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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:44pm

    I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I would NOT even be mad if a guy did this to me.

    • Submitted by mylifeasme18 on Feb 7, 10 at 1:13am

      same i would look like wtf and crack up

    • Submitted by yipskip on Aug 2, 10 at 11:18pm

      i have to agree...that'd be way too funny to be mad

      • Submitted by Joe037 on May 24, 11 at 1:06am

        Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com

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          Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 6:15am

          Well, since you know so much about it....\n\nJust saying...

    • Submitted by smilesformiles on Nov 7, 10 at 8:26pm

      lol i wish i had a girl like you :3

    • Submitted by coliev912 on Nov 19, 10 at 6:26pm

      seriously. i WISH my man did this. so awesome.

    • Submitted by sergantnasty on Apr 23, 11 at 11:39pm

      hahaha I'll do it

    • Submitted by babybay16 on Jun 21, 11 at 5:25pm

      i am STILL laughing! omg!! i think just made my life!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:01pm

    HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA. O M G. Please. PLEASE Someone do that to me.

    • Submitted by therearender on Jan 31, 10 at 10:58pm

      my number is 516-656....

    • Submitted by unknown_sender on Apr 14, 10 at 1:39pm

      yeah let me give you my number

      • Submitted by ratowitz on Aug 27, 10 at 1:21pm

        LMFAO you are pathetic.

    • Submitted by sergantnasty on Apr 23, 11 at 11:41pm

      I'll do it

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 6:16am

      I wish I could like this a minimum of ten times. Forget this "like" this once thing. Bleh...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:42pm

    i'm pretty sure every girl that posted on her loves the idea... When I try this later I better not get punched in the nuts or I'm blaming all of you girls for saying it would be awesome...

    • Submitted by armyrave on Apr 5, 10 at 3:29am

      that's exactly what happened to me, when I did that to my Girlfriend.... ouch

    • Submitted by melihay23 on Nov 13, 11 at 3:13pm

      its not awesome.. did u get punched?

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 6:17am

      LMAO!!! Hilariiiooooouusssssss!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:56pm

    this is the first one I've laughed out loud at in a long time. even if fake, good work.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:58am

    doesn't that make him the baboon?

    • Submitted by Rexxar on Aug 14, 10 at 11:57pm

      Hahaha. Good call

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 6:19am

      too f'n funny! lmbo! baboon he is!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:25pm

    AHAHAHAHA i LOVE you!!!! marry me please

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:56pm

    seriously, i could not be mad at all if that happen to me. id be to busy laughing, kissing and/or falling in love lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:26pm

    does it matter if it's fake? still fucking hilarious xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:17am

    what is with all the desperation! MARRY ME so you can cum on my face disney style

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:34pm

    hahahaha, best one i've heard in awhile

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:36pm

    This is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:28pm

    LMAO! im so doing this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:23pm

    if this happened to me, i'd so marry that man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:28am

    Oh my god, I literally laughed for probably about 45 seconds straight. You win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:35am

    this is the best one I've read on here. and i read tfln a lot. too much, perhaps.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:31pm

    That's great...besides the whole having cum on you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:46pm

    chicks love it when you do that!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:57pm

    Oh my god, thank you. This is awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:42pm

    STOP with all the "EPIC" and "FAIL" and "FTW" shit. Jesus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:40pm

    This is the funniest thing i have ever read

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:49pm

    way to fucking funny... I would be beyond impressed if someone did this to me!!! PLZ someone do this to me!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:33pm

    ah lion king=] mufasa...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:40am

    AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is the greatest thing in the entire world....and yes im a female.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:03am

    Epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:11pm

    EPICC marry me please

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:33pm

    I call fake, but still HILARIOUS!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:09am

    Sooo awful... but SOOOOo hilarious. I love that she had to remind you you did it. Apparently your drunk/subconcious self has a better sense of humor than you usually do, lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:14pm

    fuckin great.....i love it....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:43am

    Haha I read this on some other site before so last time I took a chick home from the bar I did it. She actually thought it was funny

    • Submitted by LadyDhampir0707 on May 16, 10 at 7:12am

      Aw. You're ruining it for me. I hate when I hear that these have been on other sites before. It's way more funny imagining the person actually doing this spur of the moment.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:02am

    omg I'm in class and I'm trying so hard not to laugh but this is hilarious!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:07am

    this MADE my fucking day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:07am

    i just can't wait... to have someone do this to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:00pm

    I seriously just pissed myself. Win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:16pm

    Hahahahaha, oh god this is amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:34am

    hahaahahhahhahahahhahahaha. Amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:59pm

    HAHAHAHAHA i love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:32pm

    Epic shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:10am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:57pm

    NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF IT IS FAKE. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT WHILE AT WORK.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:21am

    I would totally marry the guy who did this to me! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it!

  • Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 4, 10 at 6:24am

    Hell'z yeah!!! This is now on my to do list! Thanx!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:43am

    I've actually done this before!!! She loved it!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:23am

    Funnyiest . Text . Ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:09pm

    i literally rolled on the floor.:D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:52pm

    holy shit this is fucking hilarious...could barely my laughter in the library.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:31pm

    omfg i laughed so hard at this. if some guy tried something remotely related to something like this, i'd be so pissed! but if THIS happened... i think i'd marry him!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:47pm

    All time favorite TFLN!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:18pm

    Oh and on a side note TFLN staff, this one definitly tops the other 'best all times' listed above. Like honestly, this beast should be at the top. I know u guys probably got ur hands full, but this is ur 'all time' were talkin about.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:19pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! mad props to the guy for not being too drunk to do the Lion King move but still too drunk to remember it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:03pm

    Best post ever posted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:50pm

    This is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:54am

    you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on YOUR face you'd marry him?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:44pm

    hahahahahaha i loveit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:15pm

    Hahahahahahahah. Fuckin Hillarious!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:11pm

    For the amount of laughing I spent on this I really am going to do it now. To whoever did this, or said they did this - you're my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:29pm

    I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive! I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:43pm

    it's not fake haha. my boyfriend did this to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:48pm

    Hahahaha!! You should slap his ass and call him Rafiki!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:16am

    this is literally hillarious. im a chick and if a dude did that to me, he'd get anything he ever wanted. right on!

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 6:21am

      It would be something you def could never forget...You break up but run into each other...and this is your first thought...how marvelous!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:40am

    Lmfao this made my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:52pm

    I actually did this to my girlfriend becaus i read this txt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:27pm

    Best tfln ever. For serious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:41pm

    omg I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate. GOOD WORK MAN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:47am

    fucking great! hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:52am

    ... ..... BAHAHAHAHHA!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:57pm

    best tfln ever hands down! i instantly shared this with my girlfriend and warned her it may happen someday. she didn't seem to mind.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:30pm

    Best ever. I laughed so hard i cant breathe now. You killed me. I love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:01pm

    HAHAHAHA. I call drunk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:13pm

    Who gives a rat's ass if it's fake? IT's still fucking funny, and I've never seen that on here before. If you have nothing better to do than bitch about the authenticity of text messages on here, you really need to get a fucking life bitch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:21am

    i have 2 hrs to sleep b4 work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:25pm

    this is nothing short of brilliant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:03am

    Kind of random, but who the fuck literally rolls on the floor when they're laughing?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:16am

    Hahahaha me and my friends constantly whisper 'simbaaa...' to each now thanks to this xD this is probably the funniest one I've ever read!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:28pm

    That's pretty inventive, for a girl who all of 9 years old!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:16pm

    mylifeisaveragei just read a stroy similar to this on mylifeisaverage.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:43am

    give this guy my number hahaha this made my life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:54pm

    This is great. For some reason I can so see Dane Cook saying that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:44pm

    I busted a nut laughing at this :))

    • Submitted by Thapoet1993 on Oct 28, 10 at 3:40pm

      Damn near did the same thing when I read this comment...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:34pm

    Me next! 5612140330

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:48pm

    Every time I read this I wish I was so lucky.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am

    Hahahahahahhahahaha I love you with a fiery passion!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:55pm

    this is hilarious! I'm gonna do this to someone to see if she laughs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:06am

    hahhahahhaha even if its fake i love it!

  • Submitted by bob22 on May 5, 10 at 5:02pm

    THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD\ni laughed so hard\nif this happened to me id DIE laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:37am

    I posted this, can't believe the # of replies. Basically had drunk sex, couldn't finish, she went to bed. Lion King was my payback. She got pissed cuz some got in her hair. Good times at Michigan State.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:25pm

    Best TFLN ever You don't even know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:49pm

    YES!! I want a guy to do this to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:31pm

    Lmaooooooooooo hahhaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:46pm

    OMG!!!!!!! I literally just laughed for 10 minutes!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:29pm

    I am king baby I am king.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:45am

    THAT GUY IS AWESOME! what a keeper :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:04am

    LMFAOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is priceless. absolutely, priceless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:13am

    I literally just watched the lion king on ice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:04am

    I'm in love. Spunk me Simba and I'm all yours.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:19am

    That's probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:34pm

    Hahahahahahhaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:29pm

    I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive! I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:53pm

    yeah i pretty much just texted that to about everyone in my address book; kudos! kudos; nice work. i dont give a flyin FUCK if its fake, it will forever and always be glued to my brain!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:19am

    That was the most FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ IN MY LIFE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:42am

    I just read this and accidentally peed a little.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:51am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! If a guy did this to me i would first be grossed the fucked out! But then i would have wanted to marry the man!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:30am

    hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:48pm

    OMG LOVE YOU!!! You can do that to me any time!! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is cramping...which is not good seeing as I have a singing audition in a few minutes...but I don't care! BRILLIANT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:48pm

