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  • 81 38
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 23, 11 at 1:24pm

    Or maybe you should just call her up and have her over again.

  • 39 23
    Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 26, 11 at 4:53am

    This is very happy

  • 46 43
    Submitted by genome254 on Oct 23, 11 at 3:06pm

    Name: Awesome Penis Guy\nTitle: Biggest Asset\nMission Statement: Keep you coming back for more.\nSuccess Rate: 80% (mainly b/c of this card)

  • 49 63
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 23, 11 at 11:07am

    You want to tell other guys that they have awesome penises and that you hope to use them again soon? F.A.G!

    • 40 42
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 24, 11 at 4:20pm

      exactly what I was wondering.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on Oct 28, 11 at 10:18pm

    @wtf you know that most homophobes are just closeted gays, right?

  • 32 34
    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Oct 24, 11 at 10:09pm

    It's the penis she wants, not you.

    • 32 40
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 25, 11 at 4:15am

      I get the impression that the OP is ok with that.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 23, 11 at 9:06pm

    @W_T_F..... huh? I didn't read anything about him handing the cards out to guys, I assumed he meant he would hand them out to girls.... but then again, you know what happens when you assume, lol! :-)

    • 33 40
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 24, 11 at 4:21pm

      If he puts "-You- have an awesome penis ..." it would stand to reason he's giving it to people with penis' ... that he assumes are awesome.