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  • 94 38
    Submitted by preppygirl on Mar 7, 12 at 1:44pm
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    give me a pearl necklace please!

    • 18 23
      Submitted by denmon on Mar 7, 12 at 6:35pm
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      I'd absolutely frickin love too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 79 28
    Submitted by Problywasme on Mar 7, 12 at 2:51pm
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    Aaah...the "Moaner Lisa"

  • 59 20
    Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Mar 7, 12 at 7:29pm
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    A map of Hawaii isn't "art."

  • 62 39
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 7, 12 at 2:43pm
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    The other 10% are your best orgasms

  • 55 31
    Submitted by creepojohnson on Mar 7, 12 at 1:36pm
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    10% of the time, pro choice works every time

  • 38 33
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Mar 7, 12 at 1:58pm
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    Try a condom, or the pill...

    • 20 27
      Submitted by ck24 on Mar 7, 12 at 2:21pm
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      fuck that... skin on skin let the fun begin!!

  • 17 12
    Submitted by roughnecked7 on Mar 9, 12 at 4:36am
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    Penis-caso

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Linetrash on Mar 7, 12 at 2:02pm
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    Just move it up an inch, no worries except little politicians

  • 48 81
    Submitted by ck24 on Mar 7, 12 at 1:47pm
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    I always make sure there are some stairs handy if pulling out fails...

  • 25 41
    Submitted by SchoolGrlGoneBad on Mar 7, 12 at 4:39pm
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    I knew I shouldn't have had sex with James Franco. All he wanted to do was stare at his creation.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by LD83 on Mar 7, 12 at 7:03pm
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    Ha! This makes me think of the "art" on my stomach today!