    This is the best one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:00pm

    That's fuckin awesome!!! Haha ..legendary

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:06am

    I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:08pm

    Honestly, if a guy did this to me, I would probably ask him to marry me. Does that make me a whore?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:51am

    Fucken love this !!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:08am

    I MUST DO THIS!!!!!!! Sorry baby its gonna happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:08am

    holy fuck, I'm going to do this to the next girl i hook up with

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:11pm

    this is pretty much teh epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:17am

    The fact she had to tell you makes it that much more hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:29pm

    I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive! I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:07pm

    Literally the best tfln I've ever read.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:28pm

    O my god rolling on the floor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:22pm

    |AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOLFOFLLMAOWAFFLES.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAa SIMBA....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:41am

    Thats just hilarious, how would one respond to that? just imagine it...'simba'...erm yes, thats...nice? XD that guy is a genius.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:00pm

    Best everrrr. hahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by blake423 on Mar 30, 10 at 9:01pm

    That is the greatest thing I had ever read

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:30pm

    To the person who sent this text, marry me, hahaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:29am

    I'll do it to u :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 6:35pm

    This literally gets funnier everytime I read it. Fuckin classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:53am

    I wish I wa a guy so I could do this. I laughed out loud on my own for 5 minute straight because of this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:12pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE BEST FUCKN TEXT EVERRRR!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 7:12pm

    Hahahaha looool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:48pm

    Would it be gross if after a girl came she did it to the dude, cause I would...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:46pm

    just shot milk out of my nose on this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:53am

    I would let u do that to me and whatever else :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:44am

    this would be from my area code hahah. funniest thing everr!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:53am

    I laughed so hard it woke up my stoned neighbors. Holy fucking shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:28am

    I almost threw up laughing so hard.. Don't smoke ciggs and read this stuff . Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:49am

    GOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA.......thats my boyyyy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:31am

    I woulda laughed forever if someone did that to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:41pm

    I heard this story from my friend before ...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:50pm

    Best one I have EVER read. i did a spit-take reading this hahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:55am

    fake or not, i love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:30am

    Bahahahahah YESSSS!! This is the best one I've ever read!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:57pm

    i just started crying from that. bravo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:26pm

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? that is quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:36am

    This is the man I would marry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:46pm

    maybe, but if it makes you feel any better, i would ask him to marry me too. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:06am

    Hahahaha. Fucking epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:54pm

    I just peed omg soo funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:07pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha Classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:31pm

    my friend had this on his status one day. then we did it and he finished on my face. when he was done I turned to him and said "Simbaaaa." we laughed for a good 15 minutes. thank you texts from last night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:06pm

    beeest one for sure. haha. sooo hilar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:08pm

    Classic. Gotta make sure the girl you do it to knows what's up though haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:12am

    Dude that's fuckin awesome hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:51am

    I would totally allow this... Amazing ... I died laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:42am

    haha i think it's fake but still funny as balls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:04pm

    this still makes me laugh everytime i read it lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:32pm

    BV is terrible Just puttin that out there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:53am

    even if it's been used before, or is fake, or whatever, this is still the best thing ever and I agree with pretty much every other girls' posting. This is amaaazzziiinngg. I'd marry that dude, no questions asked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:37pm

    This should be number 1 hands down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:02am

    AHAHAH fucking lolz.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:00pm

    Funniest shit I have ever read...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:11pm

    So funny! 519!! KW eh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:00pm

    hahahha this happened to my best friend. she was under a table in Panera.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:13pm

    AHAHAHAHAH! I love this, SO MUCH!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:59pm

    FTW! I don't even care if it's fake, its really funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:22pm

    Lmfao!!!!! This is one of the funniest things I ever heard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:28pm

    JagahHafa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:02am

    Lmao! Funniest shit ever! Thanks for the laugh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:56pm

    is it bad if i want to do this to my boyfriend now?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 5:59pm

    after i did it, i walked over to her laptop and youtubed the lion king theme song, the one that goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaa yabadiyabaduhhhh"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:06pm

    Freaking hilarious! Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:12pm

    THIS MAY JUST BE ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF ALL TIME.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:57am

    i think over a dozen horny ass girls have said that 12:51, 12:21, 9:44, 11:30, etc. and who on this site is grossed out by bukkake. go to myspace. After the best ambien and hobo texts I have read this is the funniest.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:13am

    JESUS I'M IN STITCHES LAUGHING OF COURSE, ONTARIO, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:04pm

    So funny. ...the circle of life.... Lmao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:26am

    Ahhhh! Hahahahahahahah. That's cute.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:43pm

    That shit is pricelessssss!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:35pm

    That has to be one of the funniest things ever, you sir are a G.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:06am

    omg that fuckin amazing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:45pm

    THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! ITS THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:38pm

    This happened at Murray St. My friend who know's this guy told me about. I was dying for minutes. and now i'm dying again. Dude it's good thing you got her back.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 8:36pm

    PLEASE tell me this has made the "Best Nights" board. I gotta whole crew of people rolling on the floor over here...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:21pm

    That's fucken cool!!.... Hahah.. I've never laughed so much in my life!!....Simbaa...

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 10:43pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:06pm

    There isn't a word to describe how perfect this is hahaha(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:50pm

    Uhm.. I just pissed my pants laughing at this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:25am

    Fuckin epic. Best tfln ever!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:17am

    Amazing.... Go web go!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:03pm

    this is the only one that has made me literally lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 9:52pm

    Classic!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:33am

    I just laughed so hard I cried... Huge props

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:43am

    Funniest text on this site...I don't care if it's real or fake...

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 12:10pm

    loooondon ontario, awyeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:48am

    This text is amazing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:48am

    This is my favorite txt on tfln!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:09am

    Haha. That's soMething I would do. I like your style.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I need to meet a girl like this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:29pm

    Allow me to help you with your dreams then :-D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:37am

    I read this in the train and LOL'ed so fkn hard omg best text EVER. This app is indeed worth .99

  • Submitted by brunette69xo on Mar 8, 10 at 9:40pm

    favorite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:58pm

    I lol'd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:04pm

    im deff gettin the shirt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:29pm

    I very nearly died when I first read this. I choked and barely made made it out alive! I also laughed through my sisters wedding bcause I was thinking about his.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:28pm

    we keep it so classy in the 519 lmao

  • Submitted by janikaye on May 1, 10 at 8:56pm

    Ok seriously if someone did that to me I'd die laughing!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:16am

    This should win some sort of award.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:24pm

    Fucking amazing hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:29am

    Haha that's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:37pm

    HahHaha lmao!! Awsome!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:12pm

    My stomach hurts from laughing so much

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:38pm

    I laughed out loud on this one!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:29pm

    Agreed. Funniest TFLN ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:29pm

    I totally laughed out loud! and will be laughing all day when I think back to it! Priceless!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:14am

    I need to find you girls who want this done to you...so I can "Rafiki" you, as I like to call it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:05am

    can the original text poster please give us a backstory on this magical event?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:08am

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! that is hysterical!!! slightly gross but i'm not sure i could really be mad at the guy... i'd be laughing too hard!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:33am

    hahah,id so let my bf do that to me :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:14pm

    AHAHAHA I actually did this to a girl I used to date...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:09am

    thats probably the funniest shit i've ever read.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:12pm

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:58am

    I def did this same thing n then saw this. Only I wasn't drunk just getting payback and I didn't call her Simba I just started singing the song from the movie lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:46am

    I seriously couldnt stop laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:13pm

    omg i wish my boyfriend would do that to me! i would die laughing!

  • Submitted by greekboyfotinos on Jan 27, 10 at 10:52pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSPIRED ME FOREVER AND EVER

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:11am

    Wow this is my new screensaver

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:38pm

    I read this...Laughed my ass off for a good 5 min.... sent it to all my friends..told my gf about it, then did it to her...and she laughed her ass off,,,then told my friends about doin it to here.. Awesome...And who cares if its fake..still funny as hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:11am

    This has to be the funniest thing i ever read

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:10am

    By far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.

  • Submitted by ham6 on Jun 28, 10 at 2:52am

    HAHAHHA! priceless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:15pm

    Honestly, best Text ever. I'm in love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:32pm

    The boy that did this is meant to be my husband. <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:24pm

    lmfao simply priceless. I hope a guy does this to me, that's my favorite Disney movie :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:05am

    That's amazing!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:39am

    ive done this before fuckin epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:01am

    i cried i was laughing so hard. brilliant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:46pm

    this is now me and my friends inside joke. we have pictures. im planning to do it to my bf for cracks. thank you simba man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:28pm

    Hillarious def top one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:31pm

    lmao this is great(:

  • Submitted by tantamount on Feb 1, 10 at 10:12pm

    in tears...hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:01pm

    In soviet russia cum draws line on you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:45am

    someone posted this on bash, as their own. bash as in the site where people post IM/chat convos.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:19am

    omg i laughed so effin hard i snorted!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:55pm

    this is fucking hilarious, i wouldn't be pissed because i'd think it was so funny. i'd give the guy another blow job ..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:16am

    I feel as if someone who can bring Disney movies into the bedroom is my soul mate!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:59am

    Huuuum.... Story on QDB...

  • Submitted by FATGIRLLOVER on Apr 14, 10 at 9:52pm

    thats a great idea i am going to do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:25pm

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:59pm

    So much win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:50pm

    Lmao literally this one actually made me laugh hliarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:17pm

    omg this is the funniest thing i have ever read.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:41pm

    my friend is going to be SUPER pissed someone did it before him. he was planning on doing exactly that

  • Submitted by tweeter on Apr 15, 10 at 5:48pm

    Hahaha I have yet to find a girl let me do that!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:03am

    Oh wow. My husband and I just cracked up SO hard... I think this is probably THE BEST text ever - real or not. Props to whomever came up with this brilliant Disney reference - you truly are amazing. ... and for all the anti-jizz lovers - how do you think you got here? Your mother clearly loved the man juice, you should too. Oh boy, thanks for the laugh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:56pm

    i developed abs laughing at this, marry me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:41am

    Hahahahaha ROFL I DIED. Not much of a romantic move, but amazinggg, Man I never laughed so hard on this website before. Even if it's fake, dude, it's such a laugh!

