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  • 69 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:51pm
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    305!!! Represent south beach baby!!!

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:19pm
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    this text is full of *WIN*

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:34pm
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    Sounds like my last roommate. RED FLAGS

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:15pm
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    This girl is from Texas -not Texan

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:25pm
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    Most girls are like that. Just gotta deal with it bro

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:42pm
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    One of the best I've seen on here.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:28pm
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    I STILL DONT GET IT PLEASE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN ):

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:41pm
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    why are you doing hard? thats bad for you. :) do something softer!

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:05pm
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    first guy you are a huge douche

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:52pm
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    yea but if u find the bomb she will blow you. There is always a plus. lol

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:28am
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    LOL LeTs PLAY CUNT SWEEPER

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:30pm
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    Hahahaha this is one of the few genuinely funny texts left on TFLN

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:12pm
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    hahaha this is original at least.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:55pm
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    This made me laugh my ass off because it's so suggestive of all manner of crazy

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:44am
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    So, this one time, I was playing minesweeper on hard, and it took 2 1/2 hours to win a game. Took me 10 minute to win the second one. -White Guy

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:39pm
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    gotta love Miami girls

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:06pm
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:12pm
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    Clever! I like you.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:29pm
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    Minesweeper = not relevant

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:15pm
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    Def one of the best entries on this site! I read this is over 5 or 6 times and I'm still laughing!

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:42pm
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    he - fucking - larious! but what's a pillow biter?

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:43pm
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    1:29 = no one cares, u are a pillow biter.