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• I got sexted by a guy once...sent me his dick by mistake...thought I was a chick named Samantha..I sent him a pic of mine said Sam's busy

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 1:04pm

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• Ha ha! I love wrong # texts

  Submitted by pittgal228 on Dec 31, 11 at 10:25am

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• Oh, sorry Grandma. And I'm STILL not doin body shots off ya.

  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 31, 11 at 12:21pm

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• Why do I never get random texts like this?

  Submitted by EatmeTwice on Dec 31, 11 at 10:58am

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• This is the ghost of Christmas blast. Expect a text from Christmas foreskin, a swell as ebennezer poon

  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:11pm

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• Oops... Sorry son.

  Submitted by Duicew1 on Dec 31, 11 at 11:59am

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• Father Murphy. My apologies my son. Go in faith.

  Submitted by squibkick on Dec 31, 11 at 8:03pm

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• Dad, is that you?

  Submitted by hogfish on Dec 31, 11 at 3:25pm

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• That's awesome Nunu

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 31, 11 at 2:42pm

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• Yup...been there

  Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 31, 11 at 11:30am

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• Im oddly inspired by this

  Submitted by afrojew on Jan 2, 12 at 9:01pm

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• Awesome.

  Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 31, 11 at 2:07pm

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• Dennis , that you?

  Submitted by hogfish on Oct 1, 12 at 3:34pm

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