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  • 121 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:57pm
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    I knew Walt Disney would get me laid someday. Best wingman ever.

  • 92 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:20pm
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    I can sing with all the voices of the mountain. Does that count?

  • 79 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:56pm
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    she was making a pocahontas ref. geeze..watch your disney every now and then..

  • 55 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:36pm
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    "The only way you can poke my hontas is if you can paint with all the colors of the winnnnd!"

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:10am
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    12:16 You don't get laid much do you?

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:34pm
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    I know a girl like that. Fuckin Disney.

  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:09pm
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    I can only paint with all the colors of the rainbow. Does that count?

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:46pm
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    Nice. You could have just told him to fuck off though.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:02pm
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    hahaha you're a winner 4:57

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:43pm
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    Cmon baby everybody should know it's blew. Too bad I'm a chick and u won't be getting any dick.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:56pm
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    lol love the Pocahontas ref. love that movie

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:23pm
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    this is a cat lady in training

  • 34 29
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 17, 10 at 3:40pm
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    Red blue green !!!!!

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:58pm
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    what if somehow he did it?! you'd be like "shitfuck!"

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:01pm
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    5:23 and 5:24 Aw, did a girl use that line to turn you down too?

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:49am
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    9:10 youre totally right. theres no way anyone would sleep with 12:16

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:03pm
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    5:23 Or maybe someone who isn't a slut. Mind you, if thats the case, she shouldn't be on TFLN. Only sluts and assholes allowed. Including me :)

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 1:49pm
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    Pocahontas or some shit right? Wtf

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:11am
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    i really want to know the guys answer

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:34pm
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    --------- shot santa

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:36pm
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    is it bad if brett favre rapes you?

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:18am
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    Did you ask him if he'd ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:54pm
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    Miami...enough said lol

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:24am
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    haha I love how all the guys who don't get laid call her a slut with a test

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:47am
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    Lol @ 1158. Perfect dad joke!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:57pm
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    I wonder why Pocahontas didn't think of this...oh yeah, because Pocahontas was a whore.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:44pm
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    It's PAINT with all the colors of the wind. Duhhh.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:19pm
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    4:41 what in the fuck are you talking about?

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:13pm
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    Would that be considered low standards or high?

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:33am
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    Why is this song always on tfln?

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:03pm
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    i got the pocahontas reference allright, it's still a fucking lame text.

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:33pm
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    I don't know y everyone is dissing this text. I think It's an epic win!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:54pm
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    What's sad is there are 1688 morons till that rate this with thumbs up!

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:46pm
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    Tee totally not fair. Haha

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:08pm
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    ROYGBIV. Give it up slut.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:36am
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    You don't need to sleep with me. Just fuck me and leave.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:41pm
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    Maybe after she said that he farted to count the colors. How is this a good night?

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:57pm
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    omg roflroflroflroflrofl

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:08am
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    Can anyone name them lol

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:57am
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    Pocahontas- damn is it sad I know that

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:58pm
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    What's with slutty girls and their stupid tests?

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:16am
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    these stupid cunts play games like this all the time. They are willing to give it up, but just want to tease the guy to make him think that their pussy must be something special. A real man would ump that bitch and move on

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:18pm
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    Nicee I'm gonna use that one

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:25pm
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    Haha I woul totally do tht

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:36pm
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    was he native american?

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:09pm
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    Well 10:09 i can read with all the colors of the rainbow thanks to LeVar Burton

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:25pm
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    I'll just say ... Wow

  • 20 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:17pm
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    What does that prove (@5:15)

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:58pm
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    What color is the wind? That's easy... Blew

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:17pm
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    Nevermind, 5:15 got deleted

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:51pm
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    That's easy since there's no colors in the wind!!

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:54pm
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    texts are so fucking dumb these days

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:38pm
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    did u know that vaginas are shaped like a slot and not like a circle?

  • 24 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:19pm
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    ohhhhh... get it? there are no colors of the wind. fuckin stupid shit

  • 37 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:53pm
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    another fucking stupid as shit text! Next one please

  • 25 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:32pm
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    Stupidest post ever. Kill yourself.