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  • 79 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:01pm

    I texted this and I'm a girl ;)

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:49pm

    i love you best friend :) i know who this is, MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT PUSST WHIPPED.

  • 71 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:23pm

    Scrubs... pour some our for one's homie :)

  • 67 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:31am

    classic, everyone has one of these friends...

  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:18pm

    Sounds like my friend... ....except he is def not getting any for atleast another 4 years...

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:25pm

    nice text.. i do the same thing when i drink.. to our fallen brothers..

  • 63 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:25pm

    What a waste of liquor.

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:29pm

    LOL! That's great! I think that's hysterical

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:14am

    amazing text. i have friends that r so P whipped we might as well have a funeral for them.

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:22pm

    I think its nice of you guys haha

  • 64 53
    Submitted by hdv on May 29, 10 at 3:04pm

    Lol it's not "respecting your girl" it's having a mangina.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 15, 10 at 8:43pm

    Vaginerssssssssssssssssss

  • 55 41
    Submitted by oprime44 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:41pm

    No it's called she gives me head. You borrow money to drink.

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:38pm

    awwwwww, poor single people thinking about how their friend is gettin some and they're not!

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:07am

    11:21... you kill joy.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:34pm

    Hey at least he's getting laid while all his male friends are drinking together. They're just jealous.

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:06pm

    hahaha if i did this for all my guy friends who are pussy whipped, there wouldn't be anything left to drink. classic.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by wickedlovely17 on May 16, 10 at 6:42pm

    It's not called being pussy whipped... It's called respecting your girl.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:37am

    scrubs is awesome and i'm glad some people can make humor out of it. i need to start doing this