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(714): View more from California

I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.

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(512): View more from Texas

Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.

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(916): View more from California

My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.

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(772): View more from Florida

So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.

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(708): View more from Illinois

you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato

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(801): View more from Utah

I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...

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