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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:11am

    It's not racist. It's true.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:03pm

    Yea I agree from this day all puerto rican's will be known as skittles!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:49am

    thank you for entering that. i love reading these when i'm high and when reading about the "skittles" part, i immediately realized i had a box of skittles in my desk. it was like the best gift a stoner could ever want. thank you :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:53am

    11:49 ftw. n this isn't necessarily fake. people callin it that probly live out either in the suburbs or in bumblefuck. 212 is NYC. perfectly believable

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:35am

    how is that racist? the op isn't saying all puerto ricans are like that kid.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:26am

    Thats racist??? No that dude just wants to taste da rainbow

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:42am

    That sounds like my dad. Or my mom maybe.

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:10am

    This pretty much describes my brother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:39pm

    The Nazi's had flair for the Jews..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:38pm

    OK. Can i just say this? No one gives a fuck if its fake or not. Almost all movies and tv shows are fake but that doesn't mean theyre not funny so stfu noone likes you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:53pm

    i believe by "skittles" he meant Coricidin D. kids these days are taking them as drugs. u buy a box of them and open all 30 in the box and you take about 20 at a time. where the name "skittles" came from i have no clue. but thats what it is.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:57am

    i love you 10:26 xD ♥

  • 85 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:22am

    9:44 how is that racist? hes just saying hes Puerto Rican. im Puerto Rican and dont find this offensive at all. go suck a cock and grow up.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:08pm

    how do you know he was a puerto rican?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:40pm

    That's amazing hahahahahaha

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:02pm

    ...sounds like a normal occurance in springield, Ma. Except in Springfield the kid would be packing and you'd have "looked at him wrong"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:36pm

    That's good shit. 432

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:41am

    You sure he wasn't just a short guy?

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:01pm

    Ok it doesn't really matter if it's fake as long as it's funny so why don't you retards get a life and send in a better text if these are all so bad

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:20pm

    PRETZELS aren't ever played the fuck out!!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:46am

    This dude basically copied @thefatjew on Twitter

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:20pm

    Kids in PR dont use bluetooth anymore, They have Blackberries and iPhones. Just ask me how much I pay on cel phones every month....

  • 72 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:17am

    super fake and im ok with that when they're fake and funny...this is just fake.

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:01pm

    FAKE TEXT. Goto Twitter, goto @TheFatJew & read this on his page from a few days ago. And OP of this post - get an original fucking idea rather than stealing from others. MORON.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:29am

    Wtf does this have to do with tfln? Dumb.

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:33am

    I wanna be on his level hahaha.

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    Submitted by harpomarx42 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:59am

    Welcome to New York.

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:11pm

    I agree who cares if it's fake or not!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:47pm

    Hahahaha it would happen