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  • 67 52
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 11, 11 at 3:47pm

    When a woman asks for the hose, you give her the hose.

  • 57 56
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Aug 11, 11 at 5:23pm

    It rubs the lotion on its skin...

  • 48 42
    Submitted by kikilolagirl on Aug 12, 11 at 4:26pm

    You should spray her anyway

  • 46 50
    Submitted by kikilolagirl on Aug 12, 11 at 4:25pm

    You should never be drunk so tell that person I said that also tell them that they are a jack ass

  • 45 57
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Aug 12, 11 at 8:20am

    And she would be hosing herself off with... Something other than a hose how?

  • 47 64
    Submitted by TyEbStylee on Aug 12, 11 at 2:03am

    Perhaps she heard of your past sexual prowess and is afraid that you're going to force yourself on her in the shower?

  • 43 57
    Submitted by dirtdiver on Aug 11, 11 at 7:21pm

    precious....

  • 43 65
    Submitted by yhbuddy on Aug 11, 11 at 3:10pm

    Yeah buddy