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  • 189 34
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 1:04pm
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    I got sexted by a guy once...sent me his dick by mistake...thought I was a chick named Samantha..I sent him a pic of mine said Sam's busy

  • 71 23
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Dec 31, 11 at 10:58am
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    Why do I never get random texts like this?

  • 62 29
    Submitted by pittgal228 on Dec 31, 11 at 10:25am
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    Ha ha! I love wrong # texts

  • 57 35
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 31, 11 at 12:21pm
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    Oh, sorry Grandma. And I'm STILL not doin body shots off ya.

  • 43 27
    Submitted by squibkick on Dec 31, 11 at 8:03pm
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    Father Murphy. My apologies my son. Go in faith.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 31, 11 at 11:30am
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    Yup...been there

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Duicew1 on Dec 31, 11 at 11:59am
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    Oops... Sorry son.

  • 40 41
    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:11pm
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    This is the ghost of Christmas blast. Expect a text from Christmas foreskin, a swell as ebennezer poon

  • 39 41
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 31, 11 at 2:42pm
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    That's awesome Nunu

  • 34 39
    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 31, 11 at 2:07pm
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    Awesome.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 31, 11 at 3:25pm
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    Dad, is that you?

  • 34 44
    Submitted by afrojew on Jan 2, 12 at 9:01pm
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    Im oddly inspired by this

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 1, 12 at 3:34pm
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    Dennis , that you?