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  • Submitted by telemechi on Aug 18, 10 at 9:15pm

    Im the submitter and sender of this text. It was meant to be funny. Im not a waste of life as I hold down a full-time job as a cook while going to grad school for microbiology and already have two bachelors degrees. Fuck.

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      Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:30am

      Never said you were. My comment was meant to be funny as well... and guess what? It was.

  • Submitted by dhsdfd on Aug 18, 10 at 4:01pm

    I'll take things that are delicious separately but not together for a 800, Alex

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    Submitted by elenaaaa on Aug 19, 10 at 3:10pm

    people should really learn sarcasm and jokes.

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 18, 10 at 3:15pm

    Life is a marathon not a sprint. In the end, Med school will be ftw.

  • Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:03pm

    And yet your debt from not working and spending money on useless shit is probably just as high as your friend in med school. Only difference? At least they'll be able to pay theirs off.

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    Submitted by gardea_11b on Aug 18, 10 at 5:58pm

    You sir are my hero

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    Submitted by Rotten on Aug 18, 10 at 5:30pm

    OMG, people. It's meant to be funny. If you're so high and mighty with your life choices, what the fuck are you doing with this app? Resist the urge to lecture and just enjoy life's humor.

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      Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:27am

      Hey ever think that we're making jokes??? Way to ruin the fun asshole.

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    Submitted by lawngnomes69 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:15pm

    Mmm laziness

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    Submitted by IhateFrance on Aug 18, 10 at 8:39pm

    Really people? Are you too fucking stupid to realize that the guy was being fucking sarcastic. WTF?

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    Submitted by tobeabother on Aug 18, 10 at 5:30pm

    Everyone is taking this so seriously. The texter is clearly joking.

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    Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 18, 10 at 5:38pm

    One life choice definitely seems more delicious than the other

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    Submitted by stitcheslove on Nov 28, 10 at 3:11pm

    Dont worry, some of us weren't too dense to "get it". It was funny. Unlike most of the trolls who responded and thought they were too. XD

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    Submitted by servus on Aug 19, 10 at 1:09am

    I'm in business school and I'm jealous

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    Submitted by magentaconflict on Aug 18, 10 at 8:12pm

    Why not do both?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 12:08pm

    It's when the OP lies about his degrees that the masses rise up at injustice

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    Submitted by srhprincess480 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:17am

    you ppl take shit to serious. friendly joke.

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    Submitted by missbettyb on Aug 18, 10 at 5:18pm

    I feel like maybe I'm missing the point but you super sound pregnant... maybe if you spent more time in school n not lying around naked you couldve avoided that dumbass

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    Submitted by BaByG87 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:52pm

    That's disgusting

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    Submitted by kleydon619 on Aug 18, 10 at 7:00pm

    it wasn't necessary to say raw cookie dough... 'cookie dough' in itself implies it wasn't cooked dumbass.

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    Submitted by patrick12131 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:48am

    wow you clearly are a stuck up dick if you can't see the sarcasm here, this person clearly knows that the will be doctor is gonna do better, it's called friendly joking around you dumbshits

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    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 9, 10 at 9:50pm

    Hey, that's one of my favorite pastimes!

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    Submitted by kkaayy on Aug 18, 10 at 7:24pm

    Wwooww

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 18, 10 at 3:15pm

    I feel stupider for having read this. I think I'll go read...

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      Submitted by jltc on Aug 18, 10 at 11:56pm

      ooooohhh READ! Gosh, you must be so smart! Please. Smart, productive people can do silly things too. Quite well, in fact.

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    Submitted by carepolice on Aug 18, 10 at 4:24pm

    Mm. No, no you don't =/

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    Submitted by allylovesyou on Aug 18, 10 at 9:18pm

    Hahahaha I love this site

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    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 18, 10 at 3:20pm

    At reagelbeagle. I think you are being sarcastic but incase you aren't. It's more stupid.

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    Submitted by bubblesmcgee on Aug 20, 10 at 12:52am

    hell yes you do

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    Submitted by lizthetwigg on Aug 18, 10 at 11:52pm

    if I ever ate this combo my uterus would rip itself out of me them strangle me to death with my tubes. seriously. I have a bad Ass uterus.

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    Submitted by midnightCereal on Aug 18, 10 at 6:08pm

    As a medical student, I concur.

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    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 18, 10 at 3:17pm

    I hope you get salmonella poisoning you lazy bastard.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 5:03pm

    this is kinda sad if you think of it .. poor bastard thinks he made better decisions in his life

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    Submitted by jenpearce on Aug 19, 10 at 1:51am

    So who'd you have to lay naked in front of to get your text submitted?

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    Submitted by truffleelf on Aug 18, 10 at 5:33pm

    Pregnant much?

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    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:47pm

    I expect nothing less from this area code...nothing but failures...this is probably from Youngstown

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 2:17am

    Bullshit the OP has two degrees.