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  • 85 56
    Submitted by alchemist4533 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:05pm
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    If I knew for a fact that wasn't my area code, I could swear I have sent that exact same text before.

  • 79 80
    Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 6, 10 at 5:46pm
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    Your alcohol consumption isn't helping your hangovers either.

  • 75 73
    Submitted by ViolentViolet on Jun 6, 10 at 4:38pm
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    You deserve it.

  • 69 63
    Submitted by janky on Jun 6, 10 at 9:05pm
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    My girls the same way fuck that bitch

  • 69 66
    Submitted by SpasticRich on Jun 6, 10 at 3:34pm
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    Hahahahahahha I get this one at home all the time god I hate when they do that shit let me be hung over in peace damnit

  • 59 59
    Submitted by 1949 on Jun 6, 10 at 11:24pm
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    People with hangovers aren't much fun to be with.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by StallionDavis on Jun 6, 10 at 10:44pm
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    I hate the nagging bitches when hungover. Anyother time be my guest.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 7, 10 at 7:51pm
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    Maybe you should listen. Loser.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by XZero on Jun 6, 10 at 3:38pm
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    Stick it in her mouth and keep her quiet lol

  • 58 68
    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 7, 10 at 1:07am
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    It could be his mom... That'd be more appropriate.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by melanics on Jun 6, 10 at 6:20pm
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    Well stop drinking! nough said.....

  • 55 66
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 6, 10 at 10:01pm
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    You should throwup on her, and then say that's what you get for being a naggig bitch.

  • 51 68
    Submitted by nsgf on Jun 6, 10 at 3:45pm
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    WWCND

  • 49 65
    Submitted by dd32 on Jun 6, 10 at 3:44pm
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    What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by BigJD725 on Jun 14, 10 at 11:58pm
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    Story of my life...

  • 43 63
    Submitted by blancolex300 on Jun 6, 10 at 9:50pm
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    Dude I fucking hate that!!

  • 48 74
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Jun 7, 10 at 12:33am
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    What a whore!

  • 52 96
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 6, 10 at 5:19pm
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    Dump her hard! Better, ditch her at a bar you don't like anymore surrounded by creepers.