  • Submitted by loserface12345 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:17pm

    Maddddddddd props lmao

  • Submitted by sarz19 on Jan 31, 10 at 9:04am

    pretty sure i wet myself when I read this, one of the funniest things on here !!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:43pm

    I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was crying soo hard from laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:45pm

    LmmfO this is my FAVORITE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:22pm

    by far the best thing i have ever seen!

  • Submitted by swimmergirl8528 on Aug 15, 10 at 3:12pm

    That is so fantastic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 6:16pm

    That is soooo epically great!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:56am

    LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man that's gonna keep me going for days. 519 rocks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:59am

    I've done this before!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:51pm

    Omg that's so fucking funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:47am

    i nearly cried when i read this. i wish i was that much of a dumbass.

  • Submitted by jhall03 on May 12, 10 at 3:31pm

    How could you? I would die laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:25pm

    Funniest shit I've heard in a long time! Amaziinnggg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:55pm

    pahahahahhahahaha omg.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:30pm

    This is clearly fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:08am

    I would be perfectly content with this happening to me. i laughed like its going out of style.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:59pm

    that. is. awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:33pm

    This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:47am

    Hilarious. This one made me lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:09am

    I totaly agree 8:58! Haha

  • Submitted by cboy on Mar 10, 10 at 9:43pm

    GET SOME!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:10pm

    Funniest tfln I have ever seen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:25am

    LMAO! now that's funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:51am

    While you cum you should yell that thing at the begining of the movie, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!!!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:34pm

    I just laughed until I starting coughing and couldn't breathe. You just made my hangover a little less

  • Submitted by Thard on Mar 11, 10 at 4:39pm

    I'm going to do that next time I get blown.

  • Submitted by katsy23 on Jan 31, 10 at 1:00pm

    HAHAHAHYES!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:28pm

    funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahahaha

  • Submitted by smastrophy on Apr 25, 10 at 1:42am

    Wow!! That's fuckin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:46pm

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo funny omggggggggggggg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:05pm

    Ahh. that is ammazing. That made me almost pee myself!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:55pm

    AAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:28am

    I just want you to know you are my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:12pm

    I did this 2 nights ago. thanks TFLN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:51pm

    Omg awesome! I laughed so hard I cried.

  • Submitted by Oregonducks1234 on Mar 15, 10 at 10:09pm

    Wouldn't of done it better myself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:55am

    ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever!

  • Submitted by tasteystacey on Apr 25, 10 at 4:02pm

    Ha!! I don't think I'd keep a straight face if my husband did this. Lol.

  • Submitted by fumoney on Apr 16, 10 at 11:00am

    fuck dude that is great stuff. I am 100% going to make this happen.

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 7, 10 at 4:52pm

    omg 519... london ontario is where its at\nawyeeee\nbut this is fucking hilarious, omg love this..\nbtw central ghosts wooooo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:29am

    This is the funniest shit ever! It's the main reason I bought this app in the first place and reading it never gets old! Lmfao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:01pm

    Omfg I can't stop laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:34pm

    Hahaha ha what the shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:05am

    Lmao for several minutes that is the funniest thing I've read this month

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:04pm

    i want my man to do that haha!!

  • Submitted by thevig on Nov 3, 10 at 3:59pm

    NAAAZZZZ UHHH VENIA\nBOBBA BEE BEE BOBWAY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:30am

    Wow I've never seen a text get so many random numbers posted on it..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:11am

    ahh this just made my day! you are my new hero my friend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:51pm

    I'm doin this, read this while watching a movie with my family and couldn't stop laughing, genious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:47am

    That has to be the best thing in the world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:51pm

    HAHAHA never laughed so hard in my life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:53am

    Can't breath Woke up everyone for this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:49pm

    this is deffinately the funniest thing ive ever seen, i laughed so hard i farted, then sneezed, then had a tiny asthma attack. bravo sir!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:54am

    This is THE BEST text of all time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:06am

    I laughed really loud in class thanx to this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:39am

    That's awsomely epic

  • Submitted by sergantnasty on Apr 23, 11 at 11:25pm

    Hahahahaha I'll do this to any girl who wants it

  • Submitted by skyyhyykyylahh on Jul 28, 10 at 2:06am

    hahahaha, my all time favorite!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:13am

    Hahaha that is great!!!

  • Submitted by callmedaddy12 on Oct 27, 11 at 12:07am

    This is my life story...

  • Submitted by Serenity724 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:48am

    That is soo cute!! Oh man!! This made me laugh out loud in a library lol >.>

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:44pm

    LMFAO

  • Submitted by sweetesc on Apr 5, 10 at 4:17pm

    hilarious shit almost got kicked out of math

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:58pm

    I know so many people that have done this. So unoriginal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:49am

    Best post ever. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:02pm

    omg thats sooo awesome! i thought it was just MY family that did stupid shit like that! my sister did it to me with breast milk...it was soo gross but a totally awesome burn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:26am

    I laughed so hard to this it cheered me up and made my day

  • Submitted by allyxroxursox on Nov 21, 10 at 10:57am

    You sir, are a legend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:46pm

    4:58 is probably lying. Just saying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:28pm

    My saxophone teacher named one of the guys in my class Simba this week.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:09pm

    Best of all time for sure.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:09pm

    Fucking great gotta love it

  • Submitted by StinaBeanuhhhh on Apr 28, 10 at 3:30am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever lmaoooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 4:39pm

    Funniest thing I've everr read

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:25am

    Peed in my panties a little cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:23pm

    I may have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:48pm

    12:23: take some enrish ressons prease.. 1:57: AGREED 2:42: EPIC FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:09pm

    HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Submitted by jlennon on Jun 28, 10 at 8:57am

    Best one by far, so joke. Well done brah

  • Submitted by Toxik on Mar 2, 10 at 6:01am

    To funny

  • Submitted by bananaboy2377 on Oct 4, 10 at 9:02pm

    I now have a new life goal

  • Submitted by fearfulsymmetry on Aug 4, 10 at 5:27pm

    Bwahahahaha, oh my god, this is the first one that I literally cracked up at... good night!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:30am

    It's the circle of life

  • Submitted by Maui on Mar 12, 10 at 5:44pm

    Uhh MLIA much?? This story has been on there forever.

  • Submitted by Nattybroh on Mar 3, 10 at 7:13pm

    I swear to god i did that. and then I drew rafiki holding simba on her arm and called all of my friends from home. well done, sir. well done.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:43pm

    funniest shit i have ever read fuck yea man you are my fucking hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:13pm

    This is going to be my facebook status for quite a while.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:52pm

    Haha this is great!! I love the lion king and more guys should be like u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:39pm

    no ownage for life YESS!!!

  • Submitted by gisawesome on Apr 22, 10 at 12:38pm

    I may have just died of laughter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:36am

    I read this yest and I came back here again today just to read it and I still can't stop giggling. Fuck, that would be the best time ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:18pm

    This is the best thing I've ever heard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:40pm

    yup number one text hands down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:38pm

    my area code! 519 represent! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:50pm

    This is soooooo funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:13pm

    Effing hilariousss !!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:58pm

    Ahahaha fuck that's funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:17pm

    I knew this would make it to front page of best nights ever! So funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:58pm

    LION KING nice move man!

  • Submitted by sexxx on Apr 3, 10 at 12:40am

    Idk why, but I laughed

  • Submitted by KRFC on Apr 1, 10 at 4:40am

    Best post if all time. Because that was the best Disney film of all time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:44pm

    Personal favorite, for sure.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:28pm

    Hahaha that's great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:17pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!that's one of the best things I've read EVER!im doing it next time i have sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:38am

    yeah, this was a super-good one.

  • Submitted by GOATSEE on Aug 23, 10 at 1:23am

    This ones for the nerds, And then she said I drew a diagnol line over her eye with my cum and said "Kakashi"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:26pm

    Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba That's by far the funnist thing ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:31pm

    I'm gonna do that tomorrow for sure.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:58am

    Simbaaa remember who you are!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:38pm

    First one that's made me LOL in so long!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:55am

    i love the lion king <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:36pm

    Omg that's the best one I've ever read!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:31pm

    so fucking funny brb going to watch lion king

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:58pm

    today at lunch. this is all me and my friends talked about!` LMFAO! we had such a good convo today

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:22pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by sincerleytyra on May 22, 10 at 3:28pm

    ohmygod - dying of laughter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:49pm

    11:52... WTF why did you leave your number and this is the best tfln of them all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:16am

    That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:21pm

    Brilliant! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:27am

    Holy shit, welcome to the day you have made:) if a guy did that to me I would not be able to stop laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:47pm

    hahahahahah i never thought i'd say i'd actually like a guy to wipe his cum across my forehead, but if that happened i would laugh so hard and keep that boy for a long time.

  • Submitted by majorsexy_ on Mar 30, 10 at 9:40pm

    LOOOOLLLL

  • Submitted by PokerStacks on Mar 15, 10 at 9:42pm

    Fake i read this awhile ago on FML with some girl saying it happened to her, that or someones lieing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:48pm

    WIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:44am

    Dude! Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahsshashahshahhshahahahshahahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:30am

    This is the funniest thing I have EVER read

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:55pm

    Lolololololololololol

  • Submitted by steveh8306 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:44am

    This text is visually inspiring and nostalgic. Love it.

