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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:43am

    yes!!!! how'd ya know??

  • 93 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:21pm

    that is such a cop-out!

  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:09am

    What, no cunnilingus?

  • 91 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:46pm

    why would somebody from utah be texting somebody in texas about spoym?

  • 97 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:17pm

    its the thought that counts!

  • 92 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:35pm

    Would rather have had him buy you someone else's jizz?

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:44am

    it's the thought that counts.

  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:08pm

    ...in the form of progeny

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:42pm

    Hopefully it wasn't delivered via snowball...

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:29pm

    ahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahah

  • 87 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:16pm

    Was it nicely wrapped, or just glopped into a Ziploc baggie?

  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:42pm

    its the gift that keeps on giving.

  • 73 60
    Submitted by wiener101 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:30pm

    Haha!

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:56am

    the people who bitch about the area codes thing, like 9:46. There's this thing, called college. and usually @ colleges, there are people from different states. and you don't just get your cell changed if you're just going to school. I live in md and my dad lives in texas and i have a texas # because it's on his plan yeeaaaa

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:37pm

    i second 6:21, i'd personally rather have him be smart enough to get me something other than jizz.

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:19pm

    to 9:46 its waco tx baylor ppl haha