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  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:22pm

    Barney: Alright, fine, the stripper at Stewart’s Bachelor Party was a 15. Ted: [Appalled] She was 15? Barney: A 15. Like in blackjack. Ted: As in, not sure whether you’d hit it? Barney: Exactly! Ted: Nice.

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:55am

    I love how ppl keep stating it was on HIMYM..I think we've got that now. And I love how ppl are over-analyzing the text. YOU'RE the losers..and you're acting like this person is personally trying to insult you. Freakssss

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:21pm

    so glad people called this guy out...the writers for himym deserve all the money in the world

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:44pm

    hahaha i saw this and was like "thats totally lammmme to steal from a tv show, i hope other people know this so they dont think he's funny, how should i alert the media?" lovely that you all know

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:39pm

    stealing from a tv show...lame.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:00pm

    yep someone was watching lifetime at 5 today

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:47pm

    just because it was from a tv doesn't mean that it wasn't a real text. and i don't care that its not original...i laughed

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:31pm

    don't even care,,,,i laughed.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:49pm

    himym! barney is the best tv character ever made. my fav show.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:28pm

    this joke is not even right....you don't know whether to hit on 16 or not.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:09am

    HAS TO be fake. Everyone knows you hit on 16 and everything below, and stand on 17 and everything above. So says the game "Hit Me" from The Price Is Right.

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:34pm

    how i met your mother!!!!!

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:26pm

    this was better when it came out of barney stintson's mouth.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:43pm

    yeah plus no one would ever text this unless they were just trying too hard to get on this site or something. lame.

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:43pm

    99% positive this had to me when i was blackout

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:50am

    The joke is right... when you play Blackjack you don't play by the same rules as the dealer and a 15 is always hard decision as to whether you should hold or hit.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:47pm

    omg you are losers. im sure he wasnt trying to "get away with it" . maybe he heard it, thought it was funny, and applied it to his own life. you are all freaks.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:06pm

    haha i love how everyone calls this person out pronto...props to the bashers here

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:49am

    " I must have read "Jack Black" three times before made the connection about the card game - June 1, 2009 10:31PM" lol same thing happened to me, and i gamble a little bit too, but its early and i was all o.O huh? jack black what now? then when i read the next part i was all "oooohhh black jack!" needz moar coffee...

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:59pm

    like everyone said.... HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Barney Stinson > you

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:36pm

    that is a line from how i met your mother. it was on like half an hour ago...

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:21am

    I am going to use that one... I was recently in that situation and I didn't hit it hahaha

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:03pm

    this is the second or third HIMYM ripoff on here

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:21pm

    fake, way to post from a show that was on like an hour ago..

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:12pm

    Its a quality text, everything in life is just reused in a new and more modern situation. Props for the good use. And no, you don't hit on 16 and below, unless you go to the casino to give away your money. Learn basic strategy. Its funny because its simplistic and close to true.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:13am

    I've seen this joke used many years ago and remember relaying it over to friends, so it's likely that "How I Met Your Mother" also stole it from somewhere

  • 48 55
    Submitted by whatever234567 on Sep 23, 10 at 6:05pm

    Haha thats awesome and clever; also a great coverup if you did let her actual age slip

  • 56 71
    Submitted by JackPackage4 on Feb 22, 10 at 8:01pm

    wow how i met your mother..

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:15pm

    HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!!!

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:54pm

    That's not even funny.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:28pm

    he was prob watching tv and when he saw it was like "wow thats my life last night" and said it to his friend

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:26pm

    Regardless, even if this was an actual text, it was obviously copied straight from the show. Poster=Fail HIMYM=Win

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:12pm

    haha, I just watched that HOW I met your mother too - LOVE that show!

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:53pm

    hahaha some one probably hear tis then said it later to their boys when the situation arose in actual life i think its funny either way

  • 46 58
    Submitted by BigBerger on Apr 14, 10 at 5:10pm

    That's sad that you can't think of something funny on your own but you have to steal it from HIMYM

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:04am

    they stole that line!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:20am

    honestly who really gives shit where it was from. it was funny. all these are probably ripped off from somewhere, this person was just spreading the laughs. get over it grow some balls.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:16pm

    ...did you bust?? aaaahahahhaa i crack myself up.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:11pm

    your an asshole for thinking you could get away with this... kill yourself

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:31pm

    I must have read "Jack Black" three times before made the connection about the card game

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:38pm

    How I Met Your Mother: Barney: Alright, fine, the stripper at Stewart’s Bachelor Party was a 15. Ted: [Appalled] She was 15? Barney: A 15. Like in blackjack. Ted: As in, not sure whether you’d hit it?

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:04am

    ahahaha i just watched that episode of How I Met Your Mother...hilarious i love it!!

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:31pm

    Dude that exact episode was on lifetime today. What the hell man. Absolutely amazing show though.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:42pm

    LMAO!! Such a loser!! Did this poster really think he/she was really gonna get away with it?! Like no one watches one of the funniest shows on TV. Go cry alone in the corner at your miserable life.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:10pm

    8:42, YOU are the loser

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:37pm

    haha how i met your mother!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:34am

    this is retarded its from how i met ur mother

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:37pm

    This is funny...but not as funny as when I first heard/saw it on How I Met Your Mother.

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:36pm

    Ooooh man what a situation :p

  • 22 35
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 21, 12 at 8:18am

    I read this like the girl was black.

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:18am

    8:47- fyi he was trying to get away with it he made it look like it was a text right after the show was on tv. thats lame lets make these legit texts

  • 48 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:36am

    anyone who has the OP is a loser is ridiculous. If you were watching LIFETIME at 5 then you are the loser.