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  • 70 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:13pm

    come back win. (803) is either the wrong, or a VERY SMART guy

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:20pm

    I think there may be a coat hanger abortion surge in the very near future

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:15pm

    lol that;s hilarious if that was a one night stand and that's actually the dude!

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:53pm

    um 6:37 it was wrong in the context in which it was used..... you can not "get" septic shock......you can get sepsis......you go into septic shock.......... you're super smart too.......(big thumbs up) thanks for playing on the plus side, you did spell douche correctly

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:43pm

    BAHAHAHAHA this has been absolutely hilarious. thank you.

  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:44pm

    Oh 3:11 I really enjoyed your sarcasm. It can be a bitch when others do not pick up on it, but I guess not everyone can enjoy it.

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:25pm

    read this from my black berry while in a meeting with the managing partners of the firm i work for. wasn't easy pretending to be choking in order to play-off the laughter

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:15pm

    3:11, I NEVER want to have to send the message.

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:14pm

    AMY IS THAT YOU?! GOD I HOPE YOU ARENT!

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:37pm

    Best tfln ever!

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:19pm

    Please tell me this is between people from Pageland and Lancaster...or at least surrounding areas.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:26pm

    4:17 that's what happens when the 12 year olds' start reading and posting. Let's keep in mind that old saying youngsters, "Children should be seen and not heard!"

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:05pm

    its all fun and games until your gf pulls the pregnancy joke...

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:36pm

    3:26 I hate to be the one to tell you this.....but in most states that is still illegal

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:37pm

    4:49, septic shock. good effing grief. now i have to be the douche to correct the douche.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by MikesBby on Jan 9, 11 at 9:34am

    I hate when that happens

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:50pm

    I love the fact that there have been two pregnancy texts from SC in the past 24 hours. Even if the other was a joke, still awesome.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:35pm

    and kiddies.....it only works with WIRE hangers.....dont be trying to use plastic ones

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:44pm

    No hanger at all would be preferable....unless you want to get septic, lose your child bearing ability for life and possibly die. Good luck with that!

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:15pm

    sucks to be u. but worst of all it sucks to be the kid.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:16pm

    obviously we are classy girls here in the 843

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:16pm

    wow. that should go on FML xD

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:46pm

    every party has a pooper and today it is you 4:44

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:52pm

    ROFL! Totally would suck if I got knocked up but this is funny as shit!!!

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:57pm

    now now...we can ALL be anonymous friends, can't we? - 3:11

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:22am

    Is this 843 related to the recent post about fathers day?

  • 46 47
    Submitted by jenyness on Feb 8, 11 at 6:53am

    Why would you tell someone that via text?!

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:58pm

    Actually 3:36 age of consent in most states is 16 so you are still wrong

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:49pm

    septic???? what does the sewer have to do with anything?? oh sepsis......sepsis....... you really sounded smart though 4:44

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:58pm

    3:57 aaaaah ok.... Ouch!

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:32pm

    yes I am a douche.....well played 3:20 I am scarred for the rest of my life. Love and Affliction, 3:18

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:22pm

    wow 8:10 you seem overly annoyed considering its just a joke website...................What did a little........................dotted line ever do to you?????????? and yes I did spend the better part of 9 months dodging coat hangers. Apparently you are the one your mom should have swallowed.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:34pm

    3:26 here No this was 5 years ago. Turned out she wasn't pregnant, she was just a 16 year-old girl (and before anyone says anything, I was 18 at the time).

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:10pm

    7:53 --trying to be clever like that pregnant juno girl......................................................enough with the dayum .......................'s and paragraphs..........................you're posting on tfln, DOOSH.......I think your mom tried with a plastic hanger.......................

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:11am

    so she texts her brother that she's pg and he tells her wrong number. prolly last time he gets laid.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:33pm

    4:17-this is a tragedy indeed. If only their parents had known.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:49pm

    please tend to your children instead of reading tfln.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:23pm

    4:17 do people actually do the coat hanger thing?! :|

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:12pm

    haha wow... this would be from 843

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:45pm

    that was well said. this guy is my hero. "i think you have the wrong number" class.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:08pm

    Lmfao, so sad that we would text if we think we're pregnant. Not even a phone call.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:53pm

    "Don't they have coat hangers in South Carolina. Problem solved forever." Why?????! What would a coat hanger do???

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:23pm

    Don't they have coat hangers in South Carolina. Problem solved forever.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:19pm

    Gawd I love this site!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:57pm

    oh first 3:53 you are so naive...... insert coat hanger into vagina swirl pull repeat until no more baby

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:54pm

    Why would this happen in any other state? Classic SC....smh

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:48pm

    and texting as a way of telling someone you're knocked up....classy.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:26pm

    I got a text like that once... except it was my ex who had just left me for another guy a month beforehand and was crying that it might be mine.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:10pm

    haha Lowcountry and midlands....SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:34pm

    3:18...i feel like we could be friends sarcastically yours, 3:11

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:26 Your life sucks. Kill yourself now, save time later.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:04pm

    can i just say that i enjoyed the anonymous post board friendships far more than the actually text?

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:16pm

    yes 314 it is the person you know because there is no way that it could be the countless others

  • 43 63
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 24, 10 at 1:43pm

    Not it

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:56pm

    LMFAO. 8:22 is my new hero.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:53am

    4:04 & 4:14 : AGREED AND I ALSO LIKE 8:22.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:25pm

    3:18 - i'm glad somebody gets my sarcasm!

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:17pm

    So sad that someone had to actually learn about back alley abortions from tfln.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:51pm

    I have sent a text like this to the wrong person... although mine was actually "omg my period started. i'm not pregnant" the guy said, "that's great. who is this?" the two guys were right next to each other in my phone.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:11pm

    how classy...the "i think i'm pregnant" text that every girl hopes to send at some time in her life

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:53am

    hahaha oops, fella dipped!

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:01pm

    Gee I hope this isn't my bf and some other chick. Lmao.

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:53pm

    hey 3:44 thats my anonymous post board friend.....stop trying to ride my coat tails... Love and Affliction, 3:18

  • 48 88
    Submitted by CMAT on Mar 12, 10 at 4:52pm

    Bad night for 843, good night for 803. Can't believe she'd screw that text up. I thought you weren't supposed to booze when you were pregnant

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:51pm

    haha this is the only one that has made me laugh

  • 41 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:11pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!