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  • 129 34
    Submitted by ostate06 on Sep 1, 11 at 11:36am
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    ouch

  • 131 48
    Submitted by cakersina on Sep 1, 11 at 2:24pm
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    Well if that line doesn't get him laid, I don't know what will.

  • 113 45
    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 1, 11 at 2:12pm
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    Girl, you're like the test button on my fire alarm... I'll hit it maybe every six months, when I remember.

  • 96 55
    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 1, 11 at 2:18pm
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    Girl, you're like the third keg at the party... by the time I tap that I'm already gone.

  • 61 34
    Submitted by thatgirlsarah on Sep 1, 11 at 11:38am
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    How flattering...

  • 55 39
    Submitted by hsm531 on Sep 2, 11 at 2:43am
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    At least everyone who commented used the correct "you're." OP is a dumb fuck.

  • 53 37
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Sep 1, 11 at 1:39pm
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    Hahaha what a dick!

  • 52 42
    Submitted by MustachioFiat on Sep 2, 11 at 4:05pm
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    Girl, you're like an annoying kid at the grocery store. I'll hit it if no one finds out

  • 41 30
    Submitted by Ninjacrow on Sep 24, 11 at 10:59am
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    Spelling doesnt matter! It's drunken hilarious txts! Enjoy urself a lil more! Three errors ;)

  • 49 46
    Submitted by DrBrian on Sep 1, 11 at 12:16pm
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    Gonna steal this one!

  • 40 32
    Submitted by Phys on Sep 1, 11 at 1:05pm
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    A true romantic

  • 44 43
    Submitted by deee on Sep 1, 11 at 12:12pm
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    GOTTER!!!!

  • 55 78
    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 1, 11 at 1:50pm
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    Girl, you're like the last chore on the chalkboard... I'll do you when my wife demands it.

  • 32 33
    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Sep 4, 11 at 5:14am
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    You're

  • 35 41
    Submitted by ashmc2001 on Sep 1, 11 at 8:11pm
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    Our boys from Nashville are so charming, huh? Gotta appreciate their honesty, though.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by ladysman123 on Sep 2, 11 at 11:36pm
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    Lol like a boss

  • 43 76
    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 1, 11 at 1:56pm
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    Girl, you're like a bong covered in poison ivy... I'll hit it as a last resort.

    • 33 38
      Submitted by smallcock3in on Sep 2, 11 at 12:21am
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      Haha 4:20

      • 33 31
        Submitted by FUman on Sep 2, 11 at 10:14am
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        Yeah thank God they used the proper form of you're, you know, cause we all care so much here on tfln. Fucking looser

        • 32 34
          Submitted by gettinsum on Sep 3, 11 at 11:55pm
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          Dumbfuck. It's loser* and yes spelling counts even on TFLN

  • 34 62
    Submitted by FUman on Sep 2, 11 at 9:03am
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    Yeah thank God they used the proper form of you're, you know, cause we all care so much here on tfln. Fucking looser

  • 21 40
    Submitted by TTX95 on Sep 2, 11 at 9:17am
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    Winner