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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:25am

    that's quick thinking, my friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:49am

    That was deff from a tv show. It's called 'Yes, Dear', it's on TBS, and Mike O'Malley's character is the one that does it. That episode was on last week. You FAIL miserably.

  • 98 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:21am

    Such bull shit. I work delivery 6 days a week and Myself, as well as all the other kids blaze in their cars. No one would ever eat the food especially when you get free pizza whenver you want it

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:17pm

    i used to blaze with my boss before going on pizza runs, even tripped acid one day, but i never ate someone's pizza, no one does that. we just accidentally make a large pizza with everything on it and eat the hell out of it. getting high with your boss is the best.

  • 90 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:28am

    HAHAHAHAHHA, like that episode of Yes, Dear?

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:36pm

    i dont give a shit if this is true or not, it still made me lmao

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:08pm

    Once I ordered a pizza & after the pizza guy left, I opened & saw 2 slices gone. So YES it can happen.

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:09pm

    hahahahahaha Hillarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:27am

    Lies, have you seen that episode of Friends?

  • 85 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:22pm

    10:27 ... this was never on Friends

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:37am

    I saw this on yes, dear.

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:32am

    wait they did the same joke on two different shows?

  • 71 75
    Submitted by hookemhorns0389 on Mar 3, 10 at 10:54am

    Your a dumbshit...

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:39pm

    11:04 yes! Exactly what they meant

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:29am

    You think of some pretty good bs when you are high, good work.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:13am

    hahahahah this is hilarious. nice work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:44am

    I really dont understand some of the stuff that gets put on here. A couple of texts I know people have submitted have been hilarious and ridiculous and not gotten posted, but this lame crap gets posted?

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:50pm

    i just cringed at the thought of what would happen to one of the drivers at the pizza place i work at if this ever happened...

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:09pm

    stoners aren't retarded...that gives a bad name to retards!!!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:05pm

    Yea really. Right from yes dear, classic episode tho lol

  • 62 85
    Submitted by mitchell on Apr 28, 10 at 2:03am

    who the fuck has ever heard of yes dear... like 8 people who are all on this site so stfu

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:32pm

    Horrible lie. But good job!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:11pm

    Blazing while working at a pizza joint is a BAAAAAD idea! I went into the walk-in freezer and ate a half a bag of pepperoni, a bunch of mushrooms, and a shit load of cheese.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by discopants646 on Feb 2, 10 at 7:20pm

    why CANT I MAKE THIS INTO A T

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:56pm

    I feel like I know who this is. Hahahhha. Because that sounds like something one of my drivers would do. And then tell some one that. And holla 954!

  • 53 76
    Submitted by pot3r on Sep 12, 10 at 9:32am

    That's fucking awesome!

  • 45 65
    Submitted by denimhero on Feb 13, 11 at 11:00pm

    I wanted the ghost pizza :(

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:32am

    Hope u got fired

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:21pm

    That's from yes dear I bet you've never even Smoke weed cuz if this is true u would have ate the whole pizza

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:50pm

    this was on family guy.....

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:15pm

    @11:26 - it may be illegal where you work, but I deliver pizza as well and I get free pizza whenever I want

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:40pm

    independent invention. look it up. ive never heard of "yes, dear" or whatever that other show was, so chances are that other people havent as well.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:50pm

    i think weve all establish that this was on yes, dear. get overrr ittttt/

  • 44 70
    Submitted by groundzeromma on Jul 27, 10 at 12:15pm

    EPIC WIN!!!

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:43pm

    lmfao that's crazy. i wouldn't have said anything and if they noticed i just would've said i don't make the damn pizza. even if i did make the damn pizza.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:22pm

    Just so you know I work at a pizza place and I het free food as often as I want. It's not illegal. You're just an idiot.

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:48pm

    For what its worth, 10:44 didnt even write that s/he's submissions were the ones that didnt make it, just that they knew of ones that were better than this bad one. So I dont see how they could be "butt hurt".

  • 55 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:43pm

    I saw this on Yes, Dear. I call BS.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:30pm

    I would of spit in your face and told you to suck it. Then order a no special pacman pizza from somewhere else. no offense dude but atleast pitch in CHEAPO.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:48pm

    You stole that from yes dear

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:52am

    Best high idea Ever!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:37am

    THIS IS FROM AND OLD EPISODE OF A SHOW CALLE "YES, DEAR"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:56pm

    It's not fake cause it's on two sites, the person obviously submitted to both sites...

  • 49 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:16am

    This is absolutely true. I know. But it was too funny to get him fired over. Only in SFL

  • 50 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:58pm

    This is WHY people think stoners are retarded. Thanks jackass.

    • 52 72
      Submitted by AMW40690 on Oct 11, 10 at 8:45pm

      Because you are?

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:23pm

    This is how it's done in SoFla!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:26am

    11:21, you never get free pizza. you're not allowed. it's the law. stop lying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:32pm

    This is fake! I read this on fml

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:44pm

    lmao stolen straight from "Yes Dear'

  • 43 93
    Submitted by shortney on Feb 17, 10 at 11:06pm

    I just literally lol'd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:14am

    Is that why I only got 11 slices yesterday?

  • 38 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:09pm

    2:48: "s/he's submission" = no sense at all. his/her? Maybe. And if they "knew of" better ones, that has to be because they or someone they know has submitted them (how else would they know, since they don't get posted?). Obvious bias there. So yeah, butt hurt. Massive butt hurt.