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  • 88 52
    Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 17, 12 at 4:14pm

    when someone says a girl is out of your league, I assume she bowls on a different night :P

  • 82 55
    Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 17, 12 at 3:32pm

    you had me at fuckface

    • 57 60
      Submitted by venomlash on Feb 17, 12 at 6:08pm

      Word. I hereby nominate this for the lofty position of "best text ever".

  • 69 66
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 5:44pm

    A good wingman/ friend NEVER says a woman is out of his friends league or forbids stair skiing. Highlight video should be him bitch slapping your punk ass.

  • 58 49
    Submitted by omgwat on Feb 17, 12 at 2:10pm

    Amen

  • 50 54
    Submitted by northof49 on Feb 17, 12 at 9:45pm

    Love texts that start with "hey fuckface.."\n\nNice one!

  • 36 36
    Submitted by RIMHfire on Feb 18, 12 at 2:05pm

    holy intensity

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Malicius on Feb 17, 12 at 8:50pm

    Its cause he wants said gorl but is to much a bitch to go for it

  • 41 59
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 18, 12 at 1:10am

    This is when you double down, beat the shit out of this asshole as you call out the girls name.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 18, 12 at 3:16am

    What a Socrates! Btw it is true. For a fact..any girl is in your league on a right night.