so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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