  • Submitted by greenlovinhippie on Feb 16, 10 at 9:23pm

    lmaoooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:15am

    Hahahahahha oh my goodness!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:38am

    amazing. just amazing

  • Submitted by jasonvick7 on Mar 22, 10 at 2:33pm

    That was fucking funny lol I laughed 4 a good 3 minutes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:39pm

    Holy shit. Dude I almost pissed myself. ROFL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:25pm

    I couldn't stop laughing at this lol :)

  • Submitted by kirstiXOXO on Dec 31, 10 at 2:51am

    Amazing <3 hahahaaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:10am

    lololololol i can just hear rafiki saying that hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:54pm

    ~~~simba~~~

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:16am

    I just peed a lil LMFAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:26pm

    1:59 in the movie lion king the dude draws a line on simbas forehead with mud and says simba.. u assfuck. GO SIMBA MAN GO! ILY!

  • Submitted by lbhlbhlbh on May 5, 10 at 12:53am

    That's kinda cute,for some weird reason...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:38pm

    This is raping facebook so hard right now, like 10 of my friedns have this text as their status :P funniest text ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:04pm

    That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:39am

    I don't get it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:37am

    this made me laugh so hard that i've been wishing hardcore for two days that i had a dick; just so i could do that to some chick!! haha. funniest shit ever!!!

  • Submitted by weston on May 4, 10 at 6:25am

    I can't remember the last time i've laughed this hard!!!

  • Submitted by justingeisler on Apr 10, 10 at 12:55pm

    Laughed so hard I cried!!!

  • Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 22, 10 at 4:42pm

    Haha, Amazing. Laughed for a good min. Haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:28pm

    Made my day

  • Submitted by Layn on Mar 4, 10 at 5:32pm

    Bahah someone is nostalgic !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:38am

    filthy. enough said.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:20am

    This makes me realize why I should NOT read these things at work. My boss just came over to ask what the hell wad so amusing about financial models cause I couldn't stop laughing. I'm gonna get fired for sure.

  • Submitted by megimail55 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:28pm

    I would piss my pants laughing if someone did this to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:30pm

    First tfln that actually made me lol! Fucking awesome! XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:18am

    Ahaha oh my god I think I love you

  • Submitted by doctaedwards on Sep 11, 10 at 9:04pm

    Lmfao!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:06pm

    bahaha. i dont even think i could be pissed if someone did that to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:42pm

    that's so good. I just showed my boyfriend who said "yeah i'm doing that to you now. when you least expect it.....;)" made me laugh though :') x

  • Submitted by deitz69 on May 16, 10 at 3:58am

    That is fucking hysterical

  • Submitted by TangledUpInBlue on Apr 4, 10 at 8:58pm

    I read this, lol'd, thought about it some more, then really cracked up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:16pm

    FUCKING HILARIOUS... Laughed so hard for like 10 minutes... FUCKING LOL

  • Submitted by lediscostick on Nov 25, 10 at 6:26pm

    LOL!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 10:34pm

    8===DīŒ° Simba...

  • Submitted by frenchmaid on Feb 28, 10 at 7:21pm

    oh its real, cuz when my friend read this he did it to his girlfriend. hahahah

  • Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Oct 6, 10 at 9:03pm

    Made my fucking day

  • Submitted by wade123456789 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:46pm

    I would like to meet some of these people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:37am

    at my college, some drunk guy did this to a girl he was having sex with. she told him not to cum in her cuz she wasnt on bc and he wasnt using a condom. he came in her anyway and then stuck his finger in her, had cum on his finger and while wiping it on her forehead, he said "simba"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:22pm

    I started laughing on a packed bus and everyone just stared at me but it was well worth it... Hilarious

  • Submitted by randomjen on Jun 5, 10 at 10:58pm

    Omfg that's hilarious

  • Submitted by chacon206 on Apr 4, 10 at 1:12pm

    That was pretty cool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:48pm

    if i guy did this to me, i would marry him. drunk or not whoever has the balls to do that is someone i would spend the rest of my life with

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:11pm

    Fucking classic hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:19pm

    You are an asset to the world.

  • Submitted by sw40ct on Feb 20, 11 at 11:31am

    Amazing!

  • Submitted by VOU on Sep 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:25am

    I could care less if it's unoriginal. It's still funny as hell lol

  • Submitted by briar_angel on Feb 13, 10 at 12:58am

    ah... the joys of subliminal messaging in disney movies =D

  • Submitted by HiggieBaby on Feb 6, 10 at 8:17am

    This one still remains my top favorite post on this site. It's so funny in so many ways.

  • 99 61
    Submitted by blue5 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:05pm

    Awesome! Disney and sex, the way it should be.

  • Submitted by madeinliverpool on May 28, 11 at 11:43am

    hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • Submitted by kluanebabe on Sep 19, 10 at 1:34pm

    Haha wow!! This is amazing, I would laugh soooooo hard before head butting him.

  • Submitted by lizfacts on Apr 21, 10 at 10:42pm

    Epic. Best tfln ever

  • Submitted by j2lawrence on Mar 28, 10 at 11:06am

    Hahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:49am

    This is too just too good. Fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:35am

    HAHA my bf did that to me. i laughed really hard then, and again now....i have to show this to him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:23pm

    i call fake. but funny than a bitch!

  • Submitted by merkheather on Mar 22, 10 at 2:10am

    ahaha this is so great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:13am

    Yessssssss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:36am

    I really want to vote this 'good night' but right now it's at exactly 21900 and I don't want to fuck that shit up.

  • Submitted by edgewriter on Oct 10, 11 at 7:51pm

    I've done this to two girls since my friend read this to me. Note to guys: if you ever want a girl to never talk to you again, then repeat this tactic.

  • Submitted by hunnybaby0319 on Apr 14, 11 at 9:36pm

    you sir, are my hero lmao

  • Submitted by TheXboxOfTheGods on Mar 3, 10 at 9:07am

    Thats fucking awesome fhl she shoulda respected ur love for the lion king

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:21pm

    I want to add this to favorite 700 times

  • Submitted by Galaxy359 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:28pm

    Haha. I just laughed out loud....

  • Submitted by blond05 on Jan 11, 10 at 3:51pm

    It is now my dream for someone to do this to me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:21pm

    This... May have just made my life! Ur one creative mofo my friend

  • Submitted by dearhillary on Feb 20, 10 at 2:11am

    http://bash.org/?914350

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:18pm

    hahaha bro youre a winner

  • Submitted by sarasunshinee on Mar 14, 10 at 8:17pm

    BEST TFLN EVER !!!! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:53am

    you stupid fucking bitches... after a dude wipes cum on his face you'd marry him?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:57pm

    hahahahaha best ive heard in a long time

  • Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 4:16am

    Seriously? I wanna do this.

  • 99 68
    Submitted by e_n_c on Jul 18, 10 at 2:27am

    I could not stop laughing. Great.

  • 97 64
    Submitted by lflo29 on Jun 18, 10 at 3:19am

    Lol this one was hilarious...I'd laugh, but wouldn't like it...too weird.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:11pm

    Hakuna matata bitches

  • Submitted by Mannnyy on Apr 26, 10 at 1:05am

    this wins !!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:45am

    Hey, 10:54 (Dec 16).... Watch the movie, dipshit.. He said the right name.

  • Submitted by R_Palmah on May 1, 10 at 1:57pm

    Hahahaha I am so glad this happened!!! I just laughed sooo hard! :)

  • Submitted by person on Mar 28, 10 at 11:10pm

    Me and my best friend just read this a week ago and now everytime we see each other we whisper simba

  • Submitted by gdg88 on Mar 5, 10 at 6:24pm

    I think this is my favorite text on here.

  • Submitted by crazytime16 on Mar 26, 11 at 10:19am

    Lolol atta boy

  • Submitted by stoopid_dood on May 2, 10 at 2:47am

    Holy shit I just woke up my gf I was laughing so damn hard that's fuckin awesome

  • Submitted by erin7782 on Apr 13, 10 at 4:13pm

    Hahahaha!

  • Submitted by Samia on Mar 14, 10 at 9:44am

    LMFAO

  • Submitted by Fr3e2bMe on Aug 5, 10 at 3:27pm

    Lmao!!! Awesome!!!

  • Submitted by RemoRockinFool on Jul 3, 10 at 2:56am

    Fucking win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:45pm

    I just died laughing. I love you. So much.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:55pm

    I don't care if this is fake... This is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:26am

    not funny cuz i read like the exact thing on urban dictionary.

  • 91 57
    Submitted by itscrissiebaby on Oct 20, 11 at 3:05am

    LMAO

  • 92 59
    Submitted by agrenadesbabe on Jun 29, 10 at 7:46pm

    hahaha i laughed my ass off about this. this is so funny. lolz. omg haha. it's so epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:51pm

    ahh you just ga

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:23pm

    that is so damn hilarious and awesome. true love right there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:44pm

    lmaooooo! too funny

  • Submitted by Dementia_Ducky on Jan 21, 10 at 9:35am

    does Simba take pride in her mark XD... I know I would but my ex had a bad aim he got it in my fucking hair and it was sick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:04pm

    And they say heroes don't exist anymore!!!

  • Submitted by Awilly on May 4, 10 at 8:08pm

    I. Will. Do. This

  • Submitted by mistydawn on May 3, 10 at 8:09pm

    OMG I EFFIN LOVE IT HAHAHAHA. this is the best one!

  • 93 65
    Submitted by andreaemilia on Aug 31, 10 at 3:21pm

    After reading this, my ex did the same thing to me, and I found out weeks later that he didn't use saliva at all, like he told me after he did it...

  • Submitted by Loli_taa on Apr 16, 10 at 9:07am

    Best one by far! I laughed so hard at this idea ahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:33am

    This isn't fake... Dude's name was Joey. He's a fucking legend.

