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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:49am

    in the usa if you take an ambulance it will be no less then 500 dollars or so

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:35pm

    very clever indeed haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:16pm

    ahah yes! 416/905 stand up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:42pm

    Hahahah. I'm gonna disagree. I think this is a horrible idea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:25am

    Not that it matters cuz i think its a hillarious drunk idea and i love it either way...BUT, if it's a business establishment (ie: the bar) that calls for the ambulance you dont pay a cent, if it's you or jsut a person in general that calls from say a cell phone or house, they will take your info and bill you afterwards....starts at $50 and gets higher with the distance they need to take you in. Thats in Western Canada anyways :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:01am

    Too bad bout the poor ppl out there suffering a heart attack or some kind of serious life threatening problem... It's ok though, this guy saved himself some money. Nice one

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:22pm

    Better then a cop car......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:50am

    I love Canada. Ambulance fees aren't that bad. I've sent many friends to the Hospital instead of home. You don't need to tell a cabby where to go, plus I'm 100% sure they'll be taken care of. Toronto Represent!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:25am

    If they make you pay for the ambulance then fair enough, but if the bum-feeder is wasting the NHS' time, they should be killed.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:46am

    This is quite ingenious backasswards thinking. Must be a canadian thing. $50 for an ambulance home could be cheaper than cab fair there it sounds like. Not worth it here in the U.S.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:19am

    1:37 i agree i had to go to detox tho it was horrible i dont remember anything!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:39pm

    I think we'd make great friends. Happened to me a couple times (sadly yes, more than once)... Depends where you are. In Toronto, I didn't have to pay anything, the other time in Hamilton I had to pay $50. OHIP covers $190 or something. God, I love Canada.

  • Submitted by Ac3to on Jan 23, 10 at 9:28pm

    Yeeee, 416/905. What a champ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:54pm

    anonymous is wondering if the poster of this text is devin cassidy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:24pm

    This make me proud to be from Toronto

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:18pm

    My ambulance ride cost me over $500!!! FML!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:58am

    hahaha hilarious. yeah, canada's pretty chills. legalizing marijuana is just around the corner

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:15pm

    OHIP covers most of it, ends up being like $40 after... Whoever this dude is, I want to be his friend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:32pm

    Win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:24pm

    urg, what a sicko to do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:28pm

    Wow, he knows how to live.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:13am

    I've taken a tow truck home - more then once! No tit show required. :) - 416

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:34am

    hahaha I've done that! but rather than going home to bed I went to the ER and had a catheter tube shoved into my penis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:20pm

    too funny..it's going to be an expensive ride!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:10am

    Bwahaha, I lol'd so hard. Srsly that's a terrible idea, but still hilarious.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:27pm

    this is fucking hilarious... best post on this website

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:53pm

    Still in Canada it's $50, unless you have good coverage at work... Any taxi is cheaper than that. If they're nice, they'll even let you off with a good tits show....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:03pm

    1:42PM: You're no fun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:38pm

    Best idea ever! I'm going to do that shit this week!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:27am

    tried this, still had to take a taxi home from the hospital, was still drunk and tipped the guy 50% and then got billed $50 for the ambulence reppin the 416 D=

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:44pm

    A S

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:26pm

    Haha beautifull, many of my friends have opted for the ambulance

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:20pm

    Idiot piece of shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:37pm

    ive done that! except unlike cabs, they dont drop you off at your house, but the ER and pump your stomach.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:26pm

    hahaha hilarious. yeah, canada's pretty chills. legalizing marijuana is just around the corner June 1, 2009 4:58AM We're waiting for the US to do it =P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:34am

    seriously, this is how we do it in toronto. and in canada, really. be like us

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:23pm

    Yea, fucking brilliant. Weee toddd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:10pm

    I did that in ontario canada and I got a $360 bill in the mail a few months later

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:19am

    Reppin' the 416!! I'm so proud to be Canadian :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:03pm

    Hey stupid, 416 is Toronto... its not Western Canada, of course it's going to be cheap. (born in the west - live in the east)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:26pm

    2:20 pm: it's a canadian area code, not so expensive...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:54am

    this makes me proud to be from toronto.. ALSO, they can't force you to pay the fee you can say no,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:08pm

    1:37 i call bs. if the ambulance doesn't drop me off at home, what good is it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:12pm

    hahahahahha i love that.

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    Submitted by DaSmith on Feb 14, 10 at 7:54am

    Hahaaa, nice to see you managing your money well

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:17pm

    3:53 where in canada are you that it's 50 try 3-500 in western Canada

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:46pm

    In Canada, that's how we do! 416 represent!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:10am

    spoken like a true american...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:14am

    that was hilarious!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:57pm

    bahahahaha! good idea or not, thats some funny shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:11am

    god i love this site. i LOVE nights at bars like that.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by sweet8 on Sep 29, 11 at 9:53am

    Let's be friends

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    Submitted by chrisiedonnelly on Aug 14, 12 at 7:54pm

    Ahaha amazing

  • 43 75
    Submitted by baconator11791 on Oct 25, 11 at 11:24pm

    Asswipe...we're not a taxi service! Get a life!