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(269): View more from Michigan

i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...

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(801): View more from Utah

Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later

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(301): View more from Maryland

Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"

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(702): View more from Nevada

she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.

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now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"

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(718): View more from New York

He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.

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