  • 97 74
    Submitted by kay_t on Sep 1, 10 at 12:40am

    Omfgggg,\nMy boyfriend did that to me!\nFunnniest expierience of my life.\nThen he apologized for it being 'possibly disrespectful'.

  • Submitted by suckmytoes on Mar 21, 10 at 1:28pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA....i would have married you right there and then

  • 86 53
    Submitted by thebitchnextdoor on Jun 1, 11 at 9:39pm

    LMFAO! that isn't nice, its gross.

  • 98 77
    Submitted by Necron30 on Apr 29, 11 at 2:05pm

    This is the funniest TFLN I've read yet...I forgot this site existed and came back earlier this week. I got a profile for the express purpose of upvoting this.

  • Submitted by Jamonit on Aug 11, 10 at 2:48am

    Ahahahahahahahaahahhaah. Damn. I probably would crack up if this happened to me.

  • Submitted by tinybri89 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:06am

    Amazing! This is the best thing I've ever heard!

  • 93 67
    Submitted by paratrooper88 on May 11, 10 at 9:14pm

    This is def real my wife actually did this to me after we both came....I about shat myself laughing so hard

  • Submitted by ashtiepoo17 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:34pm

    Funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

  • 98 79
    Submitted by jesters744 on Jan 1, 11 at 11:15am

    Nice

  • 94 71
    Submitted by darstak on Jul 14, 10 at 11:04pm

    I would marry any man that did this to me :)

  • Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 9, 10 at 3:40am

    The lion king is THE best motherfucking movie ever created.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:40pm

    Omfg that was soo funny I can't stop laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:29pm

    10:20 has too much time on their hands. this is too, too funny.

  • 88 60
    Submitted by 50302111girl on Jul 16, 10 at 8:21pm

    I have never been prouder of my area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:45pm

    Simba remember who u are my son

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:11am

    Bahaaaaa. That would be amazing.

  • Submitted by wf2009 on Mar 19, 10 at 7:51pm

    So weird

  • Submitted by candijacks5 on Mar 4, 10 at 4:36pm

    LOL dats sum Pimp A Lucious shit yo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:58pm

    i dont care if its fake. its the funniest thing ive heard in weeks

  • 89 64
    Submitted by fuckmyear on Apr 30, 11 at 9:46pm

    There's not even a text expression to express how fucking hard I'm laughing right now

  • 95 76
    Submitted by Thapoet1993 on Oct 28, 10 at 3:37pm

    Omg...you are my hero. Attaway mufasa

  • Submitted by Blaise on Jul 29, 10 at 10:05pm

    Nice

  • 93 72
    Submitted by xo11poprocks11ox on Jul 12, 10 at 3:20am

    Rofl I think this is the funniest one I've seen lol. Omg..ahaha idk wat I would do if it happened to me though lol

  • 91 68
    Submitted by DJsiadon on Jul 8, 10 at 1:10pm

    HaAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha I feel like u could make a t shirt out of this

  • Submitted by DMod on Jun 5, 10 at 4:45pm

    I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this. My best friend works with a guy who has a lot of entertaining stories (usually sexual) he tells him. My friend told me about how one of his stories involved this exact situation before I saw even this. Plus, we live in Ontario.

  • Submitted by xthenamesliz on Apr 2, 10 at 8:38pm

    that's halarious!! lmao!

  • 92 71
    Submitted by lykan19 on Dec 8, 10 at 3:51pm

    Lmao!! You all are hilarious.. People that Want cum wiped across their forehead

  • 87 61
    Submitted by sweetkitty on Jun 22, 10 at 4:39pm

    He's a keeper!! Sex and a sense of humor!! What else could a girl ask for!!!

  • 94 75
    Submitted by Lucky1215 on May 9, 10 at 8:45pm

    I don't care who u are...that shits funny!!!

  • 92 71
    Submitted by kburrisusmc on Apr 28, 10 at 11:52pm

    haga

  • 97 81
    Submitted by mangopopsicle on Apr 25, 10 at 12:08am

    only time i'd be happy if a guy cummed on my face.

  • Submitted by loverbutt on Apr 22, 10 at 1:48pm

    Oh my god your my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:42pm

    Wtf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:02am

    AhhhhahahahaHAHAHAHAJAHSHA can't stop laughing

  • 91 70
    Submitted by texasgirl21 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:38am

    Baha! Thts hilarious!

  • Submitted by eternity on Apr 29, 10 at 3:28pm

    Fucking amazing!

  • Submitted by ilove_dk18 on Mar 13, 10 at 3:56pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:43am

    This should be number 1!! This is funny as hell!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:29am

    519 FTW !!!! Yes. This man is my God.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:54am

    Hahaha that seriously made me laugh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:13am

    I almost shit my pants and cried at the same time.

  • 92 73
    Submitted by speedwasted on May 1, 10 at 12:07am

    Made my day reading this... Definitely gonna experiment with it soon. Lol. Possibly put a ferngully spin on it if I'm feelin good. Haha

  • 98 85
    Submitted by allisonatomic on Mar 29, 10 at 1:18am

    Hahahaha yesssss

  • Submitted by acesmalls on Mar 28, 10 at 3:44am

    Hahahahaha omg that's so awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:06pm

    Classic. Nuff said

  • 78 46
    Submitted by megmeow on Feb 26, 12 at 4:57pm

    how is this not number 1.......greatest thing i've ever read

  • 91 72
    Submitted by acarr54 on Dec 27, 10 at 2:52am

    Oh my gosh! I am still laughing at that And I have seen it like 10 times!!!!!!!

  • 88 66
    Submitted by mk6_dubbin on Nov 15, 10 at 1:39pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH THAT ASSHOLE TO DO THAT! Even while I am sober lol

  • 93 76
    Submitted by anoblereturn9 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:59pm

    Made of win. =D

  • Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Mar 13, 10 at 12:21am

    Hahahaha! Wtf? This shows what u do with ur free time

  • 95 81
    Submitted by 147man on Feb 8, 11 at 10:59pm

    I wish my girl would find humor in it if I were to do that!

  • 95 81
    Submitted by lou2884 on Aug 17, 10 at 2:03am

    Hakuna Matata

  • 91 73
    Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:36pm

    omg i laghed til i choked on my own spit at this

  • 97 85
    Submitted by dearhillary on Feb 20, 10 at 2:09am

    http://bash.org/?914350\n\nstolen.

  • 90 72
    Submitted by JayString on Jul 23, 10 at 3:48pm

    Potentially getting fired for how loud I'm laughing at work right now\n\nBest TFLN ever!

  • 92 76
    Submitted by Khowell187 on May 29, 10 at 4:24pm

    most amazing one on this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:27pm

    I had a mouth full of popcorn... read this and laughed so hard that the popcorn flew everywhere.

  • 85 63
    Submitted by jboyy69969 on Apr 6, 11 at 1:40pm

    THIS NIGHT WOULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ...if it happened to me at least. Hahah I would marry that guy!

  • 94 81
    Submitted by cantgetright on Sep 13, 10 at 7:24am

    Get the fuck outta here are you serious

  • 86 65
    Submitted by misjean on Sep 12, 10 at 2:10am

    this is one of those things that I almost literally laughed my ass of at

  • 87 67
    Submitted by mymuziksblarren on Jun 20, 10 at 6:19am

    On a scale of one to holy shit...that was a holy fucking shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:56pm

    Bahahaha! Fantastic.. I'm a girl, and even though I think that's kinda gross, it's so perfect... Haha. I think I'd bust up if some guy did that to me..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:39pm

    awesome, never laughed so hard in my life

  • 86 66
    Submitted by jessss on Nov 7, 10 at 12:49pm

    I know the person that said this (: I am so proud lol

  • 89 72
    Submitted by colan08 on Aug 2, 10 at 11:47am

    That. Is. AWESOME!

  • 91 76
    Submitted by rico911 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:54pm

    Hahaha red this, and did it too gf haha

  • Submitted by aju1212 on May 6, 10 at 4:14pm

    This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm doing that this weekend. Lol

  • Submitted by wonton1188 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:32pm

    Bahahhahaah!!! Holy shit this Is fuckin awesome!!! Id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did this then prob barf cuz cum grosses me out :X

  • 98 90
    Submitted by Cristal09 on Mar 26, 10 at 2:23am

    LMFAO! Wow that sounds great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:58pm

    I know the person who sent that... And it made my life...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:19am

    I've shown so many ppl this and they all die of laughter!

  • 78 52
    Submitted by 6969kl on Sep 29, 11 at 3:04am

    Epic

  • 87 70
    Submitted by OrangeAbby on Nov 16, 10 at 11:01pm

    Omg this is hilarious!!!

  • 85 66
    Submitted by barnes on Jun 15, 10 at 9:15pm

    Holy Shit

  • 96 88
    Submitted by snarf on May 11, 10 at 10:29pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nCock jokes and lion king jokes make me laugh\nBoth 2gether OMG!\n\n\nDid u c the mistake in the laugh?

  • 96 88
    Submitted by starkNICK on Apr 2, 10 at 6:48pm

    Haha that fuckin funny

  • Submitted by taniababie on Mar 24, 10 at 12:54pm

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..this just made my whole week

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:46pm

    Only TFLN I have actally lol'd at

  • 84 65
    Submitted by fukurcouch on Nov 28, 10 at 7:28pm

    Classy :) ...I think I just pooped my self a little bit.

  • 86 69
    Submitted by ThatOneKidJoey on Nov 28, 10 at 2:24am

    fucking PRICELESS

  • 74 46
    Submitted by lindseyba on Aug 30, 11 at 3:15am

    Oh my god.

  • 93 84
    Submitted by IDKWTFTE94 on Aug 10, 10 at 5:59pm

    8Omigod. reading this made my f***Iing day. lmao.

