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  • 72 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:05pm

    Dollar beer night is good. However, homemade Peppar Vodka wins friends and influences people. It is strong, tasty, and in the right bottle Impressive.

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:15pm

    I'm pretty sure 4:04/4:20 "went to Yale" in the sense that he visited the campus once. Otherwise, there is no explanation for his inability to recognize the humor of a redundant statement made by a drunk person (except, possibly being a sociopath which maybe indicated by his invalid hierarchical views on education). Also, the text in no way constituted a math problem, simplistic or otherwise. If you were looking to stimulate your intellect, why did you choose to read TFLN? Don't knock public schools.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:25pm

    people die if they are killed

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:31pm

    haha I sent that text.. weird..

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:29pm

    ritz bitch. newcastle yummy

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:51am

    god i miss the ritz on monday nights. :( why the fuck cant the 954 have a bar with dollar newcastles on monday night.

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:09pm

    4:04 chilllll out maynn

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:04pm

    good one, steinburg.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:14am

    jacksonvilles never been hotter with the jacksonville suns!

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:14pm

    have i been so high as to never notice the ritz had dollar newcastles?

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:12pm

    4:06 is right, tipping is especially important on dollar beer nights. I went to public school and now I'm at harvard... so basically 4:04 is a douche.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:21pm

    probably a thirsty thursday @ the suns game.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:30pm

    so much needless hate get lives guys

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:54pm

    word to dollar beer nights! represent for the 904! was it dollar newcastles at the ritz? ha.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:18pm

    i bet 404 is 12. who else would be that much of a shitass?

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:01pm

    And then you wake up next to two hot chicks in the morning.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:13pm

    i know the guy who this text is based on, and he's smarter than the text implies. though only a little.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:40pm

    Thanks, John Madden!

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:52am

    only in jacksonville.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jul 10, 11 at 3:20am

    Yeah dollar beer night would suck if beer was $2 on 1$ beer night!

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:28pm

    nope it was the ritz and i was blitzed!

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:26pm

    Hey, both 4:12s - didn't we set you straight on this issue? If you tend bar in a place that's shitty enough to have dollar beer night, you're not getting a tip unless you shine my shoes. Or my cock.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:59pm

    The obvious is obvious.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:20pm

    I am 4:04 and both 4:12's are right, sorry simple math like this rubs me the wrong way, oh and 4:12, good for you, I went to Andover and Yale though.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:19pm

    404 if you're going to insult someone based on their education you might want to use correct grammar. just saying..

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:25pm

    I'm happy you agree that both 4:12s are right. It takes a big man to admit they are a douche.

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:36pm

    Not many 12 year olds are as retardedly annoying as 4:04

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:50pm

    ahhh jacksonville's finest...

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:24pm

    If they were speaking of a Tuesday night, sounds like they were headed to Tom and Betty's on Roosevelt... Dollar beers and ladies drink free?

  • 36 50
    Submitted by suntych on Jul 18, 11 at 3:18am

    4:04 Tax or no tax? The obvious answer with no tax is 8. Yale my ass.

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:33am

    i laughed out loud at this text.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:05am

    Genius in its brevity. I also went to public school, graduated number one in both written and oral speech aspects at Cornell, and am an attorney in two states. 4:04 can lick the left side of my right nut.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:32pm

    The possibilities are endless :)

  • 38 59
    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Apr 3, 11 at 10:33pm

    No shitz

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:32pm

    yea i was just about to say it was most likely thirsty thursday at the suns game. in which case you dont have to tip and can get 8 beers with 8 dollars

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:01pm

    4:04 run on sentence

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:40pm

    stupidest text ever why would they even put this on............... stupid

  • 55 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:04pm

    Jesus Christ genius, take you a while to figure that one out, I'll bet you went to Public school, hell did you even go to college? If I have $8 and its $1 for a beer how many can I have?

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:04pm

    cain and ables! yay dollar beer night in austin, tx!

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:12pm

    The answer to 4:04's question is 6 beer's, you still need to tip!

  • 41 74
    Submitted by rubberchicken on Mar 22, 10 at 8:08pm

    Is 10:05 Andy Bernard?

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:46pm

    I'll go to dollar beer night just to spill cheap beer all over the bar and watch you servants mop it up. With a smile.