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  • Submitted by preppygirl on Mar 7, 12 at 1:44pm

    give me a pearl necklace please!

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      Submitted by denmon on Mar 7, 12 at 6:35pm

      I'd absolutely frickin love too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Problywasme on Mar 7, 12 at 2:51pm

    Aaah...the "Moaner Lisa"

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    Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Mar 7, 12 at 7:29pm

    A map of Hawaii isn't "art."

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    Submitted by creepojohnson on Mar 7, 12 at 1:36pm

    10% of the time, pro choice works every time

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 7, 12 at 2:43pm

    The other 10% are your best orgasms

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Mar 7, 12 at 1:58pm

    Try a condom, or the pill...

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      Submitted by ck24 on Mar 7, 12 at 2:21pm

      fuck that... skin on skin let the fun begin!!

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    Submitted by roughnecked7 on Mar 9, 12 at 4:36am

    Penis-caso

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    Submitted by SchoolGrlGoneBad on Mar 7, 12 at 4:39pm

    I knew I shouldn't have had sex with James Franco. All he wanted to do was stare at his creation.

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    Submitted by Linetrash on Mar 7, 12 at 2:02pm

    Just move it up an inch, no worries except little politicians

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    Submitted by ck24 on Mar 7, 12 at 1:47pm

    I always make sure there are some stairs handy if pulling out fails...

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    Submitted by LD83 on Mar 7, 12 at 7:03pm

    Ha! This makes me think of the "art" on my stomach today!