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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:14pm

    Use any article of clothing you have... then seductively walk out in whatever clothing you didn't use to wipe your ass, or if you think she is into dirty sex, do the opposite and walk out in only the clothes you used to wipe your ass.

  • 77 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:51pm

    i laughed so hard i shit myself!

  • 84 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:34am

    Please tell me you are in Louisville. This would make it better

  • 70 47
    Submitted by geekygirlaj on Mar 8, 10 at 4:48pm

    time to hop in the shower!

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:36pm

    This is probably one of the funniest things I have read in a long time

  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:57pm

    Been there bro, shower that shit off

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:37pm

    obvz use the sink as a bidet

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:21pm

    Make her toss your salad

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:14pm

    I'm going with the sacrifice an article of clothing option. Preferably one sock for the initial attack, and use another with water just in case. You can buy socks, not a woman's respect.

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:03pm

    go for the rolling brown out option lol

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:09pm

    yeah, i saw along came polly as well...how bout u stop stealing shit

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:35pm

    1:43 -- yeah, "Cuh"... i'm surprised the retard can read. Next time Start that shower and invite her in!!! ....or go with 3:07 here said and take the 2girls1cup route... funny thing was he had to research the vid to get the play-by-play. only reason i know is because i did the same... and couldn't stop masturbating. furiously masturbating...

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:43am

    AY BOI WASH YO ASS CUH

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:12am

    ya but I was wearing nothing but my gym shorts and this was like a 1 night stand. Anyways. I used old tissue paper that was all nasty and stuck together that was already in the trash can. Haha. I still got laid!! So it turned out not to be an FML moment

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:07am

    that happened to me once. she licked my muddy ass, puked my butt mudd into my mouth, then i puked onto her tits, then she squeezed butt mudd breast milk through a straw into my butt, then i shat that into a big slurpee cup that we shared.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:30pm

    I just want to know how he got out of it or what happened after.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:15am

    holy shit. no really. haha thats awesome

  • 53 52
    Submitted by dangelcj on Mar 27, 10 at 8:07am

    I want to know what happened after this!!

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:05pm

    Lol my area code, yay louisville!

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:58pm

    835..i really didnt need to know that...

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:11pm

    omg laughing so hard, i got tears down my face

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:32am

    OMG i laughed so hard

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:36pm

    I agree w/ the above all options.

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:39pm

    doing the exact same thing as above!!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:14am

    dude. use your shirt. prioritize.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:05pm

    Shower or use any piece of clothing you can spare.. then RAT TA TAT TAT that ass.. .

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:50am

    Goooood damn! Take a shower and knock the back outta that shit.

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:13pm

    nahh just use a magazine page and spend the time you are mud buttin to wrinkle it up and make it soft. it works

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:45pm

    I think you should be with a girl you're more comfortable with. People poop. It happens.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:24pm

    lol awesome.. that'll show you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:58pm

    Yea totally take a half shower and say you wanted to wash your feet. Soap and water and hand wash your hole.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:01pm

    wash that nasty butt!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by menda on Apr 4, 10 at 9:43pm

    Ask her to get you some....say you drank a bit too much water...

  • 50 62
    Submitted by ansulman on Mar 25, 10 at 10:13pm

    Hit the shower quick!

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:06pm

    Thank God that girl was probably just your mom cleaning your shart stains ground on to your bed sheets

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:53pm

    Hahahahaha....Oh my gosh, that's the funniest text ever!!! And the replies....LoL!!

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:16pm

    YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LMAO oo man yes i agree go wash that

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:46am

    2 words: Cleveland Steamer

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:21am

    hahaha, mudd butt!! classic

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:15am

    this is some funny shit...LITERALLY!!!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by projectcurtis on Mar 30, 11 at 9:58pm

    MAKE HER LIKE YO ASS CLEAN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:09pm

    Well, this is when you can find just how kinky this girl actually is....