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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:36am

    I basically love everything about this.

  • 88 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:40pm

    Wingman FTW, then he should have gone to the original girl's house.

  • 88 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:48pm

    this is so hilarious

  • 86 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:56pm

    hahahah amazing we all need more friends like this.

  • 75 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:03pm

    haha so hilarious!!! this is the best.

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:23am

    I love everything about this haha

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:37am

    phenomenal. just fucking phenomenal

  • 77 71
    Submitted by sreader on May 30, 10 at 5:02pm

    I'm sick of the not whores in Utah I think it's time to move

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:39pm

    this is amazing. haha.

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:34pm

    the best part of this is the area codes. to think that shit like that happens salt lake...

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:16am

    hahahah omg this is pretty hilarrr. win.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 1:11am

    hahaha this is now my new out look on life.\n801 is the best by the way ;)

  • 77 79
    Submitted by 801SLUT on Jul 5, 10 at 2:36am

    12669 Thumbs up later, my friend can rest assured not only is he the best wing man ever, but SL,UT is the best city EVER! Everybody wins? lol...

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:42pm

    haha i really hope this turned out well... would make it the best thing ever

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:35pm

    WIN! omg amazing wingman skills

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:22pm

    to the first 11:16 you're my hero for the abrreviage

  • 82 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:34pm

    Haha "make it happen"... sounds military to me!

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:14am

    2:39, you seriously live in an area that's initials would be SLUT? props, I give you major props

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:39am

    SL, UT = best place to live for shit like this. Nobody expects it unless you live here like me! (: PS. As a girl, even I agree, EPIC wingman skills!

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:49pm

    We're not all innocent in SLC... ;) Haha. This sounds terrible but it's still funny.

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:24am

    agreed with first 11:20. i got the first post, bitcchh

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:07pm

    dude, wouldn't expect this out of a Utah area code.

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:20am

    second 11:16... FAIL and this text is so funny hhaha

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:48am

    This was like my carreer game as a wingman, who would call this a bad night?

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:29am

    3:04. Same here. I feel like this is the truly amazing side of SLC.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:32pm

    Epic Text. Loveeee itttt.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:26am

    @6:55 what's your number I'll make it happen

  • 65 69
    Submitted by bioandroid on Feb 22, 11 at 8:54am

    I just wish this was "Alright Mom, pick me up in the morning..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:55pm

    I'm loving this......could have been better though, wish the mistake had been at my house.... from 801 and haven't been laid FOREVER....we could have been sneaky, my husband was sound asleep last night:(

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:47pm

    Hahaha epic txt! Crack up!

  • 67 77
    Submitted by PHInest on Dec 4, 10 at 1:56pm

    Not everyone in slc is a damn mo mo....thank fucking god

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:19pm

    liking the postive attitudes boys

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:04pm

    haha I am from Utah and I have so many friends that would do something like this.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:37pm

    Rule #73 followed to perfection. You win, sirs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:59pm

    ahaaahahahahaha this is excellent.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:56am

    gotta love the positive attitude

  • 62 81
    Submitted by caitiee on Oct 20, 10 at 1:29am

    This is how we do it in the 801. (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:24pm

    I woke up in provo once.

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:26am

    it could still be Mormon, they could go forking.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:03pm

    haha Provo is getting pretty crazy too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:02pm

    oh hell ya dude, im 801 and we arent all little molly mormons over here, we like to get our dicks wet too!!! excellent wingman skills. 801 represent!!

  • 52 71
    Submitted by heyybabay on Nov 26, 10 at 12:03am

    used to live in sl,ut and this represents everyone that ARENT goody good mormons

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:27pm

    There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" lol XD MAKE IT HAPPEN :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:53am

    No excuses play like a champion!!! i love it!

  • 63 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:35pm

    Hahahaha this just made my day. Win any way you look at it.

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:31am

    Every wingman's default line- "Make it so, Number 1"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:19am

    bahahahah classic