  • 89 76
    Submitted by stripper333 on Jun 21, 10 at 2:36am

    LOL!

  • 93 84
    Submitted by matt2012 on Apr 22, 10 at 12:25am

    Fucking love it :D!!!!

  • Submitted by dearhillary on Feb 20, 10 at 2:12am

    http://bash.org/?912101

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:00am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck. MARRY ME, PLEASE. Seriously, if a guy did this to me- I'd be done. Even if it was a random one night stand that I had previously had no intention of ever revisiting, I would say "Listen, I know it's soon... but would you let me have your children?" Hahahaha God, I was at work when I read this, and I laughed so hard I ACTUALLY fell off my chair. T H A N K Y O U!

  • Submitted by burningdarkblue on Apr 14, 10 at 8:47am

    Haha! funny shit!

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Kails on Apr 7, 10 at 8:56am

    That is the best thing I have ever heard! This guy is a Legend. I couldn't stop laughing. If it happened to me I would have just cracked up, too funny to get mad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:03pm

    i think its safe to say if u just utterly fail try to make her laugh

  • 89 78
    Submitted by bnicolellax14 on Jan 16, 11 at 9:56am

    Oh my god I wouldn't be mad at all. I'd be laughing or whisper mufasa back. Lmao!!! xD

  • 81 62
    Submitted by bethnygrace on Jan 6, 11 at 10:04am

    Seriously wouldn't even be mad about this, fucking hilarious.

  • 85 70
    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 2, 11 at 9:02pm

    LMFAO.,. Lol.,. Oh shit this had got to be the best txt ever.,. Dude u should get an award for doing it.,.

  • 84 68
    Submitted by the_aussie_bloke on Oct 11, 10 at 9:16am

    Bahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!! The next time I get head this is what I'm gunna do! Hahaha thumbs up to the bloke that wrote this!!

  • 92 84
    Submitted by xtweedledeex on Jul 17, 10 at 1:19am

    favorite one!! hahaha

  • Submitted by crackajake on Mar 27, 10 at 1:30pm

    @pokerstacks\n\nWouldn't that prove it to be true?

  • 80 61
    Submitted by farva10 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:02am

    Funny stuff lol haha you can't even be mad about that

  • 88 77
    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 7, 11 at 3:17pm

    It's the circle of life.

  • 89 79
    Submitted by gf08 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:22am

    This is like THE freaking best thing ever....seriously!

  • 98 97
    Submitted by ruhighlander on May 6, 10 at 9:02pm

    Hahaha!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:59pm

    Hahahahahahaha priceless.

  • 74 50
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Oct 3, 11 at 4:31pm

    REMEMBER.

  • 78 58
    Submitted by hramsey on Jun 26, 11 at 4:25am

    lmfao!!!!

  • 93 88
    Submitted by twildy on Apr 13, 10 at 10:26pm

    Holy shit. Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by casszie on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

    OMG i would have killed you...LMAO

  • 79 61
    Submitted by cheatercheater on Apr 27, 11 at 11:02pm

    Lmao. Saw this on urban dictionary. Hilarious!

  • 82 67
    Submitted by vwhub5 on Mar 2, 11 at 10:44pm

    Seriously laughed so hard, I wouldn't be mad either!

  • 83 69
    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Jan 26, 11 at 8:11pm

    LIFFFEEEE... and my area code?

  • 85 73
    Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 21, 10 at 2:59pm

    Yup, I think I love you. Lmfao. Freaking great.

  • 88 79
    Submitted by amberrayee on May 12, 10 at 4:32am

    For some reason I can see my boyfriend doing this. In glad he doesn't know about this site. His ideas would just excel

  • 98 99
    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 3:33pm

    I have that film in my porn collection- I think it's a Dick-sney Classic. LMFAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:52am

    Hands down funniest thing I have ever read. Well played.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:56pm

    hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 77 58
    Submitted by shadow515 on Jul 27, 11 at 8:35pm

    Omg!!! Thanks for the idea!!! Lol

  • 79 62
    Submitted by Infamous_Genie on Jun 1, 11 at 6:34pm

    Lmfao talk about having an idea for tonight lol

  • 90 84
    Submitted by animal503503 on Aug 28, 10 at 1:49am

    This is amazing!!! I want to marry this person.

  • 94 92
    Submitted by angeldust on Mar 16, 10 at 9:50pm

    Funniest gd thing i have ever heard.<3

  • 79 63
    Submitted by saren0314 on Aug 13, 11 at 12:37am

    I just cried laughing about this. EPIC!

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Macon_U_Squirtt on Aug 6, 11 at 3:13pm

    This is FUCKIN awesome!!!

  • 86 77
    Submitted by jasperluvr77 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:58am

    Love<3 I have to get my boyfriend to do that to me!

  • 87 79
    Submitted by MGenese10201 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:46pm

    I'm crying right now. Like, this is so fucking hillarious.

  • 93 91
    Submitted by Philbertt on May 23, 10 at 3:37am

    Hakuna matada

  • 89 83
    Submitted by kflewin on May 22, 10 at 7:28pm

    HAHAHAAHAH

  • 97 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:21pm

    Wicked!!

  • 75 56
    Submitted by xpixie on Jul 13, 11 at 10:31pm

    You are my hero. XOXO. Mufasa

  • 77 60
    Submitted by hipstergirll on Jul 11, 11 at 11:28pm

    I want her life.

  • 92 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 10:54pm

    In soviet russia, cum draws on you!

  • Submitted by nanileilani253 on Mar 10, 10 at 2:39am

    Fml that's amazing. Was Elton John playing in the background?

  • 72 51
    Submitted by CO1992 on Oct 13, 11 at 8:01pm

    I read this ten minutes ago and am still laughing so hard!

  • 81 69
    Submitted by amde91 on May 4, 11 at 1:43am

    I need to try this.

  • 82 71
    Submitted by geezuz on Apr 24, 11 at 5:09am

    I love how he had to be reminded xD good job dude!!

  • 77 61
    Submitted by 2wmnFKNGaPOLRbr on Apr 2, 11 at 11:47pm

    No has commeted on this your my new hero guy

  • 89 85
    Submitted by EmilyGaddis on Mar 1, 11 at 7:57pm

    Best one EVER!

  • 86 79
    Submitted by AlexEmery on Nov 3, 10 at 3:06pm

    yo thats tight!

  • 81 69
    Submitted by haunani on Aug 1, 10 at 2:39pm

    I actually laughed

  • 94 95
    Submitted by laxbro on May 28, 10 at 10:31pm

    That's hilarious

  • 79 65
    Submitted by 2firstNames on May 16, 10 at 10:34am

    That's the Rafiki, all-time greatest move.

  • Submitted by kumshotmcjonson on Apr 15, 10 at 5:07pm

    Did this last night, I don't think she found it nearly as funny as I did. Starting to think I forgot to tell her about seeing this on here hahaha

  • 94 95
    Submitted by LOU47 on Mar 11, 10 at 1:23pm

    Greatest ever...haha...definately gonna try this

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:22am

    Lmao I'm so gonna do this to my ex gf next time we hook up

  • 82 72
    Submitted by fajitasaregood on Apr 8, 11 at 12:05am

    Hahhahaha , amazing!

  • 87 82
    Submitted by drunkhobo on May 2, 10 at 10:40pm

    ftw for the win u r god

  • 91 90
    Submitted by marz22714 on Apr 18, 10 at 9:53pm

    Omg lmao I laughed so hard at this haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:05pm

    I can't stop laughing!

  • 67 43
    Submitted by Hunter5462 on Apr 30, 12 at 3:20pm

    I tried this the other night and got slapped!!!

  • 80 69
    Submitted by RickyBobby20 on Oct 13, 10 at 6:33pm

    I think just about everyone in the United States can laugh at this one. The biggest win of all time.

  • 89 87
    Submitted by VDub88 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:07am

    Holy shit!!! That's hilarious! I'm at work on lunch and I laughed so hard everyone asked to see what I was reading. Yeah the old ladies in the breakroom didn't find this as funny as I did.

  • Submitted by Evanexplode on Feb 25, 10 at 1:34am

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 84 78
    Submitted by emmmss on Jul 18, 11 at 6:55pm

    has this done.

  • 80 70
    Submitted by neverapplicable on Apr 15, 11 at 2:59am

    I sent this to my bf with a wink afterwards... I hope he gets the hint.

  • 84 78
    Submitted by trubeauty100 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:08am

    I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW .. I'M CRYING

  • 82 74
    Submitted by kgo on Nov 15, 10 at 3:03pm

    Hahahahahah

  • 83 76
    Submitted by kittycatkara on Sep 30, 10 at 1:14pm

    My boyfriend did this to me a few says after i sent this to him. \nLet's just say my jaw dropped. I wasn't expecting that. Hilarious tho!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:47pm

    Idc who u are.. This shit is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:26pm

    This is my fave... Ever :D

  • 75 61
    Submitted by tkell12 on Aug 25, 11 at 2:48am

    How is this not the beat text ever

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Jonny_Red on May 25, 11 at 2:12am

    if i do this and it gose wrong im gunna be so pissed lol cause eveey girl on this page has said she would love it so....im excited to do it to my wife

  • 89 89
    Submitted by bluemoon12 on Aug 25, 10 at 3:00am

    Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Omfg i cudnt b mad either thats witty shit

  • 82 75
    Submitted by dapnap on Jul 22, 10 at 2:24am

    It's the circle of life

  • 89 89
    Submitted by anon907 on Apr 1, 10 at 2:37pm

    I lol'd hard

  • Submitted by maskeddevel on Mar 2, 10 at 6:32pm

    Rofl funniest shit ever gunna try this

  • 72 56
    Submitted by ColinD1 on Oct 17, 11 at 7:26pm

    ABSOLUTELY doing this tonight!

