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  • Submitted by ifzombiesattack on Feb 17, 10 at 6:02pm

    if she's rich she'll be able to pay for an abortion, you know.

  • 86 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:49pm

    Rightttttt because that's gonna happen. Some rich girl is going to let you bust in her, have your child AND take care of you're fat ass. Um, yea. That sounds totally logical. Get a fucking job asshole.

  • 85 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:33pm

    Shut the fuck u

  • 76 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:41pm

    Congrats 1118 you have herpes

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:50pm

    Me too, me too

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:22am

    Yes! My idol! Wine'em dine'em 69'em!!!

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:27pm

    Wow people relax. It's a joke hahaha. Laugh a little

  • 86 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:21pm

    Hahaha. Way to have plans in life. Goals. A career. You only live once, why not get rich on your own. Why gold dig your way thru life. Loser.

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:15pm

    How would getting a rich girl pregnant benefit u? U would still have to pay child support.

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:24pm

    this guys obvs not a bro king because babies are the biggest bro haters of all. a real bro would chill at his bro pad all day pounding #55jager-bombs and pounding rich slampieces. bros are the shit

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:46pm

    I have two balls

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:32pm

    Some people out their take shit way too seriously

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:30pm

    Don't take this so seriously people haha

    • 58 96
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 3:11am

      Who's taking it seriously? I'm fucking around, I just happen to have a solid enough understanding of the law to fuck around while sounding like a lawyer. "Marry her without a prenup" is not exactly serious advice.

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:32pm

    What would frodo do

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:50pm

    Thank you for finally helping me decide what to do with my life

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:19pm

    Way to represent south Georgia

  • 79 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:14pm

    In Soviet Russia we men get each other pregnant

    • 74 84
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 6:26pm

      No, not even communism manages to go quite that thoroughly against the laws of nature, no matter how hard it tries.

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:22pm

    Me too

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 5:17pm

    You know that doesn't actually work, right? Guys can't sue the mothers of their children for child support, because they don't have a child to support. You need to marry her without a prenup.

    • 60 81
      Submitted by Anonynous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:20pm

      Any parent that has primary custody of their child can press for child support. Cunt.

      • 61 89
        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 6:21pm

        Well sure, but good luck getting primary custody of a one-night-stand baby being raised by their rich mother.

    • 59 78
      Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 17, 10 at 9:15pm

      Um. \nDammit, they keep insisting I have "too many numbers" in a post with NO numerals whatsoever, so let me try this: \n\nI think the idea is, he gets her pregnant, marries her so daddy doesn't cut her out of the will, lives on her family's money until they divorce, at which time, if they live in a community property state, he "gets half." At that point, she maintains custody of the kid and, depending on the state they live in and their relative incomes, he may only have to pa

      • 69 87
        Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 17, 10 at 9:17pm

        grr. AS I WAS SAYING, \n\nhe may only have to pay a token amount of child support, AND he doesn't have to be "burdened" with a child.

        • 69 82
          Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 10:57pm

          I think "too many numbers" is the error for too long a post. As for your plan, yeah, I suppose it'd work, but it'd likely work almost as well without the knocking up. And even in a community-property state a prenup is valid. So ultimately, I stand by my "marry her without a prenup" advice.

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:44pm

    First !!!!

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:03am

    Not sure why that asswipe is so hung up on remembering his 1st beer. I don't even remember my last beer.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:19pm

    I know a guy who got two girls pregnant and he doesn't pay child support to either of his two baby mommas.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:49pm

    Your*

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:18pm

    You need to make better goals for yourself.

  • 69 86
    Submitted by ihumpedurmom on Feb 17, 10 at 7:37pm

    People need to loosen the fuck up and realize that this a joke. God laugh a little bit every once in a while

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:47pm

    Will you stop saying bro king you dumb$hit

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:20pm

    Yea and if it'd a jungle ape you'll be on welfare forever

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:24pm

    My idol

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:17pm

    I remember my first beer.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:52pm

    Would you settle for middle class? I could fill that order

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:57pm

    Don't fuck an ape. You'll be on welfare forever

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:20pm

    Only if he had custody, which I highly doubt a douche like that would ever be allowed to care fir a child.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:56pm

    Wow your fucking cool. Way to be a complete douche bag. You'll be the one on welfare haha jackass sucks

  • 65 85
    Submitted by ihumpedurmom on Feb 17, 10 at 7:41pm

    people need to loosen up and realize this is a joke

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:09pm

    She only rich as long as mom and dad keep the funds rolling

  • 71 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:33pm

    Okay but the courts will look at who can provide financially for the child, that determines primary custody, the other parent will have to pay support!

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Jdog on Feb 20, 10 at 5:18am

    aint it the truth

  • 63 83
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 12:06pm

    assshole

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:20pm

    Very nice :) (

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:22am

    Keep dreaming...

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:05pm

    In soviet Russia rich girls get their gaps filled

  • 59 79
    Submitted by garg411 on Nov 21, 10 at 12:40am

    I did

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:47am

    I'm a rich college girl and RAUX is my fav band EVA!

  • 59 79
    Submitted by natureswhisper on Feb 17, 10 at 5:13pm

    ONE TREE HILL

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:55pm

    I'm that rich girl..

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:48pm

    1:23 did not read the PSA posted earlier

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:06pm

    Sick man so sick

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:27pm

    Hey 11:10 just cause you didn't know the difference and you have a lil penis doesn't mean you have to be a douche.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:50pm

    10:24 don't listen this site is full of bro haters.. Im a fellow broking and while brokings are avid supporters of abortions, babies are the ultimate bros. Seriously they get to suck on tits all day, shit wherever they want and not get in trouble, and they attract every woman in the vicinity

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:18pm

    I busted my nut in Nicole richie's pussy. She should have a kid soon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:11am

    Very true

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:41am

    Niooce

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:33pm

    Wut??

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:02pm

    656 likes little boys

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:17pm

    Lmfaoooooi

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:10am

    Anyone who corrects grammer on tfln is a complete waste of oxygen and needs to die.

  • 58 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:57pm

    Assuming that she would keep the baby AND was in love with u. ( I know I spelled you wrong, I did it on purpose)

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:04am

    PSA for the day. Your-possesive form of you Example: your comments are stupid. You're- you are Example: You're a douche bag. I know it's a stupid text web page but seriously people!!!!

  • 46 78
    Submitted by caver95 on Mar 15, 11 at 10:36pm

    Those southern baptist girls would never get an abortion but they might convince their father you raped her.

  • 47 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:23pm

    I'm definitely what your looking for, no joke!