:31pm

    I hope the marriage works out for you!

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:25pm

    wow, bitter 10:23? take it somewhere else. not everyone has to be that miserable. things DO work out sometimes, ya know?

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:23am

    5:00 has a good point

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:11pm

    Hahahahahahaha that's actually a good one!

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:13pm

    9:29/33 - ahhh, thank you(: i follow.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:23pm

    I give it five years, until she files for divorce on the grounds of "irreconcilable differences," which only means she was bored and wanted to enter a relationship with the coworker with whom she was cheating on her husband. Oh well. It's your fault for more than likely throwing away your life, man. Good luck.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:32am

    I think SHE surrendered, cuz he asked you know... She lost HER independence

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:33pm

    9:19 - Think American revolution, He is 'surrendering' to his fiance a day that is marked in American history for us not surrendering.

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:36pm

    Sounds more like 10:23 is getting his relationship scenarios from shitty made-for-TV movies.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:00pm

    Please let the guy who replied be ur best man... It'll be a good speech.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:38am

    Two words: GAME OVER

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:49am

    ITS LIKE RAAA-III-AAAIIINNN, ON YOUR WEDDDING DAAAAY

  • 45 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:52pm

    yessss lol everything about this is yesss