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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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if you didn't text while fucking her you wouldn't be in the hospital now
You forgot "Professor Plum" and "With a candlestick". Sell it to Milton Bradley.
You shouldn't text while having sex. It is bad manners.
maybe hes getting laid in the hospital drunk?
Thats what happens when you try to fuck a girl who benches more then you do.
Aaaaahhh Kentucky !
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