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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?

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(303): View more from Colorado

That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(301): View more from Maryland

I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.

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