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  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 2, 10 at 10:04am

    His pickup line could be "Hey ladies, wanna find out if I only have one nut?"

  • Submitted by FCJL214 on Nov 2, 10 at 2:09pm

    Beer pong wizard?

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      Submitted by thisisimportant on Nov 2, 10 at 9:13pm

      killer Who reference. mad props to you.

  • Submitted by Freakynaughty23 on Nov 2, 10 at 5:10pm

    This man is a legend, he wanders, town to town, dressed as lance armstong, and NEVER misses a shot at beer pong.....ALL HAIL

  • Submitted by isthatcourtney on Nov 2, 10 at 1:10pm

    It's the mystic power of the uniball!

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    Submitted by scojo34 on Nov 2, 10 at 6:36pm

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-15653.html

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Nov 2, 10 at 8:15pm

    No, No, not dressed as...IS Lance Armstrong...

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    Submitted by scojo34 on Nov 2, 10 at 6:34pm

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-15653.html

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    Submitted by cupcake123 on Nov 3, 10 at 12:36am

    that is so funny…!

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    Submitted by frylok on Nov 2, 10 at 12:59pm

    This is fkn great.

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    Submitted by cloneminds on Nov 3, 10 at 11:08am

    I wish the mods would stop letting these through. This is just a rewrite of an old one that was exponentially more hilarious.

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    Submitted by nonexistant1 on Jan 11, 11 at 1:49am

    Just because i was in a cycling uniform doesn't mean that I was trying to be lance Armstrong. I just like to ride my bike. And 2nd that's all I do here in Vegas is ride my bike around to numerous parties and show the kids what real beer pong skills are.

  • Submitted by troublemaker on Nov 2, 10 at 9:37am

    First!

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 27, 12 at 8:26am

    He's the uniballer!