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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 2, 11 at 5:27pm

    The idea certainly has a peel.

  • Submitted by franklinp on Nov 2, 11 at 2:45pm

    Lost my virginity to a banana

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 2, 11 at 3:31pm

    Were you dancing up and down singing "Peanut butter jelly time"?

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    Submitted by skatedonthate on Nov 3, 11 at 12:41am

    double win if you wore a banana flavored condom

  • Submitted by BrendanA on Nov 2, 11 at 3:02pm

    COME ON!

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      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Nov 2, 11 at 4:30pm

      "Like I'm not gonna get laid in this thirty-six hundred dollar banana suit...come on!"

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    Submitted by bad_kitty on Nov 2, 11 at 4:22pm

    Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

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    Submitted by porksword on Nov 2, 11 at 8:50pm

    Right in the banana split!

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    Submitted by Yourmomslover on Nov 2, 11 at 1:57pm

    Imma banana imma banana imma banna watch me move!

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Nov 2, 11 at 6:49pm

    @arthurlux: you win.

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 3, 11 at 11:47am

    And I think I've heard it all now!

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 3, 11 at 7:56am

    Let me guess....you didn't mean for it to happen...he slipped on a banana peel and his dick landed in your banana puddin'?

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    Submitted by naughtybody21 on Nov 3, 11 at 2:02am

    oooh fuck that virgin ass!

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 2, 11 at 2:02pm

    I nearly lost my banana in a virginity suit!

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    Submitted by apc700 on Nov 4, 11 at 9:35pm

    Was her spoon too big as well

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    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Nov 2, 11 at 5:03pm

    Was gonna comment but franklinp wins lol

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Nov 3, 11 at 12:57am

    Classic

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    Submitted by bigdickplaya on Nov 2, 11 at 8:47pm

    I bet she was an ape costume. Haha!

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 2, 11 at 10:17pm

    anal virginity?....oh yeah, i just brought up buttsex

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 2, 11 at 3:39pm

    Did you do it by the big yellow joint?

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    Submitted by kills on Nov 3, 11 at 10:44am

    How waz it?