Texts From Last Night · snarf's Favorites

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(718): View more from New York

If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.

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(209): View more from California

Responsibility does not care about your dick.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore

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(954): View more from Florida

It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments

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(602): View more from Arizona

Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.

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(941): View more from Florida

Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

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