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  • Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 13, 12 at 3:58pm

    ha that's cute what are u unpatriotic? take one for America

  • Submitted by Phys on Jan 13, 12 at 4:28pm

    I wanna do that and I'm currently sober

  • Submitted by Tylos2 on Jan 13, 12 at 9:34pm

    What I want to know is where he got patriotic penis clothes... I want a whole penis wardrobe.

  • Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Jan 13, 12 at 3:45pm

    At least his attempt was creative.

  • Submitted by D_ROCK on Jan 14, 12 at 12:49am

    If u don't give it up then the terrorists win.

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    Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 13, 12 at 3:21pm

    I guess this means that sending you a pic of my dick dressed as Yosemite Sam with the caption "Back Off" to let you know I gave you the herpes won't fly either. Good to know.

  • 87 77
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 13, 12 at 5:04pm

    Its a flag that salutes you!

  • 85 83
    Submitted by drose4 on Jan 13, 12 at 3:26pm

    I disagree

  • 66 59
    Submitted by GroperCleveland on Jan 13, 12 at 10:31pm

    I didn't know Uncle Sam pointed with his pinky...

  • 72 73
    Submitted by shellsbells on Jan 13, 12 at 3:17pm

    why isn't it acceptable?

  • 70 77
    Submitted by EHSBaby on Jan 13, 12 at 6:33pm

    I would so go for that!!!!!

  • 45 48
    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Feb 18, 12 at 3:23pm

    FOR AMERICA!!!

  • 60 78
    Submitted by rikie83 on Jan 13, 12 at 3:20pm

    Uncle Sam wants a lot of young men...

  • 54 70
    Submitted by yammie854 on Jan 14, 12 at 12:25pm

    so nasty

  • 47 57
    Submitted by ikkin8 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:23am

    You want 'Obama' and 'obey'?

  • 52 69
    Submitted by thatgirlally on Jan 16, 12 at 2:55am

    This is awesome. I wish I got a pickup line like this.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 14, 12 at 1:49am

    Honestly, penises are kinda ugly. I'd rather feel then than see them.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 13, 12 at 9:41pm

    Was his little soldier standing at attention?

  • 51 76
    Submitted by cunjl on Jan 13, 12 at 4:49pm

    Oh yes it is!

  • 41 66
    Submitted by hilltopper on Feb 9, 12 at 9:49am

    This is what America was founded upon. Congrats to you sir.