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  • 246 45
    Submitted by gdbear30 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:05am
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    this may be the greatest measuring system ever created.

  • 228 38
    Submitted by step11 on Jul 3, 10 at 12:12pm
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    I'm sure there were skinny ones there...they just didn't survive breakfast. Moment of silence for them....

  • 186 42
    Submitted by barless on Jul 3, 10 at 10:05am
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    Well, at least the bride went all the way to ensure she was the prettiest there.

  • 87 31
    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 3, 10 at 5:09pm
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    So, which one did you end up fucking?

  • 85 35
    Submitted by sceby1 on Jul 3, 10 at 12:22pm
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    Thar she blows

  • 81 34
    Submitted by kristileo on Jul 3, 10 at 3:19pm
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    Best. Wedding description. Ever.

  • 84 47
    Submitted by SkipplesNipples on Jul 3, 10 at 9:47am
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    With whale friends like that, she must have REALLY low self esteem.

  • 75 36
    Submitted by haterzgonnahate on Jul 3, 10 at 5:33pm
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    Sounds like you need to buy a harpoon.

  • 72 35
    Submitted by tiptap25 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:06am
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    Oh my fucking god this is funny

  • 65 38
    Submitted by buddhaphish on Jul 3, 10 at 10:47am
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    Oh the humanity!!!

  • 48 23
    Submitted by mcat on Jul 3, 10 at 3:29pm
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    Wow, this is funny, I wonder what WTF looked like.

  • 60 48
    Submitted by kdean90 on Jul 3, 10 at 2:07pm
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    That is the smartest bride ever!! I should of had some rhinos up there with me to make me look good...

  • 55 45
    Submitted by aliasspiff on Jul 3, 10 at 12:09pm
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    Hahaha funny thing re: this post is that we all know this dude will be all over the fleshy ones...

  • 58 53
    Submitted by anomymouse on Jul 3, 10 at 9:20am
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    Play Count The Rolls!

  • 69 79
    Submitted by BariSaxy10 on Jul 3, 10 at 8:03pm
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    shallow jerks

  • 49 39
    Submitted by snarlsbarkly on Jul 3, 10 at 11:09am
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    Hide the children!

  • 40 22
    Submitted by sole on Jul 3, 10 at 11:10pm
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    Omg I feel bad for laughing but that's hilarious!

  • 43 35
    Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Jul 4, 10 at 2:30am
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    step11.... funniest shit ever!!! :)

  • 43 35
    Submitted by burgass on Jul 3, 10 at 11:22am
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    Dude...that's funny as hell!

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Jay_B on Jul 3, 10 at 4:07pm
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    JUST SAY NO TO FAT CHICKS

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Norsely on Jul 4, 10 at 9:39am
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    Just keep their skin wet and get 'em back in the water before the clock strikes midnight or they'll be stuck in their human form forever.

  • 39 31
    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 1:21pm
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    Standards definitely going up around here.

  • 31 16
    Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Jul 6, 10 at 10:14am
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    *aisle. I'm surprised nobody corrected that yet, with as many grammar Nazis as we have on this site.

  • 34 26
    Submitted by RickTrolled on Jul 5, 10 at 1:54am
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    LMFAOROFLEPICBBQSAUCE!

  • 40 40
    Submitted by jbubbya on Jul 3, 10 at 6:49pm
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    Hilarious... Win.

  • 28 19
    Submitted by FreezFire on Jul 4, 10 at 3:34am
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    That's Kirkland girls for ya....choose the bridesmaids that make them look better!

  • 35 33
    Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 4, 10 at 1:51am
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    Did you "harpoon" any of them?

  • 38 39
    Submitted by summerstorm on Jul 3, 10 at 9:38am
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    Freakin' awesome....

  • 35 34
    Submitted by dannnyy on Jul 3, 10 at 9:49pm
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    Lmfao. By far the funniest tfln I have read.

  • 33 30
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 3, 10 at 3:21pm
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    Fuck it TO THE HINDEN- PETER 

  • 32 30
    Submitted by xoNYbaby on Jul 3, 10 at 3:00pm
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    Hahahahahahahah I love this one!!!

  • 33 33
    Submitted by NBree on Jul 3, 10 at 7:04pm
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    Oh WA.. What has it come to?? \n\n\nPS I wanna see what wtf size is!

  • 32 33
    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 5, 10 at 2:45am
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    "with fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

  • 33 37
    Submitted by darlin665 on Jul 4, 10 at 1:05am
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    Haha dear god this is hilarious. That has to be the smartest bride ever

  • 25 22
    Submitted by mikew2010 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:35pm
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    Oh, the huge manatee!

  • 25 23
    Submitted by rockmeallnighttt on Jul 9, 10 at 1:50am
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    Damn that's so mean hahah. Time to hit the gym ladies!

  • 26 25
    Submitted by elite on Jul 4, 10 at 1:20am
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    Kdean90, even if you should HAVE had those rhinos up there, they would HAVE needed to correct you as well, still leaving you embarrassed! :/

  • 28 29
    Submitted by versipellis on Jul 3, 10 at 8:37pm
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    Hope he went with free willy for the irony.\n\nWord up Step11. May they rest in piece(s).

  • 25 24
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 3, 10 at 5:53pm
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    Hey Buddah...funniest comment ever, so fucking clever!!

  • 20 15
    Submitted by haleyar on Dec 27, 10 at 2:26am
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    Man the harpoons!

  • 25 25
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 3, 10 at 7:33pm
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    man the harpoons

  • 25 28
    Submitted by drinkingwater on Jul 5, 10 at 1:20am
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    Agreed with babydoll

  • 19 18
    Submitted by shawty101 on Aug 16, 10 at 2:27am
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    Ahahahaha "wtf"

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Filter on Jul 6, 10 at 3:02pm
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    That sir is fuking awesome

  • 35 50
    Submitted by thisdude on Jul 3, 10 at 10:16am
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    I just loled all over myself.

  • 23 27
    Submitted by ashlee34 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:22am
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    Lmao. Why would anyone put thumbs down to this?? \n\nOh wait...fat girls did. :)))

  • 28 39
    Submitted by babydoll89 on Jul 4, 10 at 1:59pm
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    That's so fucked up

  • 24 31
    Submitted by noleana on Jul 3, 10 at 8:46pm
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    My brother's wedding was like this. haha\nFor Gods sake, Caterpillars

  • 10 8
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 11, 11 at 2:26am
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    They were chased in by GreenPeace. Took them 2 days to get to the wedding cause they kept dragging them back out to sea

  • 23 39
    Submitted by hpd1344 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:09am
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    Ouch.

  • 32 59
    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 3, 10 at 9:32am
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    Here comes free willy! Here comes free willy!

  • 6 9
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 11, 11 at 2:29am
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    Step11, fucking funniest comment! Freaking killed me. Thanks

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