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Riley971 on Jan 16, 11 at 9:15pm

    I just shit my pants- twice

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 12, 11 at 2:53am

    This should be the best tfln.,. Should be toed number 1

  • 86 84
    Submitted by MissVenom on Jul 7, 10 at 7:39am

    Um....so yeah this actually happened to me. It was gross/wonderful at the same time. Ah, Disney. :)

  • 84 80
    Submitted by libbyrxox on Jul 5, 10 at 4:06pm

    this is the best.

  • 83 78
    Submitted by tyler3113 on Jun 4, 10 at 5:31am

    HAHAHAHAHA...this is fucking amazing

  • 88 88
    Submitted by KaeeRose on Apr 20, 10 at 11:24am

    This is.. amazing! hahaha.\nExcellent work.

  • 86 85
    Submitted by mjc1990 on Jun 8, 11 at 1:57am

    This is hilarious!

  • 78 69
    Submitted by flexinmcnasty on Apr 11, 11 at 11:47pm

    I did this once and it was so epic

  • 78 69
    Submitted by flamingninja on Apr 11, 11 at 5:16pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MY HERO!!

  • 79 71
    Submitted by nenefoxieness on Mar 23, 11 at 2:50am

    Omg my bf did this after reading this... I was like REALLY?!...then laughed hysterically with him lok

  • 82 77
    Submitted by brhawkes on Mar 5, 11 at 7:44pm

    Best TFLN ever.

  • 76 65
    Submitted by adorkablekia on Dec 28, 10 at 6:19am

    I wouldn't even be mad.... Sounds like something any of my exs would've done...

  • 63 40
    Submitted by medic3 on Jun 29, 12 at 11:22pm

    hilarious... all i can say.

  • 79 72
    Submitted by sergantnasty on Apr 23, 11 at 11:37pm

    I'll do it hahaha any girl want that hit me up

  • 78 70
    Submitted by melrosegirl18 on Feb 9, 11 at 11:45pm

    Lmao this is classic. I give you kudos

  • 82 78
    Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:28am

    Epic. I shit in my pants, really. My mom doesn't think it's as funny a I do, though.

  • 86 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 10 at 1:32pm

    My new goal in life!

  • 71 57
    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Nov 19, 11 at 9:26am

    Ohhh I just cant wait to be king:) (queen)

  • 80 75
    Submitted by louybell on Apr 12, 11 at 1:21pm

    Laughed so hard I peed alittle!

  • 78 71
    Submitted by LickableEnglish on Mar 22, 11 at 2:24pm

    This is my favourite TFLN ever.\nI'd do butt secks if a guy did funny shit like this to me.

  • 82 79
    Submitted by diplomatsun on Nov 21, 10 at 5:35am

    This man deserves a knighthood

  • 80 75
    Submitted by devbri on Jul 23, 10 at 12:35am

    THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!

  • Submitted by rissa21 on Apr 8, 10 at 6:54pm

    I've been laughing all day...all I can think is "SIMBA" lmfao

  • 73 62
    Submitted by ieatdahpussy6183 on Aug 4, 11 at 1:21pm

    Is ir wrong that I can totally see that baboon from lion king doin that?

  • 83 82
    Submitted by xnewxfacex on Aug 25, 10 at 6:38pm

    Drunk sex should remain drunk sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:02am

    Funniest shit ever.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by bowser311 on Jun 3, 11 at 10:54pm

    is it sad that i actually thought of doing that one night?

  • 83 83
    Submitted by TriqqaTrippa on Feb 14, 11 at 8:18am

    This is super funny only cuz i just watched the lion king. :)

  • 87 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 1:22am

    Hahaha u fail

  • Submitted by shortney on Feb 17, 10 at 10:16pm

    hahaha this is hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:08pm

    im seriously thinking about ordering a t-shirt with this on it!!!!! haha i would totally marry this man if he did it to me. and this would be the story id tell at my wedding and to my children and grandchildren for generation after generation!!!! i think that that is the funniest/coolest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!

  • 75 68
    Submitted by šŸŽ€ on Nov 9, 11 at 4:53am

    Officially the best thing ever said.

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Affair on Nov 7, 11 at 4:41pm

    Rofl! But hell no

  • 66 50
    Submitted by chipmunk94 on Sep 4, 11 at 10:31pm

    My girlfriend is so getting it next time

  • 73 64
    Submitted by iSillie on Apr 27, 11 at 4:56pm

    I just laughed my ass off in my therapist's waiting room.

  • 73 64
    Submitted by kaykaydee on Mar 27, 11 at 1:50pm

    Someone do that to me! Lmao<3

  • 81 80
    Submitted by dudewitdaface on Jan 31, 11 at 9:01pm

    This has to be one of the funniest things ever I almost peed myself!

  • 76 70
    Submitted by aquateencarl on Jan 12, 11 at 6:31am

    Fucking brilliant.

  • 86 90
    Submitted by N33N on Sep 30, 10 at 2:32am

    You are fucking awesome lmao!!!

  • Submitted by rvitulli on Mar 12, 10 at 2:12am

    The best text ever

  • 72 63
    Submitted by gwennwags on Aug 24, 11 at 9:00pm

    this.is.fucking.awesome\n\ni wish :)

  • 80 79
    Submitted by prodriver on Apr 15, 11 at 2:37pm

    Hahaha I'm sitting in the or dying while I read this that I had to stop everything and show others.

  • 80 79
    Submitted by blinkmy182 on Nov 10, 10 at 9:08pm

    That is beyond amazing.

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 10 at 5:53pm

    This must be from dicksney land

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:19am

    i've heard of guys doing this. it's a fraternity thing. like a hazing ritual, except to other guys - not during sex of course... but funny that now they're doing it to girls they have sex with too. Kappa Sigma or Alpha Kappa Lambda

  • 60 40
    Submitted by SammieBowBammie on Apr 5, 12 at 10:57pm

    this quote is my cover pic on facebook

  • 69 58
    Submitted by alexb1234 on Sep 27, 11 at 11:32pm

    Can't.stop.laughing.

  • 78 76
    Submitted by sassysatirebabe on Jan 29, 11 at 9:51pm

    Today I met someone named mufassa and all I did all day was say "oooh mufassa! Say it agian say it agian!"

  • 82 84
    Submitted by ThatBrittanyGirl on Oct 8, 10 at 2:23am

    I literally laughed out loud! There's no way I could have kept a straight face.. Hahaha

  • 81 82
    Submitted by creepshades on Aug 4, 10 at 2:18am

    H E R O

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:41am

    my boyfriend did this to me, i laughed for like 10 minutes straight

  • 67 55
    Submitted by newyorkGOD on Oct 28, 11 at 10:19pm

    Gotta do this some time

  • 76 73
    Submitted by teodramaqueen on May 18, 11 at 2:51pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahahthat is all I have to say

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 18, 11 at 5:08pm

    Classic.,. AMA do this to the nxt girl i meet.,. Lol

  • 83 87
    Submitted by michelle243 on Nov 9, 10 at 4:24pm

    lmfao wow....

  • Submitted by MmmmSarahBaby on Apr 22, 10 at 12:02am

    Best one ever lmao

  • 61 44
    Submitted by 602 on Feb 23, 12 at 8:18pm

    Fuckin awesome!! Come do that to me(::

  • 79 80
    Submitted by carlyy21 on Dec 8, 10 at 10:46pm

    I loled. This is probably one of the bestt(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:16am

    I want to give you money

  • 69 61
    Submitted by kkday92 on Nov 5, 11 at 10:35pm

    hahahahahah oh hell

  • 63 49
    Submitted by hiddenmasochism1 on Oct 15, 11 at 6:18pm

    Omg! That's truly a Disney moment!

  • 71 65
    Submitted by ChaceKM on Jul 15, 11 at 1:25pm

    Yup this was definitely on Fmylife.com about a year ago. Lovely lovely plagerism...

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous007 on Jun 30, 11 at 4:31pm

    Am I seriously the only dude who doesn't know what the fuck this means? I get from lion king but what?!?!

  • 76 75
    Submitted by armygf on Mar 19, 11 at 11:28pm

    cum has the texture of snot sorry that i don't like it. sadly it has happened too many times.

  • 82 87
    Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 14, 11 at 8:09pm

    Smooth...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:56pm

    Hahahahahahahahaahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 81 86
    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 8, 11 at 9:21pm

    HAAAAAAAA CHNYANAAAAAAAA

  • 79 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 11 at 6:27am

    Epic

  • 58 41
    Submitted by KittyHawkDown on Apr 2, 12 at 5:02pm

    This has now become the best inside joke between me and my best friend.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by nikkahbby on Nov 16, 11 at 2:23pm

    I want someone to do this to me, it would be the best day of my life!!!

  • 69 63
    Submitted by xShadenx on May 14, 11 at 12:14pm

    most..... epic..... thing.... ever. couldn't stop cracking up at random times all night over this

  • 83 91
    Submitted by imdown on Oct 23, 10 at 12:57pm

    Hope that happens to me someday

  • 76 77
    Submitted by AyeItsShay on Jul 22, 10 at 6:35pm

    There are no words to describe how epic this is.

  • 86 97
    Submitted by sparkeyyy on Jun 23, 10 at 11:10pm

    Lmfao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:26am

    and what i want to know is, were you really so desperate that you hooked up with a crazy chick, or was she just so drunk she was doing dumb shit and probably wouldnt remember you in the morning.

  • 59 45
    Submitted by ldero3 on May 14, 12 at 10:49am

    Literally laughing to the point where I felt a six pack coming on in the middle of class<33

  • 76 79
    Submitted by BluEyedGrl on Feb 21, 11 at 3:05pm

    I love this!

