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  • 265 89
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 19, 11 at 3:11pm
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    As long as 30 seconds later you didn't say "Mischief Managed".

  • 142 47
    Submitted by mmmboy_80085 on Oct 19, 11 at 7:02pm
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    I hope she doesn't have hogwarts

    • 48 45
      Submitted by thra6646 on Oct 20, 11 at 1:46am
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      because they never quidditching

  • 146 61
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:35am
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    Mind if I slytherin?

    • 49 53
      Submitted by shitsgreat on Oct 20, 11 at 1:22am
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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. best thing i've ever heard. if some guy said tht to me I would HAVE to fuck him.

  • 74 55
    Submitted by preppygirl on Oct 20, 11 at 12:36am
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    i would blow any guy that said this! i <3 harry potter.

  • 73 59
    Submitted by BrendanA on Oct 19, 11 at 5:41pm
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    Well, you can't cast spells without a nine-inch oaken magic wang.

    • 37 50
      Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:51pm
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      Ain't that the truth?!

  • 74 64
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 19, 11 at 3:21pm
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    Mmmbop- Hopefully you will learn what a marauder is, and that marauder is not a verb.

    • 41 51
      Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 19, 11 at 3:43pm
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      oh let's get sooo technical on a web page. as if one never talks about other professions as a verb. lighten up

    • 72 48
      Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 19, 11 at 3:44pm
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      and a marauder is one looking for plunder. I think its pretty appropriate. tech douche

    • 52 51
      Submitted by Rumad on Oct 20, 11 at 12:39am
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      R u mad?

  • 66 49
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 20, 11 at 12:42am
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    Padfoot and prongs would be proud

  • 61 62
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 19, 11 at 3:59pm
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    I have to agree... mmmmbop fails in this case. Murder, yes; marauder, no.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by hiddenmasochism1 on Oct 20, 11 at 8:12am
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    You should have grabbed a sheet and wrapped it around you and pretended it was your invisibility cloak. Hey, just go with it.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by FruitSalad4225 on Oct 19, 11 at 7:01pm
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    Your joke didn't make any sense, mmmbop. That's the point we're all trying to make.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by kiwi817 on Oct 19, 11 at 11:43pm
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    Harry Potter reference for the win!!!!\n\n\nPs. MmmBop, u a Hanson fan, by any chance?

  • 52 53
    Submitted by MRT318MBB on Oct 19, 11 at 7:23pm
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    Hahahahaha!! Classic!

  • 49 53
    Submitted by frunkasduck on Oct 19, 11 at 7:06pm
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    Atta way south Mississippi

  • 46 51
    Submitted by dlnorth on Oct 19, 11 at 8:12pm
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    Classic.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by madashale on Oct 19, 11 at 5:06pm
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    hahaha FTW @getoffmylawn

  • 46 54
    Submitted by DOGFARTS on Oct 19, 11 at 11:25pm
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    I want to bone ga peach

  • 42 47
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:48pm
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    That's funny!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by hellothere0510 on Oct 20, 11 at 3:23am
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    This guy is my hero...so awesome hahhaa

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Quake6 on Oct 20, 11 at 2:30am
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    @mmmbop - i understand it and go you for makin an awesome reference! lol

  • 65 106
    Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 19, 11 at 3:11pm
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    hopefully you marauder his penis

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Mercen on Oct 21, 11 at 12:20pm
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    Question, does this Marauder's Map show where the secret entrance is?

  • 2 1
    Submitted by bellanotte55 on Mar 17, 13 at 11:07pm
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    Marry him!

  • 25 49
    Submitted by haruuuu on Oct 28, 11 at 11:25pm
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    When he came, you should have said "Accio!"

  • 45 90
    Submitted by R3X on Oct 19, 11 at 6:47pm
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    Afterwords Did he say no faking of orgasms.I want the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. If you imply that the "truth" is here vagina I like you.