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  • 74 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:14am
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    Had a girl ask me how many pineapple rings can I fit on my dick and I told her enough to make you full

  • 59 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:20am
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    wow i hope you guys aren't serious with these posts. i'm disturbed.

  • 54 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:41am
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    do friends really text each other about this?

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:25am
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    If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!!!

  • 52 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:09pm
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    lolllll gotta love fresno.:p

  • 50 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:23am
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    That's really fucking stupid

  • 45 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:50am
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    <<>> You are one, sick dude...

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:23am
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    11:15 way out there we all need to beat his ass

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:11am
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    You aren't starring in American Pie so why not try a real vagina or if not get a pocket pussy!

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:08am
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    whip cream and my girlfriend

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:06am
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    next time try a toaster.

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:33am
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    Baked potatoes = the best.

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:28am
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    11:25: wtf!!??

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:22am
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    cows too loose.... fuck a goat.... they have tight pussies

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:30am
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    i'll give u 10 doll hairs for that meat. and a blow job.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:16am
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    UM just go fuck a cow theres plenty o them around cen-cal!

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:09pm
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    You ruined the cake and you got icing on your balls, you fucking idiot.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:25am
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    I butt fuck babies til there are only chunks of corpse meat left.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:56am
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    as they say: you can't have your cake on your dick and eat it too