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  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 25, 12 at 4:41pm

    Typical Jesus,

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      Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 26, 12 at 4:17pm

      This is why the wineos are the worst. So unpredictable.

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      Submitted by ahyeah on Jan 27, 12 at 12:23am

      Bravo.

  • Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 25, 12 at 3:30pm

    Never again do I want to visualize a platypus rubbing his/her nipples

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    Submitted by xkphx on Jan 25, 12 at 11:58pm

    It's platypi.

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    Submitted by Phys on Jan 25, 12 at 6:42pm

    How much water did Jesus turn into wine?

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 25, 12 at 3:16pm

    platypuses make hilarious noises id be too busy laughing to boner up

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      Submitted by Blainerrs on Feb 22, 12 at 1:24pm

      "to boner up" hahahahahaha

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    Submitted by gabraham on Jan 25, 12 at 3:53pm

    i love how shes asking Jesus if he's hammered

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    Submitted by nocaduceus on Jan 26, 12 at 10:46am

    xkphx, it's not platypi. That's a false romanization; the root for the word is Greek, so the plural is instead platypodes. Generally speaking, "platypuses" is also a valid pluralization.

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    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 25, 12 at 3:10pm

    Looks like someone is doing some felching.

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    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Jan 25, 12 at 5:46pm

    Platypuses don't have nipples... They secrete milk through their skin...

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    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 25, 12 at 3:11pm

    Hahahaha

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    Submitted by security24 on Jan 25, 12 at 8:55pm

    @NoDakSioux: Grand Forks or Fargo?

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      Submitted by ahyeah on Feb 16, 12 at 11:40pm

      Yay ND!

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    Submitted by anonumis on Jan 25, 12 at 6:44pm

    Jesus rub those nipples REAL good

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    Submitted by itsybitsyspider on Jan 25, 12 at 9:27pm

    Yes! Wildcat, you are awesome, and so are platypuses! They are also one of only two kinds of monotremes-- meaning "one hole," the other is called an echidna, it's looks like a hedgehog.

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    Submitted by pingpongballs69 on Jan 29, 12 at 8:39pm

    What twisted and delicious sex act involves straws

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    Submitted by Puckstopper40 on Jan 26, 12 at 2:10am

    sounds like something drunk me would say....so ya, typical

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    Submitted by eLx01 on Jan 25, 12 at 5:29pm

    Slurp.

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    Submitted by credawg86 on Jan 29, 12 at 2:19pm

    James? Is that you?

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    Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 26, 12 at 4:20pm

    i think the plural in this case would be platapussys.

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    Submitted by yelowburd on Jan 25, 12 at 3:54pm

    hahahaha oh I adore ND

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    Submitted by aronnin on Jan 28, 12 at 4:36am

    It's horrible I totally have that mental pic in my head lol

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    Submitted by NoDakSioux on Jan 25, 12 at 2:48pm

    Pretty sure I know who wrote this

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 25, 12 at 7:51pm

    he got drunk/fucked your butt for your sins