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  • BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:08pm
  • oh hell yesss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:45am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:52pm
  • 9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:07pm
  • That's some funny shit

    Submitted by balls2thewall on Aug 7, 10 at 1:30am
  • H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:24pm
  • haha "imma let you finish, but..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:14am
  • I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:05am
  • I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:15pm
  • HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:24pm
  • this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:33am
  • Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:33am
  • I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:22pm
  • This is fucking stupid.

    Submitted by dccard on Jun 28, 10 at 9:10pm
  • All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Kanye is public enemy number 1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:20am
  • Hahahahaha best text I've read all week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:03am
  • STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:05pm
  • haha kinda funny in a morbid way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:08pm
  • No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:43am
  • You never go full retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:30pm
  • lololol someone is on _twat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:25pm
  • "this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke." AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:19pm
  • It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:04am
  • Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:34pm
  • This is greatness...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:31pm
  • lmfa!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by ghettofairyxx on Jul 7, 10 at 11:38pm
  • I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:44pm
  • I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:52pm
  • 9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:11pm
  • OMG HILARIOUS!!!!!

    Submitted by stephfrancisco on Apr 11, 12 at 5:24am
  • EPIC. most epic.. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:41am
  • I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:56am
  • Ha!!!!

    Submitted by kylemullane1 on Dec 2, 11 at 10:03pm
  • yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:47am
  • Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:46pm
  • i didnt find this funny at all

    Submitted by hawkeyes8 on Aug 12, 10 at 10:09pm
  • hahahahaha i know who posted this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:38pm
  • why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:05am
  • sorry 9:04 but it's true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:26pm
  • FUCK ATL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:16am
  • I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:55pm
  • epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP

    Submitted by soupytar33 on Apr 3, 11 at 10:44am
  • Lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:04pm
  • LOL should be an alltime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:06am
  • Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:54pm
  • hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:13am
  • Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:23am
  • regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:04pm
  • by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:20pm
  • definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Awesome can't beat that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:35pm
  • zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:43pm
  • I wish Kayne would die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:00pm
  • How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:45pm
  • she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:00am
  • WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!! If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:58am
  • I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:49am
  • this so deserves "best of"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:02pm
  • 11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:15pm
  • One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:32am
  • hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:16pm
  • not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site.. look up thefatjew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:19am
  • Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:27am
  • HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:34am
  • 1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:19pm
  • I peed my pants XD

    Submitted by rawrsex on Jun 15, 11 at 9:11am
  • What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:07am
  • lmfao!(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:11pm
  • OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:14am
  • 12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:30am
  • He's a jackass. "President Obama"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:07am
  • The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:09am
  • Hilarious, simply hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:25pm
  • glorious. sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:02am
  • Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:09pm
  • kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:15am
  • As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:24am
  • He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:36am
  • Omgggg this is amazinggggghh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:38pm
  • haha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:14pm
  • I love doing that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:06pm
  • you can spell dousche either way....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Kanye West is a fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:45pm
  • hes not alive though idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:27am
  • i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:05am
  • It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Fuck kayne u fucking idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:54pm
  • I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!

    Submitted by JevicJoshua on Jul 31, 10 at 7:35am
  • Kanye is a douche bag!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:54am
  • my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:05pm
  • FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:12am
  • it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Hahahaha this is amazing!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:55am
  • Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:39am
  • Funniest thing I've read all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:38am
  • Atl. Hell yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:54am
  • People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:01am
  • THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:57pm
  • i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:35am
  • best everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:13pm
  • This is pretty funny! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:48pm
  • 9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:08am
  • everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:53pm
  • 9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:14pm
  • HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:21am
  • Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:03pm
  • I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:58pm
  • my favorite TFLN forsure!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:48pm
  • HAHAHAH! thats funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:10am
  • This is the best text from last night ever!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:51pm
  • lmao...best one I've read in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Yup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:34pm
  • If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:58pm
  • Kanye sucks horse cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:28am
  • It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Thanks mate. Prefect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:42pm
  • 11:15 more talent than you'll ever have

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:57am
  • @ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:26pm
  • 9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:30pm
  • This is worth putting on a t shirt

    Submitted by elijah354 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Everyone already said this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:14am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:16pm
  • wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:34pm
  • In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:49am
  • Haha , very very possible knowing that he's Done that shit before... (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:33pm
  • This is why I love where I live.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Kanye does what he wants cuz While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70 More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:02am
  • Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:49am
  • 9:08PM(3) It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:31pm
  • ahahah this is my new favorite!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:54pm
  • I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:09am
  • @11:26 He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:32pm
  • I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:21pm
  • If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:52am
  • Haha rep atl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:26am
  • Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:29pm
  • EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:37pm
  • totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad

    Submitted by kennedyb on Jun 5, 11 at 3:35pm
  • 9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:21am
  • Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:41am
  • LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:33pm
  • A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Prob my favorite text on here EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:21am
  • Fucked*sorry for the ducked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:03pm
  • John Wayne Gaycy THIS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:00pm
  • hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:16pm
  • This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:40am
  • Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Most hilarious text ever!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:41pm
  • douche*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:24am
  • Correction: Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:16pm
  • Haha and yes he is 2:42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:13am
  • I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:09pm
  • hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:45am
  • Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:36pm
  • 3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:56am
  • I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:44am
  • rofl!!!!!