  • 79 85
    Submitted by kayjean on Feb 1, 11 at 2:00am

    Wow. Laughed so hard I cried. The lion king just got a whole lot funnier!

  • 81 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 10 at 5:48pm

    Eewwwwwwfcefddvgrbha

  • 63 54
    Submitted by wh0aitzsarah on Jan 18, 12 at 12:17pm

    Jacob?!

  • 65 58
    Submitted by snigguh on Sep 12, 11 at 9:23pm

    i wouldn't even be mad, i'd be honored.

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Mcwaddle on Feb 24, 11 at 7:32pm

    FUNNNIST TEXT EVER. and im in the 519 area code and i want to know who did this.

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Catlick on Sep 12, 10 at 1:53pm

    My ex boyfriend did this to me but with whipped cream... I like this version better...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:26pm

    hahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa that nis the funniest thing ive ever heard

  • 77 85
    Submitted by AkaBryant on Feb 28, 11 at 11:09pm

    Ahahaha!!!

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Inyourfacebitch on Apr 8, 12 at 1:03pm

    I cant stop laughing. Im gonna get a syndrome from laughing this fucking hard

  • 63 58
    Submitted by TFzNhELLS69 on Sep 5, 11 at 12:55am

    Hahahahahahaha best ever

  • 82 96
    Submitted by og4life on Jun 21, 11 at 6:44pm

    i wish i was this amazing

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Golden_1 on Dec 20, 11 at 3:51am

    Drunk...?

  • 72 77
    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 1, 11 at 12:09am

    My girlfriend laughed when I did this

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Tequilarose on Apr 23, 12 at 7:18pm

    My ex did that to me... Discusting. Funny yes but still gross as hell

  • 75 84
    Submitted by cube25 on Jun 30, 11 at 4:04pm

    I tryed this got smacked

  • 66 67
    Submitted by evmeister on Aug 7, 11 at 7:20am

    That is awesome. That's going on the to-do list before i die for sure hahaha

  • 72 79
    Submitted by aliasSiC on Feb 27, 11 at 1:53am

    totally my new hero

  • 73 81
    Submitted by nilti on Feb 11, 11 at 3:58pm

    This is way too awesome!!!! If my boyfriend did this I would not be able to wait to tell everyone about it, and brag about how fun we are.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by ktbugg on Jul 15, 11 at 2:04am

    Love!:)

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Jinx1313 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:40pm

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

  • Submitted by wesleyrbnsn on Jun 5, 10 at 1:13am

    Amazing!!!!!! Lmao!!!!

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anuri on Sep 22, 11 at 2:08am

    Lol this is amazing - I would laugh SO hard if a guy did that to me; seriously, I'd consider marrying him.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by xinga18 on Jul 13, 12 at 11:30pm

    Dude that's fuckin epic!

  • 58 55
    Submitted by sugarmuffins on Jul 2, 12 at 3:32pm

    LOVE IT. I'd be in love from that moment on.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Sue209 on Jun 28, 12 at 1:32am

    Lmao...you can't even get mad at that!

  • 70 80
    Submitted by moistcake on Oct 12, 11 at 12:30pm

    I swear to god my ex bf did this to me

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Bigsexy77 on Sep 28, 11 at 7:51pm

    Thats effed up

  • 71 82
    Submitted by SchM on Feb 14, 11 at 10:02pm

    Priceless.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by bnicolellax14 on Jan 16, 11 at 10:00am

    Hahahahahaha so funny. I would laugh so hard. This guys a genius. xD LMAO.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Sue209 on Jun 28, 12 at 1:31am

    Lmao....you can't even get mad at that!

  • Submitted by FOXymedic on Apr 20, 10 at 5:48pm

    Probably one of the funniest posts of all time. Well done!

  • 53 48
    Submitted by bdisher on Sep 12, 12 at 2:01pm

    Ohmygod... Perfect

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Machina55 on Sep 4, 12 at 11:44am

    Brian Altano?!

  • 61 64
    Submitted by sammykauf on Sep 3, 11 at 2:30pm

    Talk about being high and drunk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:35pm

    That's fucking gross!

  • 52 47
    Submitted by zoesgtc on Jul 23, 12 at 9:31am

    RAFIKI'D.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by stephanie62992 on Jan 16, 11 at 5:52am

    Haahaha this is great

  • 69 82
    Submitted by cheesebiscuit on Jul 16, 10 at 11:38pm

    Me and my bestfriend have never laughed soo hard! Thank you

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Materiaboy on Feb 10, 12 at 8:31pm

    Haha brilliant gross but brilliant

  • 65 75
    Submitted by em016 on Feb 10, 12 at 3:03pm

    I would marry the man that would do this.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by jmurp on Oct 3, 12 at 3:45pm

    That is fuckin awesome!! I would have died laughing if that happened to me!!

  • 53 52
    Submitted by indycindi on Feb 28, 12 at 11:45am

    This is Hilarious

  • 50 47
    Submitted by TheAllNighter123 on Apr 16, 12 at 10:41pm

    Disney would be proud

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anywhore on Mar 21, 12 at 8:50pm

    Marry me.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by tlee765 on Jan 18, 13 at 12:56pm

    Thats fuckin awesome

  • 55 59
    Submitted by 1120colorimages on Jan 12, 12 at 8:34pm

    stop it

  • Submitted by kuzvo on Sep 27, 10 at 9:06pm

    Oh my gosh,read this tfln then did it to my GF. She thought it was hilarious. I was actually kinda suprised.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by HarrysSexKitten on Jul 9, 12 at 3:22am

    Fuck yeah.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by MyReinvention55 on Oct 16, 11 at 6:50pm

    Now in 3D lol

  • 63 76
    Submitted by VSangel4ever on Mar 30, 11 at 2:16pm

    I wouldn't mind if my bf did that to me lol

  • 63 76
    Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 13, 11 at 8:59pm

    WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!

  • Submitted by psherman93 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:29am

    You are my hero

  • 52 55
    Submitted by kimberly365 on Jun 20, 12 at 11:02am

    Fuck you bitch I hate you asshole

  • 54 59
    Submitted by milzank on Jan 30, 12 at 10:21pm

    haha haha haha

  • 63 77
    Submitted by creativewonder on Jun 16, 11 at 10:40am

    hello i m Gagandeep Singh

  • 67 85
    Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 3, 11 at 6:06am

    hahahaha tooo funny! My favorite ever!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 3:01pm

    BadMitch could use a ho like that, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by danielleeycakes on Dec 30, 10 at 11:36am

    Lol 4chan said this first.. But it's still pretty funny.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by 765sweetpea on Feb 6, 11 at 1:50am

    By far the funniest

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:18pm

    Hahahaghahahaha most amazing one I have ever read!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:27pm

    Ohmg, this is amazing. i want to mary this man.

  • Submitted by olddirtycrayon on Aug 30, 10 at 2:24am

    i've done that before!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by lewebecky on Apr 23, 12 at 4:13pm

    Lmfaoooo. Dead *

  • 55 65
    Submitted by road2nowhere on Jan 31, 12 at 7:40am

    rofl literally! have to agree ...i would try to be mad but... come on! too funny.

  • 70 95
    Submitted by datguy16 on May 31, 11 at 12:22am

    I just regained the ability to breath.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by adapa4 on Aug 20, 12 at 2:14am

    I can't believe this got more dislikes than the bible thing

  • 62 81
    Submitted by monsterawr22 on Jun 6, 11 at 7:38pm

    Fucking genius.

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 11 at 2:16pm

    Lol Swavey

  • 60 81
    Submitted by babygirl363 on Jun 5, 11 at 12:15pm

    I would kinda find that weird haha

  • 66 94
    Submitted by eric31590 on Nov 26, 11 at 2:10am

    That's funny

  • 61 88
    Submitted by AWEmazin on Mar 28, 12 at 12:36pm

    lmfao I'd die laughing on floor

  • 33 35
    Submitted by shayla_98 on Mar 12, 13 at 11:40pm

    I find this very very funny.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by wickedjen420 on Aug 31, 12 at 1:44am

    Hilarious as fuck!

  • 64 97
    Submitted by creativewonder on Jun 16, 11 at 10:41am

    and i m doing web designing

  • Submitted by SunGodess on Apr 15, 11 at 12:55pm

    Txs TFLN for posting this, my fuck buddy totally did this to me, I may now have to become monogamous with him!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:34pm

    Ew. That's not okay. :o/

  • 31 38
    Submitted by fingerscrossed on Jan 8, 13 at 12:45am

    I'm laughing WAYYY too hard.

  • Submitted by budd on Mar 16, 11 at 6:14pm

    Omg..that's some funny shit!!!

  • Submitted by ozzly1456 on Mar 8, 10 at 3:30pm

    Oh god lmao. Priceless

  • 22 21
    Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 6:14am

    That's just friggin fantastic!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by gracee750 on Jul 24, 12 at 12:43pm

    Hahahahahaha lmaoooo

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anywhore on Mar 22, 12 at 11:44pm

    Someone do this to me. Please.

  • Submitted by chmik14 on Dec 13, 10 at 1:53am

    Lol that was pretty funny lol haha

  • Submitted by Tleprechaun on Jan 23, 11 at 4:19pm

    Fucking hilarious!

  • 20 29
    Submitted by juchateau on Jun 30, 13 at 8:25am

    HAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by jasper770 on Feb 10, 11 at 2:29am

    Facebook posted. DEFFO going to do this to my girl, and when I do i will laugh uncontrollably!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by fenderphil23 on Jan 5, 12 at 11:04pm

    This one made me laugh pretty hard šŸ‘šŸ˜‚

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:20pm

    This is pretty much FAKE. Especially because it's been on here already.Stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:18am

    this isn't funny. you are a bunch of idiots.......