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  • stealing from a tv show...lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:39pm
  • The joke is right... when you play Blackjack you don't play by the same rules as the dealer and a 15 is always hard decision as to whether you should hold or hit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:50am
  • Barney: Alright, fine, the stripper at Stewart’s Bachelor Party was a 15. Ted: [Appalled] She was 15? Barney: A 15. Like in blackjack. Ted: As in, not sure whether you’d hit it? Barney: Exactly! Ted: Nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:22pm
  • hahaha i saw this and was like "thats totally lammmme to steal from a tv show, i hope other people know this so they dont think he's funny, how should i alert the media?" lovely that you all know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:44pm
  • yep someone was watching lifetime at 5 today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:00pm
  • so glad people called this guy out...the writers for himym deserve all the money in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:21pm
  • don't even care,,,,i laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:31pm
  • hahaha some one probably hear tis then said it later to their boys when the situation arose in actual life i think its funny either way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:53pm
  • this is the second or third HIMYM ripoff on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:03pm
  • just because it was from a tv doesn't mean that it wasn't a real text. and i don't care that its not original...i laughed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:47pm
  • this joke is not even right....you don't know whether to hit on 16 or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:28pm
  • HAS TO be fake. Everyone knows you hit on 16 and everything below, and stand on 17 and everything above. So says the game "Hit Me" from The Price Is Right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:09am
  • I must have read "Jack Black" three times before made the connection about the card game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:31pm
  • I love how ppl keep stating it was on HIMYM..I think we've got that now. And I love how ppl are over-analyzing the text. YOU'RE the losers..and you're acting like this person is personally trying to insult you. Freakssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:55am
  • like everyone said.... HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Barney Stinson > you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:59pm
  • haha i love how everyone calls this person out pronto...props to the bashers here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:06pm
  • how i met your mother!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:34pm
  • ahahaha i just watched that episode of How I Met Your Mother...hilarious i love it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:04am
  • Its a quality text, everything in life is just reused in a new and more modern situation. Props for the good use. And no, you don't hit on 16 and below, unless you go to the casino to give away your money. Learn basic strategy. Its funny because its simplistic and close to true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:12pm
  • That's not even funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:54pm
  • fake, way to post from a show that was on like an hour ago..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:21pm
  • that is a line from how i met your mother. it was on like half an hour ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:36pm
  • I am going to use that one... I was recently in that situation and I didn't hit it hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:21am
  • this was better when it came out of barney stintson's mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:26pm
  • they stole that line!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:04am
  • himym! barney is the best tv character ever made. my fav show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:49pm
  • HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Haha thats awesome and clever; also a great coverup if you did let her actual age slip

    Submitted by whatever234567 on Sep 23, 10 at 6:05pm
  • I've seen this joke used many years ago and remember relaying it over to friends, so it's likely that "How I Met Your Mother" also stole it from somewhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:13am
  • Regardless, even if this was an actual text, it was obviously copied straight from the show. Poster=Fail HIMYM=Win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Dude that exact episode was on lifetime today. What the hell man. Absolutely amazing show though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:31pm
  • yeah plus no one would ever text this unless they were just trying too hard to get on this site or something. lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:43pm
  • he was prob watching tv and when he saw it was like "wow thats my life last night" and said it to his friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:28pm
  • wow how i met your mother..

    Submitted by JackPackage4 on Feb 22, 10 at 8:01pm
  • This is funny...but not as funny as when I first heard/saw it on How I Met Your Mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:37pm
  • " I must have read "Jack Black" three times before made the connection about the card game - June 1, 2009 10:31PM" lol same thing happened to me, and i gamble a little bit too, but its early and i was all o.O huh? jack black what now? then when i read the next part i was all "oooohhh black jack!" needz moar coffee...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:49am
  • haha, I just watched that HOW I met your mother too - LOVE that show!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:12pm
  • LMAO!! Such a loser!! Did this poster really think he/she was really gonna get away with it?! Like no one watches one of the funniest shows on TV. Go cry alone in the corner at your miserable life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:42pm
  • this is retarded its from how i met ur mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:34am
  • 99% positive this had to me when i was blackout

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:43pm
  • honestly who really gives shit where it was from. it was funny. all these are probably ripped off from somewhere, this person was just spreading the laughs. get over it grow some balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:20am
  • How I Met Your Mother: Barney: Alright, fine, the stripper at Stewart’s Bachelor Party was a 15. Ted: [Appalled] She was 15? Barney: A 15. Like in blackjack. Ted: As in, not sure whether you’d hit it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:38pm
  • omg you are losers. im sure he wasnt trying to "get away with it" . maybe he heard it, thought it was funny, and applied it to his own life. you are all freaks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:47pm
  • ...did you bust?? aaaahahahhaa i crack myself up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:16pm
  • your an asshole for thinking you could get away with this... kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:11pm
  • haha how i met your mother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:37pm
  • I read this like the girl was black.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 21, 12 at 8:18am
  • anyone who has the OP is a loser is ridiculous. If you were watching LIFETIME at 5 then you are the loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:36am
  • Ooooh man what a situation :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:36pm
  • That's sad that you can't think of something funny on your own but you have to steal it from HIMYM

    Submitted by BigBerger on Apr 14, 10 at 5:10pm
  • 8:47- fyi he was trying to get away with it he made it look like it was a text right after the show was on tv. thats lame lets make these legit texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:18am
  • 8:42, YOU are the loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:10pm
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