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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:08pm

    BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:52pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:22pm

    I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:19am

    not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site.. look up thefatjew.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:05pm

    Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:07pm

    9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:19pm

    Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:55pm

    Hahahahaha best text I've read all week

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:47am

    yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:58pm

    definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:54pm

    H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:11pm

    9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:33am

    this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:15pm

    I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:14am

    haha "imma let you finish, but..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:51pm

    Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:08am

    9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:56am

    I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:45pm

    How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:41am

    EPIC. most epic.. ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:06am

    LOL should be an alltime.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:05pm

    hes not alive though idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:43am

    No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:38pm

    Omgggg this is amazinggggghh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:16pm

    hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:24pm

    HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:41pm

    Most hilarious text ever!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:53pm

    everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:35pm

    Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died

  • Submitted by balls2thewall on Aug 7, 10 at 1:30am

    That's some funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:17pm

    I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:21am

    Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:30pm

    You never go full retard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:16am

    FUCK ATL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:24pm

    Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:13am

    Haha and yes he is 2:42

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:07am

    He's a jackass. "President Obama"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:28am

    haha best thing i ever heard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:45am

    oh hell yesss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:55pm

    I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:54pm

    Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:43pm

    Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:49am

    Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:09am

    The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:20pm

    by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:57pm

    "this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke." AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:55am

    Hahahaha this is amazing!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:14pm

    If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:14pm

    9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:35pm

    Awesome can't beat that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:31pm

    This is greatness...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:54pm

    Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:34am

    HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:16pm

    Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:05am

    why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:57am

    Ahhhahahahah f-ing great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:52am

    Rolf . I saw this so many times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:38am

    Funniest thing I've read all day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:28am

    Kanye sucks horse cock

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:33pm

    Haha , very very possible knowing that he's Done that shit before... (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:27am

    Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:12am

    how could he be so heartless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:31pm

    HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:11pm

    Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:26pm

    That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:15pm

    I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:54am

    Kanye is a douche bag!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:26pm

    STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:45pm

    Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:16pm

    Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:42pm

    obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:58pm

    I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:04pm

    regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:14am

    OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:54pm

    Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:25pm

    It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.

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    Submitted by dccard on Jun 28, 10 at 9:10pm

    This is fucking stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:49am

    I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:02am

    glorious. sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:30pm

    All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:25pm

    Hilarious, simply hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:03pm

    Fucked*sorry for the ducked

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:18pm

    Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:03am

    Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:09pm

    Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:02pm

    this so deserves "best of"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:10pm

    OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:42pm

    Thanks mate. Prefect

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:46pm

    Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:30pm

    Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:20am

    Kanye is public enemy number 1

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:58am

    WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!! If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:15pm

    this is the best one i've seen yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:25am

    Moral of the story... KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:11pm

    I want to wear your balls as earrings.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:04pm

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:12am

    Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:23pm

    Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:05pm

    my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:13pm

    Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:48pm

    my favorite TFLN forsure!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:52pm

    Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:21pm

    I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:48pm

    This is pretty funny! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:29pm

    PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:04am

    It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:35am

    i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:55pm

    Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:14pm

    haha!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:16pm

    Correction: Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:36am

    He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:43pm

    This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:05am

    I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:34pm

    Yup

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:04pm

    I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:20pm

    i absolutely love this. hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:03pm

    tfln never posts my texts =(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:52am

    Hahahaha this is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:32am

    One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:16pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:51pm

    This is the best text from last night ever!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:14pm

    msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:07pm

    That's so bad but so good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:01am

    People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:29pm

    Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:44pm

    Epic. Epic. Epic. Best. text. ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:44am

    Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:15am

    kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:11pm

    Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:12am

    FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:01am

    hahahhahahaha! WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:00pm

    John Wayne Gaycy THIS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:34pm

    Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:56pm

    Kanye does what he wants cuz While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70 More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:17pm

    Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:52am

    Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:10am

    HAHAHAH! thats funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:41pm

    Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:13pm

    BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:12pm

    FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:38pm

    Gahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…………....hahaha :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:08pm

    haha kinda funny in a morbid way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:21pm

    lmfao!(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:33am

    Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:45am

    This was funny the first 100 times I heard it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:13pm

    9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:07pm

    Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:26pm

    Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:45pm

    Kanye West is a fucktard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:11am

    OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:41am

    best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:26pm

    Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:58pm

    Fuck kayne u fucking idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:09pm

    Lmfao....best in a while

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    Submitted by rawrsex on Jun 15, 11 at 9:11am

    I peed my pants XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:36am

    Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:50am

    Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:06pm

    I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:23am

    Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:25pm

    lololol someone is on _twat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:57am

    11:15 more talent than you'll ever have

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:39pm

    it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:35pm

    Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:19am

    This was on the news, why repeat it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:02am

    Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far

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    Submitted by kylemullane1 on Dec 2, 11 at 10:03pm

    Ha!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:30pm

    9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:09am

    my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll this text was hilarious though ahhahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:11pm

    (404)?. Nice stuff /b/.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:54am

    Atl. Hell yeah.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:00pm

    A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:03pm

    So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:32am

    That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:32pm

    @11:26 He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:06pm

    sorry 9:04 but it's true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:02pm

    Yay for Georgia!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:39am

    Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:02am

    Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:07am

    What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:01am

    too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:54pm

    ahahah this is my new favorite!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:28pm

    People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off. so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass. this is hilarious. :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    Hands down best text ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:03pm

    Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:00am

    she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:33pm

    LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:52am

    Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:13am

    hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:53pm

    hahahaha too soon? nahhhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:38pm

    hahahahaha i know who posted this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:36pm

    Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:08am

    This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:48pm

    In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:38pm

    My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:38pm

    Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:15pm

    Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:53pm

    this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:04am

    @12:01 totally agree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:50pm

    Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:27am

    Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:24am

    U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke

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    Submitted by ghettofairyxx on Jul 7, 10 at 11:38pm

    lmfa!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:06pm

    I love doing that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:48pm

    9:08PM(3) It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:59pm

    hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:59am

    Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:45am

    hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:06pm

    lmao...best one I've read in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:32pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:52pm

    bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 6:51pm

    Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:21am

    Prob my favorite text on here EVER

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:25pm

    I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:21pm

    zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!

  • 69 77
    Submitted by soupytar33 on Apr 3, 11 at 10:44am

    epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:02am

    U stole this from sxephil

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:27pm

    i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:34am

    hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:32pm

    LMFAOO thats fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:44pm

    I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:24am

    douche*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:11pm

    It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:33pm

    Kanye was Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry He paused a bunch too it was awkward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:17pm

    yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:45pm

    Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:16pm

    Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:34pm

    wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:22pm

    this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:16pm

    hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:09am

    I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:41pm

    Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:12pm

    best everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    Submitted by stephfrancisco on Apr 11, 12 at 5:24am

    OMG HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:52pm

    Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time! Get it right homie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:24am

    Fuck:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:58pm

    If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:32am

    Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:53pm

    this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:20pm

    You guys are ALL idiots!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:33pm

    i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:40am

    hahahhahahahha! omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!! okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:18pm

    Wow this is ducked up but so funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:26pm

    I love kanye west Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:17pm

    Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:19pm

    1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:03pm

    Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:55pm

    he stole this from attack of the show...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:09pm

    I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:52pm

    I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:16pm

    you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:58pm

    True.... True....

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:10pm

    Ahaha very funny Kanye go fuck urself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:14am

    Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:24am

    As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:02pm

    11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it

  • 67 83
    Submitted by JevicJoshua on Jul 31, 10 at 7:35am

    I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!

  • 61 71
    Submitted by elijah354 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:46pm

    This is worth putting on a t shirt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:26am

    Haha rep atl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:14am

    Everyone already said this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:07am

    Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:37pm

    EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:46pm

    Kanye is on Leno! Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:07pm

    ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:35pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA brilliant!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:24pm

    Absolutely hilarious. made my night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:23pm

    Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!