    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 11, 10 at 8:21am
  • @12:01 totally agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:04am
  • bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:52pm
  • This made my night .:661:.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:34pm
  • I want to wear your balls as earrings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:11pm
  • 9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:13pm
  • That's so bad but so good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:07pm
  • I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:06pm
  • Hahahaha this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:52am
  • this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:52am
  • Represintin ATL 404 o yea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:35am
  • this is the best one i've seen yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:15pm
  • tfln never posts my texts =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:03pm
  • i absolutely love this. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Yay for Georgia!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:02pm
  • Yea, old school way....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.

    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 1, 10 at 12:04am
  • Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time! Get it right homie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:52pm
  • True.... True....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:58pm
  • I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:27pm
  • hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:34am
  • pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Hands down best text ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Gahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…………....hahaha :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Holy shit!!' hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:41pm
  • i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:27pm
  • You guys are ALL idiots!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:54pm
  • i agree. this text made my night. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:42pm
  • That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:26pm
  • This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this

    Submitted by delisle on Jun 21, 10 at 2:20pm
  • BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:04pm
  • This was funny the first 100 times I heard it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:45am
  • how could he be so heartless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:12am
  • Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:52pm
  • haha best thing i ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:28am
  • Rolf . I saw this so many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:52am
  • 9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:55am
  • People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off. so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass. this is hilarious. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Wait til you see my dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:55pm
  • ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:23pm
  • BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!

    Submitted by Pluto on Mar 13, 10 at 8:10pm
  • Oh shawg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:00am
  • Wow this is ducked up but so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:18pm
  • This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:22am
  • Both suck horse dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:21am
  • Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:11am
  • i cant certain things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Fuck:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:24am
  • Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:23pm
  • kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:01pm
  • obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:12pm
  • PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:29pm
  • too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:01am
  • Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:38pm
  • Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:36am
  • Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:45pm
  • This was on the news, why repeat it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:19am
  • U stole this from sxephil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:02am
  • Funniest shit I've heard today. And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:37pm
  • This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:01am
  • That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:32am
  • Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:49pm
  • I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:30pm
  • this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:22pm
  • 11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:02pm
  • BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:13pm
  • aha that would be rediculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:17pm
  • OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:11am
  • Ahhhahahahah f-ing great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:57am
  • My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Kanye was Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry He paused a bunch too it was awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:33pm
  • I love kanye west Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:26pm
  • Ahaha very funny Kanye go fuck urself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:47am
  • OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:10pm
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:43pm
  • FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:12pm
  • hahahhahahahha! omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!! okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:40am
  • hahahhahahaha! WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:01am
  • Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:12am
  • Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:07am
  • Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:18am
  • I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:04pm
  • Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:46am
  • Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:14am
  • Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Hahahaha sad but prob would happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:41pm
  • U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:24am
  • Lmfao....best in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:09pm
  • lmao....best one in a while!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:14pm
  • I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:44am
  • this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:16pm
  • the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS. rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:14pm
  • yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:36am
  • Epic. Epic. Epic. Best. text. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Absolutely hilarious. made my night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:24am
  • Pancreatic cancer actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:15am
  • hahahaha too soon? nahhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Haahahahaha

    Submitted by Dawnalisa526 on Aug 25, 12 at 10:07pm
  • best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:41am
  • Best one I've ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:44pm
  • In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:16am
  • All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:39am
  • He's just a typical piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Moral of the story... KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:25am
  • LOL! niceness dude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Kanye sent this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:34am
  • my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll this text was hilarious though ahhahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:09am
  • Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 12, 10 at 2:57pm
  • This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:08am
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA brilliant!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:35pm
  • LMFAOO thats fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:32pm
  • This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard

    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 4, 11 at 8:55am
  • Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:07am
  • Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Kanye is on Leno! Win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:46pm
  • i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:27am
  • thats hilarious hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:54pm
  • "just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:39am
  • Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:22am
  • One the best. love current events

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:24pm
  • you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Fucking nigs suck Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:10am
  • LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Stolen from YouTube

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:03pm
  • hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:59pm
  • 1. Funny 2. Currently 4chan meme 3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious 4. Ran out of points

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:31am
  • The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Good one, kanyes a asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:47pm
  • hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:50pm
  • For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:47pm
  • This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:46am
  • msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.

    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:32pm
  • This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:58am
  • (404)?. Nice stuff /b/.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:11pm
  • 1056 we'd all like to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:12pm
  • he stole this from attack of the show...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Now I'm going to make a fml story :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:32am
  • That is f-ing awesome!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:46am
  • Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:01pm
  • So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:03pm
  • One of the best texts on this site ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:26am
  • I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:27pm
  • Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:49pm
  • friggin hil.ar.i.ous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:41am
  • Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:50am
  • I had sex with a goat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:20pm
  • "Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.

    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:30pm
  • Not original. Not cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:26am
  • hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:24am
  • this isnt funny at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:25pm
  • 404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:25pm
  • So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:38am
  • Hahahahaha that's hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:13am
  • Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:02am
  • whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:43am
  • Funniest shit I've heard all day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:50am
  • Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like 2poc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:36am
  • I love you Kanye!! <3 - Katelyn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:52am
  • Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:05pm
  • Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:17pm
  • best thing i've ever read. oh my god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:48pm
  • I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:25pm
  • OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:08pm
  • anyone wanna see my dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Awesome!! Soooo funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:49pm
  • It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:04pm
  • Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:59am
  • How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:07am
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