My Australian fiance picked me up in a bar in Canada with a dirty line in a sexy Aussie accent too...he quoted Austin Powers "Do I make you horny baby?" like a minute after I met him and I went home with him 10 minutes later. Now we are engaged and living in Australia. Damn Australians are sexy.
I'm an Aussie and that has to be one of the easiest and most cliched lines we get to use when OS, it's awesome and works an amazingly high percentage of the time.
to 11.47 - you may "think" you can do a good aussie accent.... but i highly doubt it... there's nothing worse than people imitating accents, and they way americans do our aussie accent is especially awful.... but hey, if it worked, and you got great sex.... who am i to judge?
getting stuck out the front of Treasure island 7 years ago slurring "A dingo stole my baby" to all the American tourists who suddenly took more interest in me than the pirate show was an interesting experience.
Yes, I am Australian and no A DINGO DID NOT STEAL MY BLOODY BABY!
But Americans are cool in their natural habitat. So much so, I'm thinking of going back soon
American tourists though... ugh
Why the hell are Australians ALWAYS in Vegas?!?! I've been there 5 times and met australian people EVERY TIME! I gotta say, those aussies know how to partY!!
Do Aussies like Americans? We think they're okay, it's just that they're always the loudest and most obnoxious (yes, you make Aussies look normal) and stick out like a sore thumb. When Aussies travel (Asia, for example) we always make sure we distance ourselves from the yanks. That way we won't get ripped off by every vendor.
haha at 9:10!
and im sorry to 8:18, as an Australian, i can tell you that in general, we do not like Americans, most think that they are arrogant. however, with the exception of 1 American, i have liked all that i have meet. Though there is a theory that it is because they are out of their own country.
BEST pick up line. Even us girls use them! ;)
And p.s. I'm an aussie who's travelled to the States and met heaps of americans here and pretty sure I LOVE AMERICANS!
It's only you red neck sheep loving new zealander immigrants that give us a bad rep :P
pft, when in the states, everyone thought my aussie accent was british :-( no idea.
"oh you have an interesting accent, you're british riiiight?"
NO! GRRR! im Aussie! get it RIGHT - dont know how you can confuse me for a brit, but there you go... i even had my goddam flag on my pack.
Hahaha! I was born in Oz and raised in NZ. When I lived in PA (610), I told people I was a Kiwi when I was sober, polite and/or had morals, and an Aussie when I was drunk, obnoxious and/or slutty. Perfect. I hear Canadians do the same thing!
What a load of shit.
I'm an Aussie, was in Europe over Christmas, we met a lot of Americans (specifically, a lot of American College girls - god bless Florence), and the absolute vast majority was awesome.
We met a couple of redneck dickheads, but that's to be expected.
Most Aussies love Americans - you do have a higher proportion of dickheads than us, but most of you go alright.
First, I'd just like to say, that is one of the most corny lines I've ever heard of. That really works? I actually showed it to a couple girls that are here with me and they thought it was pathetic and cheesy.
That aside, you aussie fellas definitely got an accent that makes the ladies clothes peel right off. I hate to admit this but I can do a top notch aussie accent and have used it to get at least half a dozen one nighters. So thanks for that accent, I couldn't have done it without you.
@12:28: we'll stop calling it the US as soon as you stop calling us "Orsies"
*many hugs*
an Ozzie (like the Osbourne, only not as British and we don't shit bats heads)
i think I'm the only girl in the world who finds Australian accents annoying and hates Australia... Used to love them til I met one in Toronto.. I blame him for tainting the rest for me.
12:28 - You certainly are a massive douche. You don't even know the difference between the country and the continent you live on? To the rest of the people from the US, quick, hide this moron. HE'S the one that gives you guys a bad name overseas, though he probably doesn't even have a passport.
Not all Aussie chicks are sun tanned and blonde though, were mostly of an english background normally lol white and fair eyed with a sunburn and better dental care.
Ha! Was that on Saturday at Old Shillelagh bar? If that's the place then you must had have been extremely drunk not to see how ugly those 2 midgets were! lol
U.S.A: United States of America, right? Haven't done geography in a while but I reckon there's two continents: North America (containing the precious USA) and South America. Am I wrong???
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Trust me, it's a spot on aussie accent. I know what you mean though, a lot of americans sound rediculous when trying it. I've even had austrailians believe I was aussie and buy me a drink. It wasn't planned but I was overheard by them at the bar. It works for easy one nighters ALL the time.
I LOVE AUSTRALIAN MEN.
I met a bloke called Dan travelling through Venice. He swept me off my feet and had the sexiest accent (and biggest you know what).
Good times
Actually @12:28: a female who happened to be the designated driver that night; therefore capable of distinguishing between good looking and ugly. Greetings!
Im an Aussie girl who has had some pretty fucking awesome times with both kiwi's and fellow aussies, and its not the way our tongues curl our words that gets me..
haha dont pick on the kiwi's too much i've always found them excitable, also why you shouldnt give them rum!
lol@ 2.48
If the americans are stupid enough to think we're part of the same country it's them getting a bad rep.
i swear i must be the only kiwi in all of nz who actaully like ozzies. the little feud thing is all in good fun i know but still hah!
and the sheep shagging jokes are waaaaaaaay overdone, they stopped being funny about 4 years ago when we heard them all.
wow. wtf is a 12 year old girl doing trying to find somone to hook up with online. i fucking hate 12 year olds. go play with your barbies and get off this sight. half this shit is inappropriate for you anyway.
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