  • 74 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:30am

    12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:47am

    Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:05am

    i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:40pm

    Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:55pm

    Wait til you see my dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:04pm

    BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:21am

    Both suck horse dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:17pm

    aha that would be rediculous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:49am

    Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:21am

    9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:13am

    Hahahahaha that's hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:26am

    Not original. Not cool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:56am

    3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:37pm

    Funniest shit I've heard today. And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:41am

    Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:34pm

    This made my night .:661:.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:49pm

    Awesome!! Soooo funny!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:34am

    Kanye sent this text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:39am

    All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:27am

    Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:16am

    In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:12pm

    1056 we'd all like to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:37pm

    Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:22pm

    The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:34pm

    Holy shit!!' hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:53pm

    This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:49pm

    Stolen from YouTube

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:10am

    Fucking nigs suck Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:36am

    Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like 2poc

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:55pm

    LOL! niceness dude!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:58am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:38pm

    11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:18am

    Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:55am

    9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:14pm

    the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS. rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:27pm

    I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.

  • Submitted by Pluto on Mar 13, 10 at 8:10pm

    BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:03pm

    Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:50am

    Funniest shit I've heard all day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:22am

    This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:38am

    So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:44pm

    Best one I've ever read

  • Submitted by delisle on Jun 21, 10 at 2:20pm

    This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:00pm

    Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:01am

    This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:57pm

    THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:26pm

    @ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:14pm

    lmao....best one in a while!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:24pm

    One the best. love current events

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:38pm

    you can spell dousche either way....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:11am

    Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:47pm

    Hahahaha sad but prob would happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:20pm

    I had sex with a goat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:27pm

    I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:39am

    "just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:00am

    Oh shawg

  • 56 77
    Submitted by kennedyb on Jun 5, 11 at 3:35pm

    totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:30pm

    I wish Kayne would die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:43am

    whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:40am

    Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:15am

    Pancreatic cancer actually

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:30pm

    I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:42pm

    i agree. this text made my night. =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:50pm

    hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:48pm

    best thing i've ever read. oh my god.

  • 59 85
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 11, 10 at 8:21am

    rofl!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:07am

    Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:23pm

    Yea, old school way....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:24am

    Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:45pm

    Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:47pm

    Good one, kanyes a asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:22am

    Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:43pm

    pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by hawkeyes8 on Aug 12, 10 at 10:09pm

    i didnt find this funny at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:54pm

    thats hilarious hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:13pm

    kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:36am

    Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:49pm

    Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:49pm

    Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:46am

    This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:31pm

    Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:16pm

    He's just a typical piece of shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    This is why I love where I live.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:47pm

    For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:47pm

    Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 12, 10 at 2:57pm

    Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:19pm

    Now I'm going to make a fml story :P

  • 56 90
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 1, 10 at 12:04am

    Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:49pm

    Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:35pm

    LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:52am

    I love you Kanye!! <3 - Katelyn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:40pm

    i cant certain things

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:59pm

    Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:01pm

    Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!

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    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 4, 11 at 8:55am

    This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:19pm

    Represintin ATL 404 o yea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:59pm

    Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:12pm

    Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:43pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:26am

    One of the best texts on this site ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:35am

    Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:31am

    1. Funny 2. Currently 4chan meme 3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious 4. Ran out of points

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Dawnalisa526 on Aug 25, 12 at 10:07pm

    Haahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:41am

    friggin hil.ar.i.ous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:44am

    I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:11pm

    OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:24am

    hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious

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    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:30pm

    "Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:25pm

    this isnt funny at all

  • 21 42
    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:32pm

    Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:46am

    That is f-ing awesome!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:05pm

    Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:46am

    Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:07am

    How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    anyone wanna see my dick?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:08pm

    Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:25pm

    404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:04pm

    It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.