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  • Submitted by blue_coconuts on Feb 25, 10 at 12:52pm

    I have a ex I dated for a week. I went to my buddies for the night and had no cell service. Next morning I had 16 voice mails that went from "Hey baby just wanted to say hi" to "WHY WONT YOU SPEAK TO ME?!? I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!" I dumped her and she shaved her head and became a lesbo. Top that.

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      Submitted by fml26 on Feb 25, 10 at 6:34pm

      I also have an ex story that ends up in her being a lesbian, except according to her she's so straight. I keep asking her then why she's having sex with a girl and she can't really come up with a good explanation.

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        Submitted by Gunthrious on Jan 1, 11 at 1:11am

        I had a towing chain in the back of my truck, (Approx 30 ft), and when I broke up with her at a party, she took said chain, and strapped it to my rear axle, and to a cement foundation block holding up the deck on the house to "Make sure we'd finish taking", I almost flipped my truck, and ripped the deck off the house. She's had a 16 month sentence for it by the end. Top that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:15am

    I don't know...my ex could give anyone a run for their money in the 'crazier' game.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:26pm

    Micheal huh?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:54am

    Nah, the one I was referring to is from the Minneapolis area (where the text came from). Wisconsin side, though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:37am

    9:06 how do u know it's a girl texting a guy? It sounds more like a guy texting his ex

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      Submitted by superanonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:18am

      it's a dude sending a text to his ex girlfriend. this dude is my fb friend haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:06am

    Sounds like you're the crazy bitch if you're still texting your ex to tell him he's crazy

  • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 25, 10 at 2:21pm

    well, it's better than always winning at "whose mom is crazier."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:45am

    hey I've gotta ex like that too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:06am

    Yeah, I definitely don't stay in contact with my crazy ex so girl or guy, they're crazy for texting them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:20am

    Agree with 9:06

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:05am

    Psycho Sara

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:47am

    Hahahahahahahah who wrote psycho Sara!? Anyone from WMU by any chance!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:22pm

    You've dated my ex wife? Small world!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:26am

    In soviet Russia we pound tosh from tosh.0 in his nice tight butthole

  • Submitted by cowgirl on Feb 25, 10 at 9:49am

    Agree with 9:37

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:45am

    I always win at that too :(

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    Submitted by knomye on Feb 25, 10 at 2:56pm

    I totally read this as "whose sex is crazier". Would've been funnier that way.

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    Submitted by elpindian on Feb 25, 10 at 10:09am

    Ahaha sorry guys but I think I'd win at this one

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    Submitted by so_fucked_up on Apr 18, 10 at 7:06pm

    KARA SWANSON!!!!!!

  • Submitted by 69_Charger on Feb 25, 10 at 12:14pm

    Umm I don't know... I dated a midget stripper I bet we both have some stories

  • Submitted by Ms423 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:15am

    Haha I'd win too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:06pm

    That's awesome. I unfortunately win at "whose ex is the biggest loser"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:55am

    My life ha

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Feb 25, 10 at 4:21pm

    BURN!!!

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    Submitted by stillwater5 on Feb 9, 13 at 2:04pm

    Allie Spencer?