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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:14pm

    Magnums and $100 bills work better!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:13pm

    Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.

  • 89 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:20pm

    The D.E.N.N.I.S. System: D - Demonstrate your value E - Engage physically N - Nurturing dependence N - Neglect emotionally I - Inspire hope S - Separate entirely love Always Sunny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:44pm

    I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.

    • 42 67
      Submitted by AlexC on Jan 29, 10 at 11:58am

      You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!

  • 87 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:13am

    MAC Move in After Completion

  • 77 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:11pm

    It's always sunny in Philadelphia...

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:52pm

    haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:04pm

    Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:32pm

    Hell yes. I love you.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:11pm

    I wonder if Charlies system works......

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:45am

    Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:14pm

    I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:44pm

    That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:48pm

    It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:14pm

    Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:38pm

    no, you didn't, virgin

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:18am

    TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:45pm

    lmaooo besttt showww everrrr

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:13pm

    HAHAHAHA get raped bitch

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:36am

    12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:38pm

    love it! asip reference...right on.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:19am

    My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:58pm

    No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:02pm

    god this show is fucking gold

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Lazer on May 27, 10 at 6:59pm

    This made me so happy. I love Sunny!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 8:29pm

    Best. Text. Ever.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:58pm

    I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:22am

    Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:56pm

    Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:50pm

    hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:11pm

    YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:25pm

    Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:23pm

    Hahahahaa. Great episode

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:41am

    You're my favorite person ever!!!

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:16am

    yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:25pm

    What is the Dennis system

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:53pm

    Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:52am

    " I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:14pm

    I go after the M A C system scraps

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:28pm

    Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:12pm

    Did one of your friends M.A.C.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:14pm

    What's the Dennis system?

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:17pm

    Did your friend mac her after.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:01am

    I thought u were my wingman. Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:10am

    If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:10pm

    ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:55pm

    nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:43pm

    i could watch it's always sunny all day long

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:23pm

    I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:03am

    My grandmother was a lesbian.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:13am

    I love It's Always Sunny!!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:22am

    Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:51am

    "pizzas good" "you're the one that's good"

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:59pm

    Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong Hahahahahahah props to 706

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:38am

    I feel like a cobb salad

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:50pm

    Yes, its always sunny. This is amazing thank you for posting this.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:57am

    This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:04pm

    That is fucking amazing : ]

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:41pm

    I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:39pm

    kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:07am

    Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:21pm

    A true man ladies and gentlemen.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:27pm

    I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:00am

    Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:46pm

    What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:58pm

    Kitten mittens are the best.

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:18am

    Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong

  • 41 66
    Submitted by sirbee42 on May 2, 10 at 11:44pm

    What did charliebdo in that episode??

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:15pm

    Classic!!!! Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:51pm

    very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:48pm

    It's always sunny in philidelphia!

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:17am

    ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:19pm

    And then naturaly.. We bang

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:20pm

    If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:45pm

    awwww shit youguysgotapool?

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:53am

    It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:00am

    in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:00am

    I think I'll just stick to stalking

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:35am

    I wish i could remember mac's system

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:36pm

    Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:51am

    Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:34pm

    What's the Dennis system?

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:39am

    I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:20am

    The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:47pm

    I prefer the MAC system

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:10pm

    I lovvvvve this show

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:38pm

    HAHAH i love it! best show ever.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:42pm

    NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:20am

    Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:46pm

    Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:14pm

    Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:05pm

    i want know who said this because thats my area code

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:02pm

    you got the HIV. aids...big time!

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:21am

    Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:11am

    That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:39pm

    This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:12pm

    706 thats what im talking about

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:17am

    Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:27pm

    I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:21pm

    Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:33am

    Best show ever! Viva la sunny!

  • 44 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:06pm

    LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:16pm

    No more thirds for frank.

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:09pm

    BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:21pm

    hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:06pm

    what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:17am

    NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!

  • 34 73
    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 12, 10 at 1:59am

    Hel yeah!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:10pm

    What's the Dennis system?

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:59pm

    THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD. ...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo! No, I made that up.

  • 42 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:44pm

    LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol

  • 43 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:27pm

    BEST SHOW EVER! Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:44pm

    Awful...worse system ever!

  • 37 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:08pm

    I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.

  • 35 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:03pm

    im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3

  • 31 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:52pm

    gotta love sunny in philly(:

  • 36 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:51pm

    this is the best tfln ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:12pm

    Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha