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  Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone

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  I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her

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• Chuck Norris jacks off with a hand full of bumblebees.

  Submitted by bulllwinkle on Sep 27, 11 at 5:02pm

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• That's a shitty wingman.

  Submitted by sakiclanche19 on Sep 27, 11 at 2:36pm

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• Well if you already have plans you should have said so...

  Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Sep 27, 11 at 5:57pm

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• What goes around comes around... You're gonna get cockblocked because of this.

  Submitted by Thompson11 on Sep 27, 11 at 2:45pm

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• take one for the team pussy

  Submitted by wildness on Sep 27, 11 at 3:06pm

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  • Team 'not my dick, not my problem'

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Sep 27, 11 at 5:22pm

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• He didn't say screw her, he said talk to her. CB karma comes back around.

  Submitted by CrazyRunner on Sep 27, 11 at 3:54pm

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• "Worst Wingman of the Year Award" winner.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 27, 11 at 6:34pm

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• Time to find a new friend to go to the bars with

  Submitted by Phys on Sep 27, 11 at 3:05pm

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• @deezknight yah bumblebees do sting but only if they're threatened. They're less inclined to sting because it will kill them to rip off their stinger. If they're on you and you aren't swatting at them they wot attack. Wasps and hornets are more sting happy because they can get away with it and live

  Submitted by sevran on Sep 28, 11 at 2:54am

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• Relax freaks. Nobody really gives a fuck if bumblebees sting or not

  Submitted by renalove on Sep 28, 11 at 12:38am

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• Billy corgan?

  Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Oct 13, 12 at 7:47pm

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• Either you have a really big hand or a really small penis to be able to fit bumblebees into that equation.

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Sep 27, 11 at 5:45pm

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• Dick Wingman. Ugly chicks need lovin too. Even if you have to turn off the lights.

  Submitted by BamBam2014 on Sep 28, 11 at 2:14am

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• Bumblebees jack Chuck Norris off.

  Submitted by acegersh on Sep 28, 11 at 12:55am

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• Awesome! The life of a true wingman!!!!

  Submitted by Heinke on Sep 29, 11 at 11:02am

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• Dude you need a new wing man

  Submitted by Squarewheel on Sep 30, 11 at 5:40pm

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• Awww, I miss Bumblebees... fuck Einstein

  Submitted by enormoustard on Sep 28, 11 at 8:37am

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• I'm gonna use this when my friend tells me to go out with a guy I'm not interested in at all. Homosexual life will be great with this one haha

  Submitted by collegeboi823 on Oct 13, 11 at 3:48am

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• This is the funniest TFLN ever. Or maybe it's all that coffee...

  Submitted by MadF00L on Sep 28, 11 at 9:14pm

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• Beauty is only a light switch away

  Submitted by kristyp86 on Oct 2, 11 at 9:06am

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• This is why grammar is important

  Submitted by jetch71 on Jan 3, 14 at 12:38pm

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• Bumblebees don't sting. Lazy bastard.

  Submitted by deezknight on Sep 27, 11 at 2:49pm

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  • Bumblebees don't sting, where do you get this information? the worker bees (females) and the queen will sting. They don't sting as often as wasps or honey bees but they will sting if they are being mistreated... kinda like being inside a closed fist while masturbating.

    Submitted by steve0329 on Sep 27, 11 at 3:46pm

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    • Sorry steve, I've never had the inclination to grab a fistful and lube my lightning rod with them, I'm sure in that instance they'd get a bit annoyed with me but I've had the big fuzzy type of bumblebee land on me countless times in my life and have never been stung.

      Submitted by deezknight on Sep 27, 11 at 5:39pm

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    • They bite moron. Now do us alla favor and go play with a hornets nest

      Submitted by Portcityliving on Sep 28, 11 at 12:29am

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      • "They bite moron"? Well I sure pity the moron they're biting. I also pity anyone who thinks 'alla' is a word.

        Submitted by deezknight on Sep 28, 11 at 3:17am

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• Eso en cuatro no se ve ;)

  Submitted by okaysowhat on Sep 30, 11 at 3:23am

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