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  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:51pm

    305!!! Represent south beach baby!!!

  • 87 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:42pm

    One of the best I've seen on here.

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:19pm

    this text is full of *WIN*

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:34pm

    Sounds like my last roommate. RED FLAGS

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:25pm

    Most girls are like that. Just gotta deal with it bro

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:28pm

    I STILL DONT GET IT PLEASE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN ):

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:15pm

    This girl is from Texas -not Texan

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:52pm

    yea but if u find the bomb she will blow you. There is always a plus. lol

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:41pm

    why are you doing hard? thats bad for you. :) do something softer!

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:55pm

    This made me laugh my ass off because it's so suggestive of all manner of crazy

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:30pm

    Hahahaha this is one of the few genuinely funny texts left on TFLN

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:12pm

    Clever! I like you.

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:05pm

    first guy you are a huge douche

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:44am

    So, this one time, I was playing minesweeper on hard, and it took 2 1/2 hours to win a game. Took me 10 minute to win the second one. -White Guy

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:12pm

    hahaha this is original at least.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:28am

    LOL LeTs PLAY CUNT SWEEPER

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:15pm

    Def one of the best entries on this site! I read this is over 5 or 6 times and I'm still laughing!

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:06pm

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:39pm

    gotta love Miami girls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:29pm

    Minesweeper = not relevant

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:43pm

    1:29 = no one cares, u are a pillow biter.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:42pm

    he - fucking - larious! but what's a pillow biter?