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  • 252 46
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 21, 10 at 11:24am
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    You had it coming.

  • 183 45
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 21, 10 at 1:45pm
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    Lesbian: 1. Douchebag: 0

  • 158 55
    Submitted by canonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:27am
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    from her tone, i guess even a straight girl wouldnt fuck you.

  • 135 43
    Submitted by klangford on Jul 21, 10 at 12:56pm
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    i said prove it, so she slept with my ex-girlfriend

    • 37 69
      Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:00am
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      I said prove it and she slept with me :)

  • 123 50
    Submitted by vexprt on Jul 21, 10 at 11:33am
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    Probably not the first time happening to you

  • 82 39
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 1:08pm
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    That plan backfired. Big time

  • 76 35
    Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:24pm
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    Agreed. "And the award for ultimate backfire goes to..."

  • 84 52
    Submitted by XZero on Jul 21, 10 at 11:57am
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    Gambled and lost on that one.

  • 78 41
    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 21, 10 at 11:40am
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    lmao that's so funny.

  • 71 42
    Submitted by Filter on Jul 21, 10 at 12:21pm
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    Hahahahhahaha......awesome

  • 66 35
    Submitted by colan08 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:48pm
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    BOOM! Roasted!

  • 67 42
    Submitted by bikinibottom384 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:29pm
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    You asked for it, hotshot.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 3:34pm
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    That a girl... SmartAss lesbians don't like boys. Bi girls might. All depends of you. And for the sound of this u better off hitting on ur own team.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 21, 10 at 1:25pm
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    To prove that I'm straight, I would do everyone BUT you.

  • 55 41
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:36pm
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    HAHAHAHHA i love it

  • 48 38
    Submitted by kdd123 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:55pm
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    Awesome. You walked right into that one.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Stimofo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:53am
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    Hahaha

  • 53 57
    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 22, 10 at 4:53am
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    Haha, u go girl XD

  • 46 45
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 22, 10 at 8:16am
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    shut down like a little bitch

  • 41 39
    Submitted by checkkid014 on Jul 22, 10 at 9:31pm
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    woah. nice.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:14pm
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    D'oh!

  • 46 49
    Submitted by xdrgnlvrx2010 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:45pm
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    LMFAO ... Smooth move

  • 41 42
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:17am
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    Cause I'm a slag

  • 48 57
    Submitted by jacobsoltero on Jul 22, 10 at 4:16am
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    Fucking owned that sucks

  • 42 45
    Submitted by 330isplace2be on Jul 21, 10 at 11:14pm
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    she said to sit

  • 50 61
    Submitted by wbfd631 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:14pm
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    That's dirty

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:37pm
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    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by awalta6wha on Jul 22, 10 at 1:48am
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    Rosamondmoonpie- what's with you and pretzels?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 1:04pm
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    WIN!!!!!!! I thought this was pretty funny <3

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:26pm
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    Tfln makes me firsty... And hungry for pretzels

  • 39 60
    Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:44am
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    She clearly out played you

  • 37 61
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:49pm
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    Well thats a fail. I feel sorry for you buddy.. Maybe next time.. If there's one.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:05pm
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    HHS. Funny

  • 24 36
    Submitted by seanD25 on Apr 26, 11 at 1:39am
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    OWNED!

  • 31 53
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:28pm
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    OP, YDI :) haha.

  • 38 92
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 11:30am
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    • 39 53
      Submitted by afineguy on Jul 21, 10 at 1:21pm
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      do you realize that no one likes you?

  • 30 90
    Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 21, 10 at 11:25am
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    These pretzels are making me firsty