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  I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister

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  (303): I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister http://tfl.nu/4y4g
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  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 10, 11 at 1:07pm

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  immediately followed by the first time you funneled half gallon of Jäger?

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  Submitted by kateyb618 on Sep 10, 11 at 2:41pm

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  Welcome to college, freshman.

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  Submitted by buddhaman99 on Sep 10, 11 at 4:09pm

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  This literally just happened!!

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  Submitted by That_Guy11 on Sep 11, 11 at 12:03pm

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  Dats how the best stories start and end lol

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  Submitted by e3super on Sep 10, 11 at 1:07pm

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  But it won't be the last.

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